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#29941 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 07:44 PM

you’re face looks like a shwarma

Drizzled with garlic sauce (another man, possibly Milne afcs, jizz)
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#29942 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 07:58 PM

I must have shit half a dozen times today.

Fuck's up with that?


Cancer. Just walk it off min.
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#29943 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 08:03 PM

you’re face looks like a shwarma

Drizzled with garlic sauce (another man, possibly Milne afcs, jizz)


I think it was the garlic sauce that did it, fatso
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#29944 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 01:03 AM

I just pished in a bidet
More antics to follow


Oooh Crocodile Dundee
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#29945 OFFLINE   Poodler

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 05:06 AM

Aff to Loch Tay - Tarmachan ridge

Picking my old flat mate up in Perth

The one that wandered around posh Rosemount naked whilst on acid

Edited by Poodler, 23 March 2019 - 05:06 AM.

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#29946 OFFLINE   milne_afc

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 08:07 PM

Just accidentally pushed the button for the gaylord forum. There's been some serious posting on there from 715pm tonight, onwards.

Mental
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#29947 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 08:09 PM

Fuck the Gaylord forum I say. I tried it the other day but it wasn't for me. Too gay.
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#29948 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 08:46 AM

What are they talking about?

Bunch of gays
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#29949 OFFLINE   Studebaker-90

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 09:49 AM

Paying a visit to saddleworth moor today, see what all the fuss is about.
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Posted 24 March 2019 - 09:56 AM

Was oot of my tree last night

I believe I'm going to be a sex offender at some point in my life
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#29951 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 10:07 AM

Was oot of my tree last night
I'm a sex offender


More like you wee prick haha
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#29952 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 10:48 AM

I fucked a tree last night. Is this illegal?

 

Possibly. I'm not googling it though.


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Posted 24 March 2019 - 01:14 PM

Up. Over it. Ready to tackle the day heed on

Off oot for some music. Wilsons/ Spirit Level later. Think the Glentanar have someone on on a Sunday don't they?


She got up this morning and put on CSNY - Deja Vu. Really impressed with her today.
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#29954 OFFLINE   dave_min

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 01:14 PM

Was oot of my tree last night

I believe I'm going to be a sex offender at some point in my life


That’s the Aberfeldy effect.
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#29955 OFFLINE   Betty Swallicks

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 01:24 PM

Dying. 

 

Get aff sofa, shower, line, oot for food, beer, laugh at Scotland, hame pished, sleeping for 9pm.


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Posted 24 March 2019 - 01:56 PM

Getting decent pooder in westhill Betty?
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#29957 OFFLINE   YorkDon

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 02:13 PM

Paying a visit to saddleworth moor today, see what all the fuss is about.


Looking for bodies?
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#29958 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 10:14 PM

Fuck the Gaylord forum I say. I tried it the other day but it wasn't for me. Too gay.


Perhaps if you acted a bit straighter?
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#29959 ONLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted 24 March 2019 - 11:29 PM


She got up this morning and put on CSNY - Deja Vu. Really impressed with her today.


Preferred Las Vegas. Grissom > Mac
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#29960 OFFLINE   Chewie37

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 06:30 AM

Preferred Las Vegas. Grissom > Mac


The ginger one from Rambo was a total pisshead was he not?
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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:36 AM

After saying I hadn't been to the cinema in ages, I'm going to the Belmont tonight. Haven't been since Hateful Eight came out


More importantly, I'll be in the bar before and after.
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#29962 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:44 AM

that’s the spirit

just stay there & watch it when it premieres on tv instead
save yourself ~10£

win win
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#29963 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 11:55 AM

After saying I hadn't been to the cinema in ages, I'm going to the Belmont tonight. Haven't been since Hateful Eight came out


More importantly, I'll be in the bar before and after.


I like the Belmont

Went to see ‘Frank’ there (twice)

Other notable films I saw there were; Filth, Things We Do in The Shadows, A Serious Man and The Simpson’s Film (which was pish)
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#29964 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 12:05 PM

Is the Belmont the one where you can get hammered (legitimately) while watching the film ?
Been in it once . Nice wee cinema iirc
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#29965 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:17 PM

Straight down to Rev for proseccos after I'd imagine
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#29966 OFFLINE   manboobs109

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:18 PM

I like the Belmont

Went to see ‘Frank’ there (twice)

Other notable films I saw there were; Filth, Things We Do in The Shadows, A Serious Man and The Simpson’s Film (which was pish)


The wee Korean cunt in A Serious Man cracked me up.
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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:20 PM

headin intae toon oan the lookoot fir a ripe pussy tae call hame
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#29968 OFFLINE   Bluto10

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:21 PM

What’s his name?
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#29969 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:25 PM

headin intae toon oan the lookoot fir a ripe pussy tae call hame


At 130 in the afternoon ? Good luck
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Posted 26 March 2019 - 01:35 PM

The wee Korean cunt in A Serious Man cracked me up.


It was a load of pish inna (though I like the lead actor in everything he’s in)

The Coen Bros need to tale a leaf out the Farrelly Bros’ book
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