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#31 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 19 May 2019 - 09:17 PM

Am I the only one who while reading Dad's posts hears the words as if they are spoken by Ted Hastings from Line of Duty 🤔

“bent coppers”
“mother of god”
"fella"

And "Chewies a cunt".


I picture him sitting with a shotgun wondering whether to track down MT, Chewie or just turn it on himself.

Anyway Friends, Courtney Cox or Jennifer Anniston?
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#32 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 19 May 2019 - 09:41 PM

Jenny aniston by a large distance.
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 11:39 PM

Aye I do son - married.


Does her husband know?
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Posted 19 May 2019 - 11:41 PM

Padre, if Hanz screams in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does he make a noise?


And do you punish him?
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#35 OFFLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted 19 May 2019 - 11:59 PM

Padre, if Hanz screams in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does he make a noise?


And do you punish him?


Does Hanz have a waterproof head?
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 01:33 AM

Dad.

Why are you so good?
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:09 AM

Does her husband know?

  

Come on now - NO

Padre, if Hanz screams in the forest and there's no one there to hear it, does he make a noise?
And do you punish him?


Yes he does son - he himself would be there to hear it. Jesus fucking christmas time come on now.

And no son. Of course not. He and have never met - his circumstances are as much a mystery to me as anyone on here (best my knowledge).
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:11 AM

Dad.
Why are you so good?


:cool:

Brother from another mother son - terrific.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 08:38 AM

Have respect for the quandarys son - you'll start asking yourself a few questions, just based purely on how you're starting to feel both physically and mentally. Not to mention how those close to you treat you based on your circumstances (isnt it about time you settled down you wee prick / what about kids, you dont want to be a 90 year old dad you old cunt etc etc) .

Seen you updating us with your dry spell there son; also pondering slipping out for a bit of hows your father or whatever pish young cunts get up to these days.

Dinnae be afraid to consider the options son; really start to think about how important certain things are. No lassie worth marrying or owt son? Wee Poodler(ess) Jr or anything?


Poor response. You've given no consideration who he may be as a person and merely told him to think about doing the same as every other cunt does.

"Get married. Have Kids".

Fucking pish.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 08:41 AM

Just to give consideration to big decisions son - to really think about how important things are to him.

Not get married / have kids at all; just enquired as to whether these were things on the horizon potentially.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 08:46 AM

Darkie is, as they say, a "confirmed batchelor"
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 08:48 AM

Darkie is, as they say, a "confirmed batchelor"


Don't attempt to use words that you can't even spell, you fat, smelly cunt.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 09:11 AM

Darkie is, as they say, a "confirmed batchelor"

 

 

Firing blanks IMO.


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Posted 20 May 2019 - 09:25 AM

Pops, in a bit of financial difficulty atm. You an expert in this area?

 

If not, what advice do you have for dealing with piles?


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Posted 20 May 2019 - 09:45 AM

Firing blanks IMO.


I wish! Would save pennies and increase enjoyment.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 10:25 AM

Pops, in a bit of financial difficulty atm. You an expert in this area?

Lump it on the DWQ
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 10:58 AM

I wish! Would save pennies and increase enjoyment.


You wear a rubber Jonathan when pumping the missus?
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 11:19 AM

Lump it on the DWQ

 

Enlighten me


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Posted 20 May 2019 - 11:25 AM

Enlighten me


It’s like a pyramid scheme but not even the initial investors win.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 12:19 PM

Pops, in a bit of financial difficulty atm. You an expert in this area?
 
If not, what advice do you have for dealing with piles?


I personally hope your situation is dire.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 03:27 PM

Poor response. You've given no consideration who he may be as a person and merely told him to think about doing the same as every other cunt does.

"Get married. Have Kids".

Fucking pish.


Can't beat having a wee sprog cutting about Parky.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 03:40 PM

Can't beat having a wee dog cutting about Parky.


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Posted 20 May 2019 - 03:55 PM

Both are correct Mobs. The dog will only stop your missus wanting a nipper for 2 years tops though man. Happens to them all.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 03:59 PM

Both are correct Mobs. The dog will only stop your missus wanting a nipper for 2 years tops though man. Happens to them all.


Never going to happen

Life is currently too pleasant to go ruining it with responsibilities
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:00 PM

I used to think that too
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:23 PM

Can't beat having a wee sprog cutting about Parky.

Aye you can. Going loads of holidays, drinking loads of beer and doing what the fuck you want.
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:34 PM

seein how henpecked bluto is wid pit ye aff bairns.. majin gittin made tae drink in the utility rim fss 😂
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 04:37 PM

Aye you can. Going loads of holidays, drinking loads of beer and doing what the fuck you want.


Could not agree more

Bringing a kid into this horrible cunt of a world is just foolish

Enjoy life while you can - we’ll all be dead soon
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Posted 20 May 2019 - 05:20 PM

Pops, in a bit of financial difficulty atm. You an expert in this area?

 

If not, what advice do you have for dealing with piles?

 

 

Lump it on the DWQ

 

 

Enlighten me

 

Check out the old boy's betting thread, note what he tips and bet for the opposition.

You'll be minted in no time.


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Posted 20 May 2019 - 05:24 PM

Aye you can. Going loads of holidays, drinking loads of beer and doing what the fuck you want.


I used to think that too. You can still go on holidays, drink beer and do what you want, you just want to do it differently coz you got a great wee cunt to do it all with.
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