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#1764111 What You Doing Today?

Posted by dazzy_deff on Today, 06:53 AM

Came down to Edinburgh yesterday so today is the zoo, camera obscura and a walk around to see the castle etc.

Hard rock cafe for supper - needed somewhere kid friendly.

Tire the wee one out, put her to bed then try my hand with a ride. Edit: WITH MY WIFE
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#1763686 The Ryan Fraser Clause

Posted by dazzy_deff on 17 April 2019 - 07:07 PM

Oh Dazzy, you give with one hand and take away with the other :laughing:

Hee hee
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#1762625 Aberdeen 0 - 3 Celtic

Posted by dazzy_deff on 14 April 2019 - 06:54 PM

Parkkife is a fuckin shitehouse.

Fuck off from this site you nonce bastard.
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#1762252 Todays Bet

Posted by dazzy_deff on 13 April 2019 - 10:17 PM

Cavey would be absolutely furious.

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#1761176 What You Doing Today?

Posted by dazzy_deff on 10 April 2019 - 04:10 PM

I'm currently sitting in some wee local pub in Stepps, drinking an absolutely beautiful pint of tennents.

Listening the weegie accent is off putting though - but hats off, beautiful beer.
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#1759724 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by dazzy_deff on 06 April 2019 - 12:35 PM

Pity Berto isn't posting anymore. An absolutely incredible deviant's tale he could be sharing right now.

God speed Berto.
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#1759542 Deviant's Corner.

Posted by dazzy_deff on 05 April 2019 - 07:43 PM

Loved yon tackle on durrant

Canna suffer Tup
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#1759234 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by dazzy_deff on 04 April 2019 - 09:58 PM

Anyone got a Huawei P30 phone?
I'm due a change and it's getting good online reviews. Also doing a Sonos Smart speaker free with it.

I've got the P20 Pro and it's awesome. Camera is unreal and looks even better on the p30.
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#1755731 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by dazzy_deff on 25 March 2019 - 08:17 PM

Jesus wept da. They are absolutely pish
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#1755129 Pet Hates

Posted by dazzy_deff on 23 March 2019 - 09:59 PM

People who take ages to put petrol when you're waiting at the pump.

Fannying about putting gloves on. Pulling out paper towels to wrap over the nozzle. And generally fucking about. Wankers.

Second the bank machine slow coaches also.
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#1754724 Over Rated Artists/bands

Posted by dazzy_deff on 22 March 2019 - 08:10 PM

Two of the worst bands of the noughties. Saw that Fratellis at tunnels too, as they were emerging.

Promptly left. THAT song was horrific, couldn't get away from it for about a year in the toon

Like Mr Brightside. Shit DJ's play it as a crowd pleaser. Should be sacked on the spot. Gimme that laptop.

Listen to THIS

Went to see the fratellis at the exhibition centre. Worst gig I've ever been to (with the exception of Weller). Didn't move from the bar all night and ended up absolutely minkit.
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#1753802 Pet Hates

Posted by dazzy_deff on 20 March 2019 - 08:55 AM

Charity folk that knock on your door at 9pm. Usually hippy looking students trying to earn a couple of quid whilst attempting to guilt trip everyone on their doorstep.

I take great pleasure in telling them to fuck off for waking junior.
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#1753109 Inferior Clubs Games In Spfl

Posted by dazzy_deff on 18 March 2019 - 07:47 AM

Bit of back & fore in the media between Killie & Sevco regarding Saturdays game.

Guess Killie players will face disciplinary action for that from the SPFL.

Morelos facing another pretendy ban & appeal to hype up the arse cheek 'clash of the titans'

Gotta love the Wegia eh

Gary dicker tweeting having a go at Gerrard. Lovely stuff.
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#1749943 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by dazzy_deff on 12 March 2019 - 07:16 AM

Possibly, although not sure if it happened when jogging or walking......fucking American small town streets!

Who knew you couldn't get punctures while moving at speed
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#1746224 Darts

Posted by dazzy_deff on 02 March 2019 - 10:23 PM

I’d like dmitri to win then serenade all the minks with lady in red

Good luck with that. He's oot.

Cheek to cheek.
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