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#211 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:20 PM

I've pished in heaps of cups and pint glasses


Ah no. Bring your own crockery to mobbys house haha
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:42 PM

Ah no. Bring your own crockery to mobbys house haha


And coke.
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 08:47 PM

If you discover spunk on something don't use hot water to remove it, particularly if its started crusting. 

 

Lukewarm water with salt dissolved in it, and follow the grain of the material. 

 

More a pro-tip than life advice, I guess. 


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Posted 14 April 2019 - 08:49 PM

If you discover spunk on something don't use hot water to remove it, particularly if its started crusting. 
 
Lukewarm water with salt dissolved in it, and follow the grain of the material. 
 
More a pro-tip than life advice, I guess.

Does that advice extend to your wife's fanny?
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:13 PM

Does that advice extend to your wife's fanny?

 

My wife's fanny specifically or one's wifes' fanny in general? 

 

Regardless, no. Bitches be clean their own shit, son. 

 

Also, yolo. 


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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:21 PM

Here come on now - just for a second there I thought young Poodler wrote lyrics, and we could peel off the label of the can marked 'Poodlers Lyric Book'.

If I'm guilty of anything - it's believing in the talents of my fellow Hat contributors.



Was well known on the Open Mic circuit in my mid twenties. Some anti-establishment songs written by piddler. Harmonica too. I was fit you would cry, a complete wanker.

Can you play an instrument dad? What would you write about?
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 11:38 PM

A bit of bass in my day son - certainly no les claypoolme tbh. Penned a song or 2; mostly about lassies - an old romantic me.

These days - a listener only. Swallowed up and spat out by the music biz. No success for dad... Just a trail of lassies who didn't know I existed. Ah no.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:12 AM

what was your bass stance?

 

Very important.


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:22 AM

Just a trail of lassies who didn't know I existed.


On the plus side, you must be fairly immune to chloroform by now.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 04:28 AM

what was your bass stance?


Alan Partridgesque, I'd wager
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:31 PM

what was your bass stance?
 
Very important.


Crouched and low.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:32 PM

On the plus side, you must be fairly immune to chloroform by now.


If only I immune to your stench you big arsehole

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:32 PM

Crouched and low.


Peter Hooky style?
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:33 PM

Lower
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 12:51 PM

Crouched and low.


Foot on the monitor head of the guitar pointing out to the crowd.

Coupled with a low slung stance is the best.

Rex from Pantera had it nailed down.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:02 PM

Shandy Bass
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:40 PM

Foot on the monitor head of the guitar pointing out to the crowd.
Coupled with a low slung stance is the best.
Rex from Pantera had it nailed down.


Rex is my hero :cool:

Shite compared to him tbf
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 10:12 PM

Lower


Christy Brown style?
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 01:40 AM

Peter Hooky style?

 

 

Lower

 

Peter Hooky Style?


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Posted 16 April 2019 - 03:29 AM

It's gone all play your cards right

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 06:27 AM

It's gone all play your cards right

Lower


Did you play it with your feet?
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 06:42 AM

Did you play it with your feet?


Ffs did no one get the Christy Brown reference? Heathens, the lot of you
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:16 AM

Did you play it with your feet?


Sorry son - got carried away with PYCR

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 11:57 AM

Ffs did no one get the Christy Brown reference? Heathens, the lot of you


Ah right lol Had to Google it, haven't watched that in nearly 30 years.
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 06:14 AM

Ah right lol Had to Google it, haven't watched that in nearly 30 years.


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