shut up meg Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 It just appears I have the best agent in the game; when in fact I have no agent I think he meant solicitor or Queens Council. The fact that you are walking the street means that your "agent" is the best in the business. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 I think we all know Dad. Just hope you have the decency to throw your phone in the sea when the police come calling to save the rest of us from some of the libel shit that has been posted on here. Would be a tremendous interrogation though. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 This place has gone to the dogs. Bloody shambles. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Imagine some middle aged wifies face on the jury if someone did get done and they read out some of the posts on here. So just to confirm Fridge, you hope all Huns die, converse with what can only be perceived as a paedo, sexual deviants and drug offenders. And Millertime. No comment. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 11, 2019 Share Posted November 11, 2019 Ever hit a woman, Robbie? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Robbie, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Robbie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?Fuck all wrong we seeing a grown man naked you stinking homosexual Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 Don at least up front about his accusations (false BTW you wee arsehole) - but what say you meg? What you accusing me of? Theft from your work in an industrial scale! Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 We were never anything but good dad, apart from the time I offered to get you tickets for huns away then you blanked me when dave_min popped up with a ticket for you.Other than that particular shitebag move, I've always thought you to be an upstanding guy. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 No problem padre! Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Still shagging dead bodies pops?Not fair. Some of them are alive when he starts. Link to comment
Oban Red Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 I think we should bastardise this Wimbledon song to work for us... We are wombles We are womblesSuper wombles from the laneWe are wombles super womblesWe are wombles from the laneWe drink champaneWe snort cocaineWe've got ladies over hereYou've got shit jobsYou shag your dogs and yourWife is on the gameWe are womblesWe are womblesSuper wombles from the laneWe are wombles super womblesWe are wombles from the laneWe drink capari we drive ferrarisWe've got wombles in our livesU've go bus stops second hand shops And your mum's in readers wives We are ShaggersWe are ShaggersSheep Shaggers from AberdeenWe are Shaggers, sheep shaggersWe are shaggerd from Aberdeen,We drink champaneWe snort cocaineWe've got ladies over hereYou've got shit jobsYou shag your dogs and yourWife is on the gameWe are shaggersWe are shaggersSheep shaggers from Aberdeen,We are shaggers, sheep shaggers,We are shaggers from the Aberdeen,We drink capari we drive ferrarisWe've got sheep in our livesU've go bus stops second hand shops And your mum's in readers wives. Cringe If you fucking want. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 Readers Wives An excellent PG feature of old! Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 I think we should bastardise this Wimbledon song to work for us... We are wombles We are womblesSuper wombles from the laneWe are wombles super womblesWe are wombles from the laneWe drink champaneWe snort cocaineWe've got ladies over hereYou've got shit jobsYou shag your dogs and yourWife is on the gameWe are womblesWe are womblesSuper wombles from the laneWe are wombles super womblesWe are wombles from the laneWe drink capari we drive ferrarisWe've got wombles in our livesU've go bus stops second hand shops And your mum's in readers wives We are ShaggersWe are ShaggersSheep Shaggers from AberdeenWe are Shaggers, sheep shaggersWe are shaggerd from Aberdeen,We drink champaneWe snort cocaineWe've got ladies over hereYou've got shit jobsYou shag your dogs and yourWife is on the gameWe are shaggersWe are shaggersSheep shaggers from Aberdeen,We are shaggers, sheep shaggers,We are shaggers from the Aberdeen,We drink capari we drive ferrarisWe've got sheep in our livesU've go bus stops second hand shops And your mum's in readers wives. Cringe If you fucking want.A little early for the Christmas number one spot 1 Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted August 19, 2020 Share Posted August 19, 2020 Do I need to graduate from here before I’m allowed to post on the boards? 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 On 8/20/2020 at 12:21 AM, donswin1983 said: Do I need to graduate from here before I’m allowed to post on the boards? Yep, need to pass the entrance exam. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 On 8/20/2020 at 12:21 AM, donswin1983 said: Do I need to graduate from here before I’m allowed to post on the boards? Ever shat yourself as an adult? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Link to comment
Sheepo Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Are you sexually attracted to Sheep ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 13 minutes ago, Sheepo said: Are you sexually attracted to Sheepo ? You sound a bit desperate 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 22, 2020 Share Posted August 22, 2020 Also do you have the mental stability to put up with Millertime? Because it’s nae easy. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted August 23, 2020 Share Posted August 23, 2020 16 hours ago, Fridge said: Also do you have the mental stability to put up with Millertime? Because it’s nae easy. Aye, dealing with that chump should be a module in a social workers degree . Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 8/22/2020 at 10:45 AM, Simply Red said: Ever shat yourself as an adult? Only once. But Turkish prisons will have that effect on you.. Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 8/22/2020 at 1:56 AM, maryhilldon said: Yep, need to pass the entrance exam. Brilliant. Bring it on... Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, donswin1983 said: Only once. But Turkish prisons will have that effect on you.. Pre/during/post Mehmet ramming you? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 On 8/22/2020 at 1:56 AM, maryhilldon said: Yep, need to pass the entrance exam. 6 months confined to the Coronavirus thread. If you survive that with your mental health intact then you're home free. Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 38 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said: 6 months confined to the Coronavirus thread. If you survive that with your mental health intact then you're home free. I had Coronavirus, does that get me an exemption from thread quarantine? Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 42 minutes ago, Simply Red said: Pre/during/post Mehmet ramming you? All three mate. He was very demanding. He had a kebab skewer held to my throat...reminded me of boarding school Link to comment
Simply Red Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 55 minutes ago, donswin1983 said: All three mate. He was very demanding. He had a kebab skewer held to my throat...reminded me of boarding school Im just watching Link to comment
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