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#1 OFFLINE   Dad

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 09:34 AM

As per what was alluded to in the folk you hate for no reason thread - cunts and reasons for cuntiness in here. No conditions other than 'he/she is a cunt because...'.

Fill your boots.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 09:42 AM

I noticed Tim Lovejoy's mate was in the no reason thread but not Timmy himself.

 

The reasons would fill a book but perhaps this always a joy book review will suffice

 

http://www.wsc.co.uk...-no-love-no-joy


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:01 AM

Bad Mobby - tabloid reading dense cunt who likes to publish awful inappropriate jokes. Never says anything nice, interesting or funny. Hates women. Tries so hard to be a "lad".

Tup - Just an abomination of a human being. Wow. To be fair I think there's a good guy in there somewhere under all the simmering anger and resentment. I recommend a year teaching English to orphans in The Philipines for some perspective.

Parklice. Sanctimonious prick. Probably has pubic lice crawling around his NFL bumbag.


Piers Morgan - pure Evil manifested in human form.

Kenny Miller - Hun foetus faced prick.

The Dalai Lama - Only kidding.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:05 AM

^ Stop complimenting me

You're making me blush.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:06 AM

Me.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:17 AM

Lewis Hamilton. Smug, self satisfied tosser. The fact he's desperate to get a knighthood and says he intends on telling people to call him "Sir" tells you all you need to know about how much of a massive cunt he is. 

 

Anyone that has ever watched more than 5 minutes of The Only Way Is Essex or Made in Chelsea and thinks either of these shows are in any way "real". Scripted shows, full of vacuous morons, watched by even bigger morons. 


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:24 AM

I'll go with the Tommy Robinson type, hate preachers (any religion)

Why can't we all just get along?

We are all Earthlings (apart fae huns as they are all cunts)
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:24 AM

The hat is very angry this week. Is it possible for a football forum to be on its period ?
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:24 AM

Lewis Hamilton. Smug, self satisfied tosser. The fact he's desperate to get a knighthood and says he intends on telling people to call him "Sir" tells you all you need to know about how much of a massive cunt he is. 
 
Anyone that has ever watched more than 5 minutes of The Only Way Is Essex or Made in Chelsea and thinks either of these shows are in any way "real". Scripted shows, full of vacuous morons, watched by even bigger morons. 


His crew got robbed here in Brazil the other day, at gunpoint. His tweets about it made me cringe.

Basically what he has done to the British taxpayer. Cunt of the highest order.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:25 AM

Tradespeople. 

 

Every single last one of them.


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:42 AM

Tradespeople. 

 

Every single last one of them.

I take it the plumber has fucked up your flusher again Brian.


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:43 AM

Am I reading this right?

The Hibs fan we allow to post on here is now coming the cunt?

He is in no position to be questioning me and Bad Mobby on anything.

Get him dealt with is my message to the mods, he is above his station.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:57 AM

Bad Mobby - tabloid reading dense cunt who likes to publish awful inappropriate jokes. Never says anything nice, interesting or funny. Hates women. Tries so hard to be a "lad".

Tup - Just an abomination of a human being. Wow. To be fair I think there's a good guy in there somewhere under all the simmering anger and resentment. I recommend a year teaching English to orphans in The Philipines for some perspective.

Parklice. Sanctimonious prick. Probably has pubic lice crawling around his NFL bumbag.


Piers Morgan - pure Evil manifested in human form.

Kenny Miller - Hun foetus faced prick.

The Dalai Lama - Only kidding.

 

hibs.net 


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 10:57 AM

Ryan Jack - current king of the cunts


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 11:16 AM

Am I reading this right?

The Hibs fan we allow to post on here is now coming the cunt?

He is in no position to be questioning me and Bad Mobby on anything.

Get him dealt with is my message to the mods, he is above his station.


We have no room for goody two shoes, big girls blouses on the hat.

He can go on to the Hibs forum if he wants to talk about fluffy kittens.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 12:48 PM

Ryan Jack - current king of the cunts

Jim Bett

Neale Cooper

Theo Snelders


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 12:51 PM

Jim Bett

Neale Cooper

Theo Snelders

Jim Bett was at the Huns before us so because he saw the light, he can be removed.


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 12:54 PM

We have no room for goody two shoes, big girls blouses on the hat.

He can go on to the Hibs forum if he wants to talk about fluffy kittens.


The moral high ground he thinks he's posting from doesn't exist.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 12:55 PM

Lewis Hamilton. Smug, self satisfied tosser. The fact he's desperate to get a knighthood and says he intends on telling people to call him "Sir" tells you all you need to know about how much of a massive cunt he is. 
 
Anyone that has ever watched more than 5 minutes of The Only Way Is Essex or Made in Chelsea and thinks either of these shows are in any way "real". Scripted shows, full of vacuous morons, watched by even bigger morons. 


Entirely agree!
Add in anyone that has bought a Katie Price book-utter cunts!
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 01:00 PM

Jim Bett
Neale Cooper
Theo Snelders


Is there a great past Aberdeen players thread?
Chuck them in there. 3 ledges.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 01:02 PM

Jim Bett was at the Huns before us so because he saw the light, he can be removed.

Agreed and he always gave 100% against the mongs :

 

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 01:32 PM

Bob Geldof


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#23 OFFLINE   Dal Riata Don

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Posted 13 November 2017 - 01:41 PM

Bob Geldof

Seconded.

 

Ex-wife and his daughter both top themselves and he wants to be taken seriously on 'social issues'!?

 

Sort your own family out first, cunt. 


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 01:59 PM

My ex wife , close thread  :trophy:


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:00 PM

All regular posters in the Gaylords Forum.
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:00 PM

My ex wife , close thread  :trophy:

Wonder what she saw in you?


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:08 PM

Wonder what she saw in you?

 

Yeah thats a mystery 


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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:11 PM

Personally don't care about any celeb\famous person\person I don't and never will know

Life's to short to be interested in the lives and personslitieies of 'random' folk
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:12 PM

Hahaha stuff is always better with mudslinging
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Posted 13 November 2017 - 02:13 PM

Personally don't care about any celeb\famous person\person I don't and never will know
Life's to short to be interested in the lives and personslitieies of 'random' folk


Explains why nobody listens to you min.
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