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#61 OFFLINE   K-9

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:56 PM

I can't believe this is even news.  If you want any of the various cheap sass that is in big bottles, you get it free.  If it is in a sachet, you pay.  The chipper doesn't have it because there isn't sufficient demand for it.  I am sure if some Jamaican chap popped in and asked for some free Reggae Reggae sauce, he wouldn't even have the audacity (or gallusness) to claim it to be racism if he were charged for it...

 

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:07 PM

Some useful facts about weegies:
 
Weegies are taken down sewers in cages to deter rats
 
Evolution stalled slightly in Glasgow which resulted in the stunted human "Weegie"
 
A weegies IQ can be counted on the fingers of a typical weegie hand. Four.

 

The Hills have eyes was originally meant to be set in Glasgow, but the cast found it to be "too realistic"


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:13 PM

weegies are used by rats to chase away ferrets


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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:21 PM

Weegies are often used for the testing of cosmetics before they move onto testing on mice. 


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:37 PM

The blue lagoon chippys charge 30p for a squirt of brown sass out a big bottle and the lassie puts it on for you, can't even do it yourself. Now that's a rip off.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:00 PM

Weegies were long ago used for the experiment of not washing hair for long periods to see if after long enough it would begin to self clean.

 

They forgot to tell them the experiment was not just over but also a massive failure.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:12 PM

MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:44 PM

Weegies have this deluded belief that everyone outside the weege thinks they're funny & hard as fk.

Scousers are very similar in this respect.

Outside the pup in Edinburgh the other night having a smoke & overheard this young weegie lad speaking to some tourists. (couldn't help over hearing cos he was a typical weegie)

Anyway, he was basically saying to the tourists that I'm surprised you are speaking to me because everyone normally hears the accent & automatically thinks I'm going to batter them.  :clangers2:

 

Needless to say it wasn't that much later into the night before someone smacked him (don't know what for but can guess) & he fucked off :laughing:


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:04 PM

MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world.

 

I am fairly confident you have nae idea what "Walter Mitty world" means.

 

This thread is brilliant.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:06 PM

If you put a weegie into a bottle of diet coke the coke will explode out of the bottle. Presumably to get the fuck away from the smell.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

it wasnt funny the 54th time he said it and its not funny the 55th time either

 

He's like a bairn trying to impress his dads pals.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:22 PM

aye, like all of the threats of a smack ive had from fairies on here, only for them then to say after a match day, "aye, i seen him.."?

Name & shame them MT

 

I'm surprised folk want to smack you.

 

But I'm pretty sure you have tried smack in the past (on giro day at least)


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:23 PM

im NO friend of his dads

 

You and his da' have something in common.

 

You both spunked on his ma's tits.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:21 PM

 
and im sure ollie at one point too


Lies, not I. And I have never, ever met you at the football, to back down.
But crack on with making shit up, if it makes you happy.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:24 PM

I'd say all this to your face no hassle MT you weegie cunt.

briPod will ken all about bottling meeting folk off here and that wisna weegies.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 06:42 PM

Haha, I suspect the ratio of "say it to their face" compared to "say it on the internet" when it comes to slagging off Weegies is quite low.

 

 

jesus.

 

really?

 

REALLY?

 

 

yup

 

low, thought not AS low as a good woman finding any of them attractive in a masculine sense

 

Equally, I think it may be a similar issue with MT and his opinions on Aberdonians... :laughing:


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 06:53 PM

A weegie is somewhere between neanderthal man and homo sapien.

Under developed in the brain department.

So you could argue they are a different species.

Probably classes as cruelty to animals and would be a matter for the RSPCA.

Was going to correct you Tup to say it should be the Scottish SPCA, but I'm wrong myself: http://www.ispca.ie/


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Butcher had the ICT players training every day in the winter break...Broon let the squad go off on holiday while he watched the box set of Midsomer Murders Archie gave him for Xmas while dunking custard creams and nodding off between episodes...there was only ever going to be one result today...Broon is a charlatan and a wage thief...the sooner some folk wake up to the fraudulent cu*ts behaviour the better...he's taking us for cu*ts...pure and simple

 


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:29 PM

I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.


Can this happen in Munns Vaults as I'm meeting my mates in there but would like to see this meeting with Tup in the flesh :)


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:45 PM

I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.

Are Partick going to be buying you a pint?

 

Pretty sure you won't need one from tup if Partick are up first


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:49 PM

I'll let you buy me a pint before Partick in that case.


Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too. I thought you had met Tup before?

P.S. Did you check that thing for me today?
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:53 PM

Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too?


Stop that, it's happening in Munns, Coopers is pish anyway :)


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:54 PM

Had a chipper once in Edinburgh and I remember the girl asking if I'd like salt and sauce, thought she obviously meant to say salt and vinegar so said please. Thought she was putting brown sauce on my fish supper was like fit the fuck ye deein! Was fine enough though! Is this just an Edinburgh thing??


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 07:59 PM

Stop that, it's happening in Munns, Coopers is pish anyway :)


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Ha, I'm no fussed min, just wherever! Where is Munns again, know the name but can't place it... Does it have a pool table? Dare say Tup won't be interested if not.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 08:02 PM

Sorry mate, will remember tomorrow.


Ta chief. Will put your forgetfulness down to being traumatised by seeing a fight before you even got on the train the day :laughing:
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 08:04 PM

Ha, I'm no fussed min, just wherever! Where is Munns again, know the name but can't place it... Does it have a pool table? Dare say Tup won't be interested if not.


It's literally 200 yards from the ground on Maryhill Road.

Not sure about the pool table, buts it one of those old pubs with 2 parts, the bar and the lounge, so might be one in the lounge for all Tup's pool needs!


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:10 PM

weegies were once used as a medieval form of chemical weapons
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:36 PM

Had a chipper once in Edinburgh and I remember the girl asking if I'd like salt and sauce, thought she obviously meant to say salt and vinegar so said please. Thought she was putting brown sauce on my fish supper was like fit the fuck ye deein! Was fine enough though! Is this just an Edinburgh thing??

Aye Edinburgh is the only plce that I've witnessed that just offer salt n sauce as opposed to salt n vinegar.

 

But the sauce is really fine though. I buy it to have in the house also. Couldn't care what's in it cos it's fine


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 09:38 PM

The reason Weegies are so nasel when they speak is because they have to try to just breath through their mouth when speaking so they don't have to smell the shite they all speak.


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 07:23 AM

Coopers. I will need to stick my name down for a ticket for that too. I thought you had met Tup before?

P.S. Did you check that thing for me today?

 

Your prostate no doubt  :gay:


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Posted 28 August 2013 - 10:18 PM

Theres a chipper in St Ninians in Stirling where the charge you for red sauce but the only charge £2-50 for a pie or puddin supper.


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