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#61 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted 15 November 2019 - 10:53 AM

Tell that to Rolf Harris




Finally - a paedo joke about someone who actually deserves it.

Take note others ^

Thanks Poodler son :cool:

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Posted 15 November 2019 - 10:57 AM

I hope you’re hungover from last night, because that’s about the poorest insult I’ve seen written on here.


Inbred cunt.

Better?
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 11:34 AM

^

Did he have his hands down your fat pants at the time?

One might argue he deserved a bish bash bosh in this case certainly.


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No I quite liked it when he did that.


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Posted 15 November 2019 - 06:19 PM

Kids can't get a black belt in BJJ

 

He also can't get a black belt in Karate, technically. 

 

He has what's known as a Junior Black Belt, since he's progressed to the level required of a black belt, and he has that until he's old enough to test out for his adult belt. I believe that's 16. 

 

In  BJJ there are junior ranks too, so until he's 16 he can only acquire Junior belts, after which he can progress in adult ranks, and at 18 he can go for his adult black belt, assuming he graduates that quickly.

 

By 16 - 18 he should be physically capable of holding his own against bigger opponents, particularly in Krav Maga, which is the domain of thick bouncers, roid-raging cops, and psychotic ex-convicts working out anger-issues. 


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Posted 15 November 2019 - 06:36 PM

Ufc1 was ace, it was like a real life street fighter. Loved the boxer with one glove on. The Gracie brother just wrapped him up and that was that. That competition win for Gracie must've been his easiest.

The fat lad how got a full blown kick on the face, tooth flying, was another highlight.
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 06:42 PM

The formative years for the ufc were fucking great times for fights. Mind watching all the randy couture, chuck liddell tito ortiz etc; properly entertaining stuff.

Cannae be arsed with it any more.

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Posted 15 November 2019 - 06:43 PM

Inbred cunt.
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 06:47 PM

Tell that to Rolf Harris



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Posted 15 November 2019 - 07:11 PM

'Baby' Kelt just got his black belt in Karate. He's now started in on Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and when he has a black belt in that he'll either go Krav Maga with me or Muay Thai because he likes Kick Boxing.

How about your kids, big fella?

They still eating crayons and calling the neighbour 'Da'?


As JB said

'I don't know karate, I know karazor'

Good luck young Kelt
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 07:15 PM

I never got a kicking but once got a bottle smashed over my head in the Pelican Club. This was a result of getting handsy with a quine while off my tits on pills, inadequate, angry boyfriend.
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 07:51 PM

I never got a kicking but once got a bottle smashed over my head in the Pelican Club. This was a result of getting handsy with a quine while off my tits on pills, inadequate, angry boyfriend.


You put your stinking, unwanted, chemically sweaty, long John Leslie fingers inside a young fillys vagina and are crying victim here?

Aaaaaalrighty then.
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 07:54 PM

You put your stinking, unwanted, chemically sweaty, long John Leslie fingers inside a young fillys vagina and are crying victim here?

Aaaaaalrighty then.


Simply describing what happened, couldn't blame the poof
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 08:04 PM

Simply describing what happened, couldn't blame the poof


Pills make you do mental shit.

I mind going back to a house party with people I barely knew and allowing a young filly to sit and suck my thumb for about an hour, while her boyfriend, who was definitely the hardest and most mental cunt in the house sat there looking happy and confused all at once.

Then someone tried to get in the washing machine. He got headbutted later on. Nasty violence.
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 08:08 PM

Pills make you do mental shit.

I mind going back to a house party with people I barely knew and allowing a young filly to sit and suck my thumb for about an hour, while her boyfriend, who was definitely the hardest and most mental cunt in the house sat there looking happy and confused all at once.

Then someone tried to get in the washing machine. He got headbutted later on. Nasty violence.


Stupid cunts on pills at parties could be a thread
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Posted 15 November 2019 - 08:11 PM

always wondered about headbuts.
surely the guy getting butted gets a broken nose or loses teeth?
somehow that doesn’t always happen
amazes me why it doesn’t
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:00 AM

always wondered about headbuts.
surely the guy getting butted gets a broken nose or loses teeth?
somehow that doesn’t always happen
amazes me why it doesn’t


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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:01 AM

A perfectly executed heatbutt is a thing of beauty.

I of course, am the master .

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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:03 AM

Someone tries to butt you , you move your head forward , not back
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:10 AM

A perfectly executed heatbutt is a thing of beauty.

I of course, am the master .

@Henry


Could you headbutt an angry rhino who has just discovered his Mrs has been shagging a sheep shagger?
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:14 AM

It is a cheap shot but probably the most effective.

Would you like to step outside with some gorilla when you are clearly getting a monumental hiding.

Or fuck the rules and headbutt, testicular kick and runaway and hide under a car.
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:20 AM

Administering a shit headbutt can be catastrophic for the administrator.
Seen a boy attempt to stick the heid on some big cunt outside the chipper/belmont st only to daze himself and push the big lad into psycho overdrive. Was fucking gruesome. Black pudding supper was nice tho.
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:24 AM

It is a cheap shot but probably the most effective.

Would you like to step outside with some gorilla when you are clearly getting a monumental hiding.

Or fuck the rules and headbutt, testicular kick and runaway and hide under a car.

I'd prefer to keep a little hive of trained bumble bees inside a craftily concealed bumbag, and when Gorilla Chops starts his shit - release the bees.

It may happen then that my buzzing, loyal, trained friends would revolt.

Then I'd be standing there being stung to fuck, as a gorilla pounds my testes to mince.

But it would be worth it if you could pull that counter attack off.

Any females watching would most definitely allow my penis to enter their mouths.

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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:43 AM

As you open your bag to release the bees, only to realise they have all suffocated to death. 


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Posted 16 November 2019 - 12:46 AM

Useless wee cunts.
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 01:17 AM

As you open your bag to release the bees, only to realise they have all suffocated to death.


That was plenty. Obviously dead if they have all suffocated.
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 01:35 AM

It was more for effect to emphahsise the devastation .


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Posted 16 November 2019 - 05:10 AM

Administering a shit headbutt can be catastrophic for the administrator.
Seen a boy attempt to stick the heid on some big cunt outside the chipper/belmont st only to daze himself and push the big lad into psycho overdrive. Was fucking gruesome. Black pudding supper was nice tho.


Lol

That happened to me down Market st one Saturday afternoon after an all nighter on the pills. Was in the boozer next to Schooner and some fucking big bruiser smacked my mate - everyone else was too scared to do anything

I thought, fuck it...

A few weeks later seen an acquaintance in town, said him, the wife and kids were shopping a few weeks back and were stopped in traffic on Market St - said To his missus “there’s Mobby” while they all watched me getting set upon from some big cunt and a quine.
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 05:15 AM

But Mobby son - why did big bruiser smack your hombre? Purely cuntishness?
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Posted 16 November 2019 - 05:23 AM

But Mobby son - why did big bruiser smack your hombre? Purely cuntishness?

He frowned upon our drunken exuberance - the big cunt has no sense of humour

You needed that (and patience of a saint) when we were in full flow (circa 97-2014)

Edited by Bad_Mobby, 16 November 2019 - 05:23 AM.

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Posted 16 November 2019 - 05:34 AM

How come he singled out just one of the crew though? A wee inadvertent stumble that spilt his beverage or summat?
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