The Boofon Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: You like Rimming English Men? Not one of Arnie’s best films. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 I feel you could never fall asleep in the company of the REM singer. Be spunk in your lug holes, nostrils, blood from the anus etc etc. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 have to sleep with one eye open on your back Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dad said: Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows Or a cunt that listens to REM. Utter excrement. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I take the point re REM But as a man in his 30's you should've stopped listening to Drake many moons ago. The odd single here and there, catchy. Listening to full albums? To fuck. I should stop listening to songs I like because I've got older? Get Automatic For The People on and pipe doon. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I take the point re REM But as a man in his 30's you should've stopped listening to Drake many moons ago. The odd single here and there, catchy. Listening to full albums? To fuck. Drake the Snake is a pile of urinal cake. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 In fact im ill informed. Give me in your opinion Parky his best song and ill give it a whirl. His uncle is Bass slapper extraordinaire Larry Graham so maybe he does have the funk. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Ended up getting the gas guy nailed down for this Wednesday after she said he couldn't get access on Tuesday past. Then trying to get either of them to commit to turning up and allowing access today was a pain in the arse I didn't need first thing today. He's committed to Wednesday but she's moaning that it's her day off. Tough fucking luck, the safety certificate needs done before end of the month. #responsiblelandlord chat @ConsiCanBoogie1903 ? If I was your tenant I'd tell you to let them in yourself, or get them to come when was best for me. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Personally, I grew up liking Drake. With every year that passes, I find him more and more cringe. That's fine man. Not sure it's of relevance to anyone but you. I liked a lot of his stuff, still do. I grew up like oasis, tupac, biggie & loads more. I still do. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: My favourite Drake song is probably a little ditty called "Pound Cake" Featuring a certain Jay-Z. Two incredibly wealthy men talking about, well, how wealthy they are. How's that for a communist!? I genuinely hated it. Utter tripe. The scratching was horrible. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: When you go to the Indian do you get a Korma? No, South Indian garlic chilli chicken, normally. 9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: When you shag your bird is it just missionary? Sometimes ?♂️ When your bird fucks off to Glasgow to get ridden by a hun, is it missionary style? Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: When you go to the Indian do you get a Korma? When you shag your bird is it just missionary? He probably owns his own house though Consi. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: I genuinely hated it. Utter tripe. The scratching was horrible. It's a terrible song. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Just now, Parklife said: It's a terrible song. Did he purposely give me a shit example? Have i been duped. Link to comment
Henry Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 5 hours ago, The Buzzard said: Ended up getting the gas guy nailed Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Im not even lowering myself to typing LPF into YouTube. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 28 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Im not even lowering myself to typing LPF into YouTube. Just go for Nice For What. Fuck the rest, go for the best. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 Its not for me ladz. Link to comment
Parklife Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: I fucking love REM To the surprise of nae cunt. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 American golf fans. Cunts. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 59 minutes ago, Roberto said: Drake songs? Fucking Drake. Please give yourselves a shak. He is fucking horse shite. Dr Drakes was a great wee club/bar. These cool weird places just dont exist anymore..... What happened. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 13 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: American golf fans. Cunts. golf fans. LOL Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Strange weak minds rushing for petrol really ruined my day as I canna get any Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 Is there genuine shortages? I've got fuck all diesel in the bipper. Link to comment
Fridge Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 25 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Is there genuine shortages? I've got fuck all diesel in the bipper. Get yourself an electric motor or a bike you selfish bastard Think of the planet Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 26, 2021 Share Posted September 26, 2021 18 minutes ago, Fridge said: Get yourself an electric motor or a bike you selfish bastard Think of the planet I would've if they had more range. I'd have to be charging the cunt 3 times a day some days Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 30 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: This is a big old pet hate of mine. Cunts that refuse to drink water. There are grown men at my work in the 30's, 40's and 50's who I've never seen take a drink of water. When I ask them why they don't drink water they say, "they don't like it." So, they just drink tins and tins of juice all day. I'm talking fucking 6AM and these folk are drinking irn bru, or Pepsi max or some shit like that. Imagine cracking open a tin of fizzy juice before you've had your cornflakes? It's fucked up. Drives me nuts. Drink water like an adult, please. Some water tastes crap. In which case I drink diluting juice like a bairn. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 14 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: We live in Scotland. Unless it comes from a tank it's good to go Got a mate who lives in Greenock. The water where he stays is rank - needs filtered before drinking. Same in each gaff he's stayed in over the years. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 25 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: We live in Scotland. Unless it comes from a tank it's good to go It may be safe but it can taste shite. Link to comment
Ramandu Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 Bet the water where consi works is great though. I'd be embarrassed if one of my kids said they don't like water, never mind a grown adult. Link to comment
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