Baldness

[1903Fitba]

aye had noticeable grey hair at school

im black hair like a chink by birth

Chinks generally don’t have hair at birth.

[Bluto10]

^^^ you seem a bit more aggro the past week mobbz min.

what have I done?

 

 

it wasn’t the bar snacks for me.

it was the kebabs

[The Buzzard]

I thought i’d embrace the greying that now appears but i’m not as at peace with it as I hoped. Can’t see myself reaching for the Grecian 2000 though.

[Bluto10]

Just angry about Brexit, Champ

I like kebabs too

Good to know.

 

Milney was givin it the big tough guy act too

 

I was beginning to think I’d upset people

[Bluto10]

Just angry about Brexit, Champ

I like kebabs too

Good to know.

 

Milney was givin it the big tough guy act too

 

I was beginning to think I’d upset people

[Bluto10]

Just angry about Brexit, Champ

I like kebabs too

Good to know.

 

Milney was givin it the big tough guy act too

 

I was beginning to think I’d upset people

[DD1903]

I don't have the luscious locks I once had and may be fighting a losing battle. hate the thought of shaving it off though. Ive looked into those transplantthings but Ive never saw one I thought looked authentic.., the likes of your Boyds Rooneys McFaddens etc Their hair looks awful and everyone of those cunts looked better bald.

A few years back a boy at work went on holiday to turkey. When he left, he had brown hair which covered just over half his head. When he returned, he not only had brown hair covering just over half his head, but jet black hair that covered two thirds of the rest. It looked like jet black wire brush bristles as well. Spent a couple of grand getting it done apparently.

 

Walked in as casual as you like, like nothing had changed. The silence that fell over the room as he stoated in, followed by the hysterical laughter from some will stay with me forever.

[King Street Loon]

Why did he give you a gollywog? Thought they were banned...

Oops.

Unfortunate typo.

No gollywogs exchanged hands, but a lovely blonde wig did.

[YorkDon]

Started going grey in my late 20’s but thankfully still a full head of hair.

[Bluto10]

Full head of grey hair, shot happens though so Bald or grey doesn’t stop any of the good things in life.

Rock on

we can compare grey hair when your up for a beer in my ‘hood

 

[Studebaker-90]

Hair line is beginning to creep back but I’m

Going grey, have been since early 20’s. Take that over going bald any day though.

[Betty Swallicks]

A few years back a boy at work went on holiday to turkey. When he left, he had brown hair which covered just over half his head. When he returned, he not only had brown hair covering just over half his head, but jet black hair that covered two thirds of the rest. It looked like jet black wire brush bristles as well. Spent a couple of grand getting it done apparently.

 

Walked in as casual as you like, like nothing had changed. The silence that fell over the room as he stoated in, followed by the hysterical laughter from some will stay with me forever.

 

Why would anyone risk going to Turkey for any type of surgery? Those cunts dinna even have lavi's capable of flushing away bog roll.

[Fridge]

A few years back a boy at work went on holiday to turkey. When he left, he had brown hair which covered just over half his head. When he returned, he not only had brown hair covering just over half his head, but jet black hair that covered two thirds of the rest. It looked like jet black wire brush bristles as well. Spent a couple of grand getting it done apparently.

 

Walked in as casual as you like, like nothing had changed. The silence that fell over the room as he stoated in, followed by the hysterical laughter from some will stay with me forever.

Had a similar situation when a boy rocked up with jet black eyebrows from nowhere at a meeting. Clearly painted on with boot polish or something but he was an older boy so you couldn’t wind him up.

 

You could tell everyone didn’t have a clue what to do and was struggling nae to piss themselves.

 

Could have been a classic end of meeting wrap up. Any questions? Hand up - “Fit the fuck is going on with Davie’s eyebrows?”

[YorkDon]

My cousin,a proper ginger,walked up to us in the St Nicholas Centre early 90’s with jet black hair,only the daft cunt hidna died his ginger eyebrows or sideburns

[DD1903]

Why would anyone risk going to Turkey for any type of surgery? Those cunts dinna even have lavi's capable of flushing away bog roll.

Fuck knows what he was thinking, other than 'this is cheaper than back home...'

 

He transferred a couple of months later. I'd loved to have seen how is look went down on his arrival, as it didn't really improve

[Betty Swallicks]

My cousin,a proper ginger,walked up to us in the St Nicholas Centre early 90’s with jet black hair,only the daft cunt hidna died his ginger eyebrows or sideburns

 

We near fell back down the escalator.Still makes us chuckle to this day.

 

[King Street Loon]

Probably means Bon-Accord centre.

[Redforever86]

I need a haircut. Nae grey hairs and my hair is so thick it makes Millertime look clever.

[Zeus]

I'll be bald in a year or 2.

 

Will look ridiculous with my massive baldy bonce tbh

[King Street Loon]

Markies

Could be.

We'll need confirmation from the poster though.

[YorkDon]

 

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I got my shopping centres mixed up.Haven’t been in either for probably a good decade or so.

Bon Accord the big een?

[dazzy_deff]

I need a haircut. Nae grey hairs and my hair is so thick it makes Millertime look clever.

You'd look daft as a baldy or with grey hair - you look about 12.

[Bluto10]

BaLOLd

 

 

 

 

 

joke

LOL

[Henry]

we can compare pubic hair when your up for a beer in my ‘hood

 

 

 

[YorkDon]

Hemmin, @Yorkie

 

You hing about Markies men’s pants dept back in the early 90’s?

I was late 90’s Mobs,you must be thinking of my twin-hit puberty way before me.

[Henry]

^^^ probably 11 like all Catholics

[DelMonte]

I've had grey hairs for years. Black hair shows them up more I suppose. Will never go bald though.

[perthshirered]

I need a haircut. Nae grey hairs and my hair is so thick it makes Millertime look clever.

Impossible that.

[Redforever86]

You'd look daft as a baldy or with grey hair - you look about 12.

Aged a bit the last few years but still looks young. Helps when you are seeing a younger bird haha

[Poodler]

Hasn't helped @@reekie_dock