Sevco Thread

[Guest milne_afc]

Very edgy though. So swings and roundabouts my nigga.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Aye you're right. I just don't have the internet hardman persona to pull it off.

There’s only one thing you are pulling off.

[Chewie37]

Just found this from 2016.

 

How did this manage to get published in a paper?

 

 

 

@@Clydeside_Sheep

I know right, imagine using hinderance instead of hindrance.........

[maryhilldon]

I know right, imagine using hinderance instead of hindrance.........

FFS ye hairy bastard. You know that sometimes it's better to say nothing at all?

[G31DON]

Hate Ronan Keating.

[YorkDon]

Hate Ronan Keating.

Got an ex bird tickets to see him live in Sheffield.

None of near mates fancied it so guess who had to go with her...

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Just found this from 2016.

 

How did this manage to get published in a paper?

 

 

 

 

 

Well, obviously the thoughts of a man of my calibre are typically in high demand from policy makers and the press etc  

 

I remember this - I was alerted to it when someone on here was moaning about how "that fool clydesdale sheep" managed to get published in the paper.

 

It was a comment I made on here and some journo must have been browsing our forum and decided to pinch it.  I should have sued them as I did not submit it for their use.

 

We went on to lose the game, of course.

 

@@Bebo

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Imagine a grown man actually typing "COYR" in a non-sarcastic or ironic kind of way. Jesus Christ.

 

Imagine a dons "fan" attacking another for expressing slogans which support the team.  I've heard it all now.

 

You must hate going to the football and being surrounded with such pro-Aberdeen sentiments.

[Tommy]

Got an ex bird tickets to see him live in Sheffield.

None of near mates fancied it so guess who had to go with her...

Fuck the huns

Your mum?

[alscotoz]

Your mum?

 

Grunny, more like.

[Guest the shepherd]

Well, obviously the thoughts of a man of my calibre are typically in high demand from policy makers and the press etc

 

I remember this - I was alerted to it when someone on here was moaning about how "that fool clydesdale sheep" managed to get published in the paper.

 

It was a comment I made on here and some journo must have been browsing our forum and decided to pinch it. I should have sued them as I did not submit it for their use.

 

We went on to lose the game, of course.

 

@@Bebo

Very true min, you could have maybe sued the journalist concerned on the grounds of intellectual theft

[Clydeside_Sheep]

Very true min, you could have maybe sued the journalist concerned on the grounds of intellectual theft.

Aye!  And hurt feelings! 

[YorkDon]

Your mum?

Even she’s nae that daft...

[YorkDon]

Grunny, more like.

She’s nae that daft either.

 

*must learn how to multiquote

[Chewie37]

FFS ye hairy bastard. You know that sometimes it's better to say nothing at all?

Calm down Millertime......

[G31DON]

 

Bobo with the honor last week. I was reading the i paper in a hotel waiting for relatives a while ago when my afc chat prediction about a game v Partick was used. Bizarre I saw it as I never read it but did that day.

[Betty Swallicks]

 

Bobo with the honor last week. I was reading the i paper in a hotel waiting for relatives a while ago when my afc chat prediction about a game v Partick was used. Bizarre I saw it as I never read it but did that day.

 

 

What reg quotes The Hat?

[maryhilldon]

Calm down Millertime......

I'll have a word with myself.

[G31DON]

What reg quotes The Hat?

The i weekend.

 

Edit : sorry forgot to take the piss for the typo.

forensic anthropology job outlook

[boboisared]

 

Bobo with the honor last week. I was reading the i paper in a hotel waiting for relatives a while ago when my afc chat prediction about a game v Partick was used. Bizarre I saw it as I never read it but did that day.

Hahahahaha ffs. Manny firth profile picture too.

[Guest the shepherd]

Aye! And hurt feelings!

Always a good one to put in when formalising a claim for financial redress to add more substance to it

[Chewie37]

I'll have a word with myself.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so harsh.........forgive me?

[maryhilldon]

Sorry, I didn’t mean to be so harsh.........forgive me?

Of course my hirsute friend, life's too short for churlish squabbles

[Just Dandy]

Whenever I form the impression some of our fans are a bit delusional, I only need to take a look at the sheer level of unmoored brainplosion that comes from these idiots to see that we're a beacon of sanity by comparison. Check this out -

 

Killie have reduced the huns' allocation from 4000 to 8000 for the next game, last game of their 150th anniversary season, planning a wee celebration. Seems reasonable enough.

 

Huns going tonto - also predictalbe enough - since their old club died they go tonto at the drop of a hat.

 

But then Gordon Smith weighs in. Not only does he sympathise with the huns' fuckwitry, but he muses as follows -

 

"Rangers might even say 'we won't come and play at Rugby Park anymore'. And that would be a big loss financially for Kilmarnock and that would be Rangers paying them back for what they're doing to them."

 

What the actual fuck? He's suggesting Rangers might simply refuse to play their scheduled away fixtures in all competitions - because huffed - presumably demanding an automatic 3-0 victory in league games, and a bye in any cup matches - because Ra Peepul?

Smith's always been a bit of a wank, like - but he appears now to have slipped into some form of clinical psychosis. I mean this is Genuinely Batshit territory...

[Dom Sullivan]

Whenever I form the impression some of our fans are a bit delusional, I only need to take a look at the sheer level of unmoored brainplosion that comes from these idiots to see that we're a beacon of sanity by comparison. Check this out -

 

Killie have reduced the huns' allocation from 4000 to 8000 for the next game, last game of their 150th anniversary season, planning a wee celebration. Seems reasonable enough.

 

Huns going tonto - also predictalbe enough - since their old club died they go tonto at the drop of a hat.

 

But then Gordon Smith weighs in. Not only does he sympathise with the huns' fuckwitry, but he muses as follows -

 

"Rangers might even say 'we won't come and play at Rugby Park anymore'. And that would be a big loss financially for Kilmarnock and that would be Rangers paying them back for what they're doing to them."

 

What the actual fuck? He's suggesting Rangers might simply refuse to play their scheduled away fixtures in all competitions - because huffed - presumably demanding an automatic 3-0 victory in league games, and a bye in any cup matches - because Ra Peepul?

Smith's always been a bit of a wank, like - but he appears now to have slipped into some form of clinical psychosis. I mean this is Genuinely Batshit territory...

Seriously, he said that?

 

What a fucking bellend.

 

If I were Killie, I'd cut their allocation to next to zero and await with glee the meltdown from the likes of Wee Barry FergusHun et al

 

Fuck the Huns

[fine-n-dandy]

Whenever I form the impression some of our fans are a bit delusional, I only need to take a look at the sheer level of unmoored brainplosion that comes from these idiots to see that we're a beacon of sanity by comparison. Check this out -

 

Killie have reduced the huns' allocation from 4000 to 8000 for the next game, last game of their 150th anniversary season, planning a wee celebration. Seems reasonable enough.

 

Huns going tonto - also predictalbe enough - since their old club died they go tonto at the drop of a hat.

 

But then Gordon Smith weighs in. Not only does he sympathise with the huns' fuckwitry, but he muses as follows -

 

"Rangers might even say 'we won't come and play at Rugby Park anymore'. And that would be a big loss financially for Kilmarnock and that would be Rangers paying them back for what they're doing to them."

 

What the actual fuck? He's suggesting Rangers might simply refuse to play their scheduled away fixtures in all competitions - because huffed - presumably demanding an automatic 3-0 victory in league games, and a bye in any cup matches - because Ra Peepul?

Smith's always been a bit of a wank, like - but he appears now to have slipped into some form of clinical psychosis. I mean this is Genuinely Batshit territory...

They fkd up by reducing it from 4000 to 8000

 

They should have went the other way. Raising it from 8000 to 4000

 

That would have really pissed them off

[pocrawred]

They fkd up by reducing it from 4000 to 8000

 

They should have went the other way. Raising it from 8000 to 4000

 

That would have really pissed them off

 

[Zander1903]

if thats their reaction to cutting the allocation can we reduce as well?

[pocrawred]

if thats their reaction to cutting the allocation can we reduce as well?

Have our season ticket holders in South Stand been warned that they may have to switch seats for tim, hun games? Thought I read that a while back!

[Woolenrouge]

I'd be up for the club diverting some of the DNA income to cover not giving the cunts ANY tickets at all. I reckon not having any blackshirt govan daesh hun scum at all for hun games may also encourage more of our support to attend.