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#61 OFFLINE   styrofoamplates

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:10 AM

I thought black people liked getting called "black"?  Even though most of them are brown.  It's coloured they don't like.  Or the "n" word.  Which they sometimes do like.

 

I don't think it's racist to call someone black.  Unless they're not black.

 

They don't like 'darkie' either.

 

Which is a shame, as that's my favourite.

 

 

 

So is the chipper racist if they stock white puddings but have run out of black puddings?


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:48 AM

Thats you pished on your chips MT.

I certainly will not be meeting you for a pint if that's your attitude.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 11:58 AM

Thats you pished on your chips MT.

I certainly will not be meeting you for a pint if that's your attitude.

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:01 PM

Meanwhile in Govan.... :hunbash:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk...w-west-23840611


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They’ll slip into liquidation within the next couple of weeks with a new company emerging but 140 years of history, triumph and tears, will have ended.

No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club. When the CVA was thrown out Rangers as we know them died. They were closed and a newco must start from scratch.

 

Never let the bastards forget it

http://www.afc.co.uk...2212158_2821864


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:04 PM

"Det Insp Alan McAlpine said: "I wish to emphasise that attacks of this type are very rare."


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:08 PM

"Det Insp Alan McAlpine said: "I wish to emphasise that attacks of this type are very rare."

Aye, when he says Rare he means excellent

 

"I want to emphasis that attacks of this type are excellent"


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:11 PM

"Det Insp Alan McAlpine said: "I wish to emphasise that attacks of this type are very rare."

 

Is that not a massive contradiction considering these were three seperate stabbing incidents in the same area?

 

Or is it never rains but it pours kind of thing ;)

 

If you simply google 'Knife Attack Glasgow' it would appear this is not as rare as Mr McAlpine would think :(


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They’ll slip into liquidation within the next couple of weeks with a new company emerging but 140 years of history, triumph and tears, will have ended.

No matter how Charles Green attempts to dress it up, a newco equals a new club. When the CVA was thrown out Rangers as we know them died. They were closed and a newco must start from scratch.

 

Never let the bastards forget it

http://www.afc.co.uk...2212158_2821864


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:13 PM

I can't believe this is even news.  If you want any of the various cheap sass that is in big bottles, you get it free.  If it is in a sachet, you pay.  The chipper doesn't have it because there isn't sufficient demand for it.  I am sure if some Jamaican chap popped in and asked for some free Reggae Reggae sauce, he wouldn't even have the audacity (or gallusness) to claim it to be racism if he were charged for it...


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:26 PM

I can't believe this is even news.  If you want any of the various cheap sass that is in big bottles, you get it free.  If it is in a sachet, you pay.  The chipper doesn't have it because there isn't sufficient demand for it.  I am sure if some Jamaican chap popped in and asked for some free Reggae Reggae sauce, he wouldn't even have the audacity (or gallusness) to claim it to be racism if he were charged for it...

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:49 PM

*galli

 

*care


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 12:56 PM

I can't believe this is even news.  If you want any of the various cheap sass that is in big bottles, you get it free.  If it is in a sachet, you pay.  The chipper doesn't have it because there isn't sufficient demand for it.  I am sure if some Jamaican chap popped in and asked for some free Reggae Reggae sauce, he wouldn't even have the audacity (or gallusness) to claim it to be racism if he were charged for it...

 

 

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Both are measured on the mongometer so doesn't really matter!!


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:07 PM

Some useful facts about weegies:
 
Weegies are taken down sewers in cages to deter rats
 
Evolution stalled slightly in Glasgow which resulted in the stunted human "Weegie"
 
A weegies IQ can be counted on the fingers of a typical weegie hand. Four.

 

The Hills have eyes was originally meant to be set in Glasgow, but the cast found it to be "too realistic"


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:13 PM

weegies are used by rats to chase away ferrets


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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:21 PM

Weegies are often used for the testing of cosmetics before they move onto testing on mice. 


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 02:37 PM

The blue lagoon chippys charge 30p for a squirt of brown sass out a big bottle and the lassie puts it on for you, can't even do it yourself. Now that's a rip off.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:00 PM

Weegies were long ago used for the experiment of not washing hair for long periods to see if after long enough it would begin to self clean.

 

They forgot to tell them the experiment was not just over but also a massive failure.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:12 PM

MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world.

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 03:44 PM

Weegies have this deluded belief that everyone outside the weege thinks they're funny & hard as fk.

Scousers are very similar in this respect.

Outside the pup in Edinburgh the other night having a smoke & overheard this young weegie lad speaking to some tourists. (couldn't help over hearing cos he was a typical weegie)

Anyway, he was basically saying to the tourists that I'm surprised you are speaking to me because everyone normally hears the accent & automatically thinks I'm going to batter them.  :clangers2:

 

Needless to say it wasn't that much later into the night before someone smacked him (don't know what for but can guess) & he fucked off :laughing:


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:01 PM

Weegies have this deluded belief that everyone outside the weege thinks they're funny & hard as fk.

Scousers are very similar in this respect.

Outside the pup in Edinburgh the other night having a smoke & overheard this young weegie lad speaking to some tourists. (couldn't help over hearing cos he was a typical weegie)

Anyway, he was basically saying to the tourists that I'm surprised you are speaking to me because everyone normally hears the accent & automatically thinks I'm going to batter them.  :clangers2:

 

Needless to say it wasn't that much later into the night before someone smacked him (don't know what for but can guess) & he fucked off :laughing:

 

aye, like all of the threats of a smack ive had from fairies on here, only for them then to say after a match day, "aye, i seen him.."?


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:04 PM

MT uses his weegieness as a status symbol to open all kinds of doors both in business & socailly. Hanging around with other strange men, like Gary McAllister in shitty bars, because being weegie is the coolest of the cool in MT's Walter Mitty world.

 

I am fairly confident you have nae idea what "Walter Mitty world" means.

 

This thread is brilliant.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:06 PM

I am fairly confident you have nae idea what "Walter Mitty world" means.

 

This thread is brilliant.

 

it wasnt funny the 54th time he said it and its not funny the 55th time either


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:06 PM

If you put a weegie into a bottle of diet coke the coke will explode out of the bottle. Presumably to get the fuck away from the smell.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:10 PM

If you put a weegie into a bottle of diet coke the coke will explode out of the bottle. Presumably to get the fuck away from the smell.

 

jesus.

 

really?

 

REALLY?

 

Haha, I suspect the ratio of "say it to their face" compared to "say it on the internet" when it comes to slagging off Weegies is quite low.

 

yup

 

low, thought not AS low as a good woman finding any of them attractive in a masculine sense


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

it wasnt funny the 54th time he said it and its not funny the 55th time either

 

He's like a bairn trying to impress his dads pals.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:17 PM

He's like a bairn trying to impress his dads pals.

 

im NO friend of his dads


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:22 PM

aye, like all of the threats of a smack ive had from fairies on here, only for them then to say after a match day, "aye, i seen him.."?

Name & shame them MT

 

I'm surprised folk want to smack you.

 

But I'm pretty sure you have tried smack in the past (on giro day at least)


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:23 PM

im NO friend of his dads

 

You and his da' have something in common.

 

You both spunked on his ma's tits.


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Posted 27 August 2013 - 04:26 PM

Name & shame them MT

 

I'm surprised folk want to smack you.

 

But I'm pretty sure you have tried smack in the past (on giro day at least)

 

erm, rocket, tup and im sure ollie at one point too

 

definitely more an all

 

You and his da' have something in common.

 

You both spunked on his ma's tits.

 

( . y . )

 

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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:21 PM

 
and im sure ollie at one point too


Lies, not I. And I have never, ever met you at the football, to back down.
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Posted 27 August 2013 - 05:24 PM

I'd say all this to your face no hassle MT you weegie cunt.

briPod will ken all about bottling meeting folk off here and that wisna weegies.
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