Pet Hates

[Betty Swallicks]

I'm starting to really dislike womens fitba. It used to be a complete irrelevance to me but the coverage it gets now means its hard to avoid and it is utterly shite. 

The pitch is too big for them, the goals are too big for them and the keepers are too small and shite yet you can't seem to mention that.

8-0, 11-0, 0-8 results last 3 weeks. LOL. Fucking ridiculous. 

 

 

[Henry]

It’s like a collective madness, how you’re not allowed to say anything against women’s football.

It’s absolute shite, but reported on as if it’s an equivalent of the men’s game.

They’d be better giving the Highland League a TV contract, at least folk would watch that. 

[Lencarl]

More and more ex -women football players are appearing as pundits on live TV football games.

They speak as if they know what real men's football is all about.

They should all stick to doing the housework or cooking for their menfolk or womenfolk.

 

[Parklife]

Alex Scott should be on telly as much as possible IMO. A beautiful creature. 

[dazzy_deff]

28 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Alex Scott should be on telly as much as possible IMO. A beautiful creature. 

Those leather troosers she wears are a thing of absolute beauty.

[Parklife]

20 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Never heard of him. 

Good one, m8. 

[maryhilldon]

26 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I hate it when they try to sound like blokes, all blokey and 'ladette' if you will. 

That's just how lesbians speak. 

[maryhilldon]

Must admit,  watching the pathetic attempts at goalkeeping is laugh out loud funny.  I realise it's probably a criminal offence to hold such a view these days,  but it really is comedy gold. 

[Fridge]

It’s shite. Nobody watches women’s sport other than to see hot tennis birds grunting.

Until they start having female casuals pulling each other’s hair and cat fights at train stations it can fuck off.

[Torry Tosser]

BBC fixture list is now so PC on the net.

After Premier and Scottish Premier fixtures,they put up girlie fixtures like Durham lez v Harrogate butch,before the Scottish lower leagues and German and Spanish League...BBC full of goody goody wokes and queers.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Alex Scott should be on telly as much as possible IMO. A beautiful creature. 

He's long been a corpse unfortunately. He was shot dead by a disgruntled ex-employee nearly 27 years ago.

Scott was a decent racehorse trainer. 

[maryhilldon]

20 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

BBC fixture list is now so PC on the net.

After Premier and Scottish Premier fixtures,they put up girlie fixtures like Durham lez v Harrogate butch,before the Scottish lower leagues and German and Spanish League...BBC full of goody goody wokes and queers.

The BBC is quite pathetic these days. Most of their heads of departments must be LGBT/feminists.  Everything they do is obsessed with identity politics. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

It’s shite. Nobody watches women’s sport other than to see hot tennis birds grunting.

Until they start having female casuals pulling each other’s hair and cat fights at train stations it can fuck off.

Women's tennis > men's tennis. 

[shut up meg]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Never heard of him. 

[maryhilldon]

15 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Women's tennis > men's tennis. 

Don't be ridiculous. I've heard it all now. 

[Simply Red]

17 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Women's tennis > men's tennis. 

100% If yir having a wank

[shut up meg]

1 minute ago, maryhilldon said:

Don't be ridiculous. I've heard it all now. 

In my limited knowledge of tennis, there does appear to be more rallies and less serve and volley's in the women's game.

[Parklife]

Just now, shut up meg said:

In my limited knowledge of tennis, there does appear to be more rallies and less serve and volley's in the women's game.

Yeah. Less about power and much more about court craft. 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Yeah. Less about power and much more about court craft. 

Think of all the 5 set,  5 hour classics Nadal, Federer, Djokovic and Murray played against each other over the years.  Hard to think of anything similar in the womens game. The men have just as much court craft and 'feel' as the woman,  but also the raw power and speed.  

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Think of all the 5 set,  5 hour classics Nadal, Federer, Djokovic and Murray played against each other over the years.  Hard to think of anything similar in the womens game. The men have just as much court craft and 'feel' as the woman,  but also the raw power and speed.  

Yeah. Men's tennis is great too. Most of the time I'd rather watch a women's match though. 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

I do enjoy the ladies game when it gets to the latter stages of a match and the nipples are peeping out. 

Jennifer Capriati used to be the queen of the nipples. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

I do enjoy the ladies game when it gets to the latter stages of a match and the nipples are peeping out. 

Sabbatini,  Kournikova and Ivanovic were my favourites.  Great tennis players ?

[Guest milne_afc]

There was a French BOBFOC with the most fantastic paps. Most unsportswomanlike

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Sabbatini,  Kournikova and Ivanovic were my favourites.  Great tennis players ?

Ana Ivanovic was gorgeous. She's married to Bastian Sweinsteiger (probably spelt that wrong) these days. 

3 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

There was a French BOBFOC with the most fantastic paps. Most unsportswomanlike

Simona Halep got a breast reduction because they were so massive. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

I had a thing for Hingis and Capriati. 

Halep when she had her thundertits was worth watching. 

Aye, Hingis had something about her. Filth I reckon. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

33 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

100% If yir having a wank

It depends which way you're inclined, Simply min?.

Some posters on here may prefer the mens tennis for their sexual kicks?. 

[Simply Red]

Wifie player pundit to Rio Ferdinand:

”we both know what its like to play in these big champions league games”

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

9 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

I suspect a few. 

Same here. Some display behaviour very reminiscent of Anthony Cotton.

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Wifie player pundit to Rio Ferdinand:

”we both know what its like to play in these big champions league games”

Haha, what a slap in the face.

[Ten Caat]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Amelie Mauresmo I do believe you are referring to. 

Don't really remember her rack sticking out as even average sized. Just looked at some old pics of her...yep nothing to write home about