Fuck an independent Scotland, Aberdeenshire needs to become a principality so our tax money stays in Aberdeenshire and doesn't go towards funding that shite hole. "YES Aberdeenshire" led by Russell Anderson.
We could challenge the likes of San Marino and Andorra with our team featuring Ryan Esson in goals.
After reading the first couple of pages of this thread I'm dying for a chipper. Broon sass 'n salt.