Pet Hates

[The Buzzard]

That fucking advert with Ewan McGregor in it just now. Trivago I think it is. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, The Buzzard said:

That fucking advert with Ewan McGregor in it just now. Trivago I think it is. 

Haha. 
 

Yip annoying as fuck. 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

When cunts say top bins in a football sense

Im with you there. 

[Parklife]

38 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

When cunts say top bins in a football sense

You know it's a cunt who calls it "footy" and thinks sky invented football in the 90's. 

[manboobs109]

32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's only ever been used in a football sense. 

Incorrect. I worked in a wheelie bin warehouse and it was used frequently so stop this utterly boring pedantic nonsense.

[The Boofon]

KLM.

 

Luggage losing arseholes.

[CCB III]

I dress like a bit of a bum, right. 
 

But see when you see guys that wear skin tight skinny jeans, and then those massive yeezy clown shoe things? Sometimes they are balenciaga or some other designer nonsense, they look like clowns. 
 

 

[Redforever86]

5 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

KLM.

 

Luggage losing arseholes.

Cunts once took me and my mates off a flight predeparture because they thought we’d miss it, thankfully told us after we had ran through schipol and the plane was there but we couldn’t get on as they’d given our seats to someone else. 
 

Never used the cunts since. 

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I dress like a bit of a bum, right. 
 

But see when you see guys that wear skin tight skinny jeans, and then those massive yeezy clown shoe things? Sometimes they are balenciaga or some other designer nonsense, they look like clowns. 
 

 

Skin tight black jeans, possibly ripped at the knees, half mast, white sport socks or no socks, shit trainers.

c/w skin tight tshirt with shit sleeve tattoos on show 

A fucking abomination

[CCB III]

Just now, Simply Red said:

Skin tight black jeans, possibly ripped at the knees, half mast, white sport socks or no socks, shit trainers.

c/w skin tight tshirt with shit sleeve tattoos on show 

A fucking abomination

Tbf I often go for the rolled up troosers white sport sock on white trainer thing. Just like, it dunno why.All my troosers are regular fit tho. 

I don't do skin right clothes tho, never have. Uncomfortable. 

What's your clobber like RS?
 

[BrianFaePerth]

On 4/22/2022 at 3:49 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

When a turd pervert gets all his posts deleted and hides away because he is physically scared of a small English man. 

Who is scared of poodles?

[BrianFaePerth]

40 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

KLM.

 

Luggage losing arseholes.

Unfortunate.

 

LOL

Prick

[styrofoamplates]

1 hour ago, The Boofon said:

KLM.

 

Luggage losing arseholes.

KLM baggage crew are on strike today. Won't be lost, just they couldn't be arsed or had nobody to load or unload it.

[Poodler]

Bike gangs against child abuse 

known for their drug dealing and ultra violence, it’s annoying that they choose to wear that on their leather jackets (loads here have it written on the back of their jackets). Hardly the bastions of good taste. And doesn’t it just go without saying? 
 

I suspect they just like hearing the pervy stories. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Ach Dayne just wants to protect the kids.

 

[CCB III]

Poodles is a danger and I'll happily say it to his face. 
 

Don't trust a word the snake says

[1903Fitba]

The English national anthem has got to be one of the most disgusting things going. 
 

Fucking brutal 

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, CCB III said:

Poodles is a danger and I'll happily say it to his face. 
 

Don't trust a word the snake says

+1

[The Boofon]

10 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

KLM baggage crew are on strike today. Won't be lost, just they couldn't be arsed or had nobody to load or unload it.

Was lost on Friday night. Told it was on route today. 
 

No sign of it. That info makes sense why. 

[The Boofon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

There's nothing in that luggage that can't be replaced. Chill,Boof. Just 'things'. 

Au contraire mon ami. 
 

It’s full of bacon, black pudding and other swine related produce. 
 

Be fucked if not returned soon. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

ahh right. That is a pisser.

It sure is. Bigger pisser is them telling me it’s here so I do a 90 minute trip to airport to collect and it’s not here after all. ?‍♂️
 

Away back to apartment now. Missed the Fury fight for fuck all. 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Ah the Poodle has emigrated. 

About fucking time. 

Well done. 

Shite country though, but better than the previous one.  

Especially if we lose in the playoffs. 

Welcome to 4 weeks ago.

You’d love where eh currently am. You can sit with a drink outside and look at the servo, industrial machinery and a pile of sand. All it’s lacking is a hip hop collective.

[Misers Hill]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

Poodles is a danger and I'll happily say it to his face. 
 

Don't trust a word the snake says

Hes moved..probably why you wont?..im struggling we you?

[Poodler]

Dude looks like a lady 

awful 

[CCB III]

7 hours ago, Misers Hill said:

Hes moved..probably why you wont?..im struggling we you?

Would easily. 
 

Im an honest person.

 

Don't struggle! It's all good

[Simply Red]

Flew abz to mcr for one of the Heaton Park Roses gigs, just down for one night. Had a small backpack with a spare pair of shoes, bottle of brandy for the room (bubble wrapped etc), and my house/car keys. Wouldnt let me take it on as hand luggage cos of the liquids so it went in the hold. Got it back 6days later. Locked out my flat. Couldnt go to work. Had to get a locksmith to get me in after a few nights on my pals couch. Was told in mcr when i arrived that my bag would be in abz airport by the time i got home the next day, it wasnt, cops escorted me out the airport. Shambles

[Simply Red]

13 hours ago, CCB III said:

Poodles is a danger and I'll happily say it to his face. 
 

Don't trust a word the snake says

Poodles banged yir ma?

[The Boofon]

3 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Flew abz to mcr for one of the Heaton Park Roses gigs, just down for one night. Had a small backpack with a spare pair of shoes, bottle of brandy for the room (bubble wrapped etc), and my house/car keys. Wouldnt let me take it on as hand luggage cos of the liquids so it went in the hold. Got it back 6days later. Locked out my flat. Couldnt go to work. Had to get a locksmith to get me in after a few nights on my pals couch. Was told in mcr when i arrived that my bag would be in abz airport by the time i got home the next day, it wasnt, cops escorted me out the airport. Shambles

Haha Jesus fuck that's bad.

 

They lost my bag years ago. Was missing for about four days. Eventually guy comes chapping on the door. I've got your bags Sir.

Bags?

That's my bag. iIcked it up. Completely soaked through.

 

Who's bag is that then he asked?

 

How the fuck should I know. Stupid cunts had tried to give me someone else's bag. With hindsight  should have kept it to see if there was anything worth nicking but I'm too nice a guy to do that.

[Beachend Bootboy]

I picked up the wrong bag off the flight back from Gothenberg.  Blootered!!!  Was in the Crown and Anchor bar before I realised.  Delayed me gettin' even blooterder by two hours by gettin' a taxi out to the airport, fuckin' about there and back to the pub with my bag.  Managed the rerun of the game on the telly tho and then up Union Street and followed the bus and crowds to Pittodrie.  Mega blootered but just mega!!!

I'm off to church now.

[Beachend Bootboy]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Looking back i had a pal that worked at baggage control at GLA and he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box ( and that's being kind). He ended up being a supervisor .

Often the case (pun intended).