BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 One of my mates pished in the away dugout at the Pitt the night before a hun game. Ledge. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I pished on Pittodrie. Wasn't getting served drink under age at the broadbill bar so went to an corner shop for drink to sneak in. Bursting for a pish on the way back. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Once pished from a moving car (wasn't driving), since my mate refused to stop at a service station. Edit: It didn't go very well. Link to comment
BillyStarkDivinHeeder Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 @@cheesepipes has a good one about pissing in a sex shop in Berlin Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You need to get new mates Parky Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 And he judges others for using cubicles ^ Off you pop Parkie you wee prickTo be fair, it's not using the cubicles in public toilets that I judge you for. It's more what you get up to inside the cubicles, you George Michael wannabe. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You need to get new mates ParkyYou just need to get some mates. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 @@cheesepipes has a good one about pissing in a sex shop in BerlinI LOVE that story hahaha Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 You just need to get some mates.And when I do they won't be the sort that force me to pish my pants Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 And when I do they won't be the sort that force me to pish my pantsWho said anything about pishing my pants? You've just made that up, Sonny Jim. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Fair enough son. But here - you're mate is an arsehole.*your Prick. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 I peed on the side of Daft Punks tour bus and Thomas Bangalter came out to smoke a cigarette and asked what I was doing....... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 What's the situation when you are carrying multiple shopping bags? Acceptable to use the cubicle?That’s called cottaging apparently.........ask @@Dad Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where's the best place you've pissed? Pissed against Anne Frank's house when we got lost in the Dam one time. Not sure that counts as the 'best place' I've pissed though! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Where's the best place you've pissed? I still occasionally get a wave of shame for pissing on the clutha bar memorial at a cup semi/ or final when it happened. Don't really remember it. But some people have never spoken to me since it. So it did happen.Pissed in one of those wanking booths in amsterdam. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Hired an apartment in Edinburgh one weekend. Balcony and #summervibes pissed from said balcony on to the street aiming at rugby fans - 18 and cans Kicked out of a local bar. Walked round an alley way and went for a piss. Turns out it was a curry house window I was pissing on. Didn’t realise till my mate grabbed me and pointed at the Hamilton’s shouting/running towards me. Thinking about it there’s quite a few.. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Bit of a hell raiser in your youth? Fit happened?! Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Bit of a hell raiser in your youth? Fit happened?! Suckered in to the whole growing up/responsibilities thing. Two years till the big 30. Plenty in the tank yet. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 growing up/responsibilitiesLol. Edit: you can have responsibilities and still be refreshingly laid back ya know, 1903 min. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 What the fuck, you're younger than me? Honestly thought you were 40's! Christ. Suckered indeed! Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Said before. Too many people know who I am irl/that I post on here. Fuck grassing on myself in the “What are you doing today?” Thread etc Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Everyone's fighting a battle man Respect to your own path Just make sure it's got a bloody good soundtrack Link to comment
The Boofon Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Pissed in one of those wanking booths in amsterdam.A challenging wank for me should I have stumbled upon that show. How much they pay you? Lifts, bedrooms, fireplaces, my pants, various locations in hotel rooms. Nothing too special. Would like to piss up a bird’s (human variety) asshole though. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 A challenging wank for me should I have stumbled upon that show. How much they pay you? Lifts, bedrooms, fireplaces, my pants, various locations in hotel rooms. Nothing too special. Would like to piss up a bird’s (human variety) asshole though. Cumming up there nae enough?? I dinna get the pissing thing tho I have pissed on a birds tits before-she loved it! Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 A challenging wank for me should I have stumbled upon that show. How much they pay you? Lifts, bedrooms, fireplaces, my pants, various locations in hotel rooms. Nothing too special. Would like to piss up a bird’s (human variety) asshole though.It was one of the ones where they play a porn video and you wank into a bin. Was choking for a piss and couldn't find a bog. I'd advise you don't go into one if you ever find yourself in Amsterdam. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Pissed against Anne Frank's house when we got lost in the Dam one time. Not sure that counts as the 'best place' I've pissed though!Easy to hide it there though..... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Cumming up there nae enough?? I dinna get the pissing thing tho I have pissed on a birds tits before-she loved it!An Ex-Hibeee AND (MT™️) piss up her arse? She sounds like quite the catch...... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I’d still consider 28 as being young Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 An Ex-Hibeee AND (MT™️) piss up her arse? She sounds like quite the catch......Gads min-The ex-hibeee bit obviously. 1 Link to comment
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