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#5161 OFFLINE   King Street Loon

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Posted 09 August 2018 - 01:38 PM

 

If of female origin, then today I'm completely in agreement... probably going into the weekend.

 

Thank fuck we have a job at work that's needing shipped tonight at 10pm, so means I don't have to go hame until she's hopefully in bed.

 

 

Aye work.

I said I may chuck in another Nightshift tonight. She said 'please yourself but I can't be arsed with you being grumpy all weekend because you're tired, you've just done 5.

Get yourself clean to fuck, princess.

 

 

 

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:21 AM

 
 
 
 
 
Trouble in paradise.


Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:34 AM

Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee


Sucking each others cocks you mean
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:43 AM

Sucking each others cocks you mean


If you think about it a giver and reciever of BJs would probably know the best technique.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:46 AM

Sucking each others cocks you mean


No more than already
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 07:47 AM

If you think about it a giver and reciever of BJs would probably know the best technique.

Don't get me confused with givers of a blow job.

To anyone that is planning to give:

I would suggest: be eager, talk filth, take the whole thing down to the root and greedily enjoy taking the spunk in your mouth.

Edit - and suck some balls.

Edited by Reed or deed, 10 August 2018 - 07:48 AM.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:05 AM

Bert and poodles will end up moving in together, creating high jinks aplenty. In an Odd couple stylee

 

As long as we hear more about that classic time in the Four Mile where they may or may not have been banned, classic :laughing:


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 08:27 AM

^^

 

Well jel not part of the clique.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:16 AM

 
As long as we hear more about that classic time in the Four Mile where they may or may not have been banned, classic :laughing:


Let's talk about it on a forum, instead of just sending a text, or calling...

I don't think they got enough attention in relation to that, so I have no doubt we'll hear more.

Edited by DD1903, 10 August 2018 - 09:17 AM.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:23 AM

@Poodler - fancy the FM soon pal?

It's upsetting the snowflakes that it's spoken of so let's discuss it further on here.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:26 AM

easier than I thought it would be...

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:29 AM

easier than I thought it would be...

@Henry


I did it to prove the irony in your post.

'Attention'. When your post was aimed at getting attention yourself.

Always find that funny when we are grown men posting on forums. Every time we post we hope for someone to engage so of course it's for attention.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:31 AM

I did it to prove the irony in your post.

'Attention'. When your post was aimed at getting attention yourself.

Always find that funny when we are grown men posting on forums. Every time we post we hope for someone to engage so of course it's for attention.


There's a couple of folk on here that take the piss with it though.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 09:41 AM

Let's talk about it on a forum, instead of just sending a text, or calling...

I don't think they got enough attention in relation to that, so I have no doubt we'll hear more.



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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:47 AM

I did it to prove the irony in your post.

'Attention'. When your post was aimed at getting attention yourself.

Always find that funny when we are grown men posting on forums. Every time we post we hope for someone to engage so of course it's for attention.


If I want attention, I'll start following an English lower league team and post about on here 😉
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 10:50 AM

If I want attention, I'll start following an English lower league team and post about on here

 

^^ As your post has done here, you're wanting me to engage because you're seeking attention, or try get people to engage by starting a thread about soundbars.  :checkit:

 

Sinking in yet?


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:02 AM

 
^^ As your post has done here, you're wanting me to engage because you're seeking attention, or try get people to engage by starting a thread about soundbars.  :checkit:
 
Sinking in yet?


Or...your repeated bites (and search of my posts lolz) show I got a nibble.

Sinking in ? 😉

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:26 AM

Or...your repeated bites (and search of my posts lolz) show I got a nibble.

Sinking in ?

 

I don't memorise everyone's posts like you do mine.

 

I take it as a compliment.


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:32 AM

 
I don't memorise everyone's posts like you do mine.
 
I take it as a compliment.


Just like I'll take you repeatedly coming back to reply as one, and confirmation of nibbles 😉👍🏻
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 11:33 AM

Just like I'll take you repeatedly coming back to reply as one, and confirmation of nibbles 😉👍🏻

The same as you're doing to me after I respond.

This is a cool pointless game.

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:32 PM

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Posted 10 August 2018 - 12:39 PM

to you, to me


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:10 PM

to you, to me


😢 too soon
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limericks etc..,


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Posted 10 August 2018 - 01:15 PM

There's a couple of folk on here that take the piss with it though.


Congrats on winning the ironic post of the year award.
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 02:00 PM

The same as you're doing to me after I respond.

This is a cool pointless game.


It's a game with no winners Bert. Except the participants
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Posted 10 August 2018 - 02:07 PM

Congrats on winning the ironic post of the year award.


The only attention i get is from you you fucking oddball
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