ericblack4boss Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 He's more like posteria of the year. Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 This must go down as post of the yearBest of luck tup and great idea going out tonight so as you wont have to buy her a xmas presentmembers of your family will probably have got her one anyway Link to comment
caledonia Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 9.45 has he shagged her yet? p.s gonna try hard for poster of the year next year as i now see what it does for your sex life Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 9.45 has he shagged her yet? p.s gonna try hard for poster of the year next year as i now see what it does for your sex life Doubt he managed to pump her... as he's just come back online! Link to comment
Popular Post King Street Loon Posted December 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2015 He's maybe showing her around this place. Here's my corner where I help people.Here's the thread where people voted me as best poster.Here's the thread where I told everyone I had a date.So on and so forth. 17 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 He's maybe showing her around this place. Here's my corner where I help people.Here's the thread where people voted me as best poster.Here's the thread where I told everyone I had a date.So on and so forth. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Haha, brilliant. The guy that thinks he is top dawg, spits the dummy over this thread. When the shoe is on the other foot, eh Tup? I also hope he gets stood up, knob that he is. 3 Link to comment
amancalledbuck Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Raped a Labrador. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Even with a set oh expensive raping shoes on she would still out run him... Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Doubt he managed to pump her... as he's just come back online! Some people have a cigarette post coitus, some log on to AFC chat... Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 How'd you get on last night Champ? Doesn't look good if you were logged on here around 10pm. Did you take Brian's advice and empty your sacks before going out? Knees raised, legs akimbo, frantic wrist action leading to involuntary hip thrusts and slack jawed murmuring as you splash your tuppy semen all over your stomach. Great stuff min. Where did you go? Something to eat and then a few drinks perhaps? Did you buy her flowers? Chocolates? Did you get any 'action' after? Did she scrub up OK? You'd have been in luck if she had little tits. I like little tits. I once had a girlfriend with little tits, she loved being on top, being a lazy bastard I also liked it that way.Anyway...she loved her tits being squeezed as she bounced around, the harder I squeezed and pulled, the more she juddered herself to a climax. T'was quite bad actually, her little tits were constantly covered in bruises. What about downstairs tuppy tupster? A lovely fragranced, waxed pussy? I like this, let the dog see the rabbit. A nice smooth pubic mound, perfect. But I suppose if she comes from up Wick direction, more likely to have been a big hairy minge akin to a Pipe band Major's sporran.Not keen on that raking through the undergrowth to try and find the promised land nonsense. Fart and geez a clue... Anyway, let us know how it went, we're rooting for ya chumster...x 7 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A fud like Brian Blessed's asshole and twice as smelly. :hysterical: Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A fud like Brian Blessed's asshole and twice as smelly. Link to comment
ollie1903 Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A fud like Brian Blessed's asshole and twice as smelly. Boak Link to comment
daytripping Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Tup and his cousin will probably be waking up about now, she'll be looking over the pillow thinking wtf and tup will be opening an eye ready for round two, I hope he tapes it so us lucky guys on the hat can see what single guys in the North get up to these days. I'd pay £5.99 a Month to follow you tup, so would loads of other folks, get it done. Fingers crossed for you big guy, hope it went well. Link to comment
rumpus Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 He's clearly in a huff, reporting Brian to the moderators is pretty low. The lad from the mean streets of Dundee was only trying to help. Likes dishing it out does oor Tup. Greetin faced little bairn when the tables are turned. Link to comment
Geoff_Tipps Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Exactly this has been priceless. What a fanny the boy is, greetin like a bairn. 6 Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 A fud like Brian Blessed's asshole and twice as smelly.Laughed out loud reading that. Ma asked what I was laughing at. Ken fit ma, I'm actually nae gan to tell you this close to Xmas Link to comment
ebbe Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Poor tup. Still no response. I expect Boofon to recieve an almighty hay-maker to the gut for this. Link to comment
minijc Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Poor tup. Still no response. I expect Boofon to recieve an almighty hay-maker to the gut for this.You giving Tup a hifty up to reach like? Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 Hey lay off tup, a man with his reputation and record on here deserves to be respected, she maybe played him at pool and played negative safety he's probably still snookered Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 This is going in the 'Classics' forum once it's run its course. Absolutely tremendous content! Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Maybe he's trussed up in a dungeon somewhere? Link to comment
tup Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 This is going in the 'Classics' forum once it's run its course. Absolutely tremendous content! More bullshit from you. Which is par for the course. You're running this according to different rules which appear to be whatever suits you at the time. Stand Free Ed tactics. Aussie cunt. Link to comment
tup Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Cheers min all the best to you and your family. Link to comment
Tommy Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Merry Christmas Tup and family. Link to comment
tup Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Thank you Tommy same to yourself. Link to comment
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