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#1 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted 14 November 2017 - 04:04 AM

I think deep down I'm a Southern Redneck.

So I'd be shacked up in the forest somewhere in Louisiana/Texas/Alabama etc.

I love their whole style.

Shoot anything that moves, drink heavily, not a fan of the flowery homo, like big engined cars and bikes.

My dream, and a simple dream it is.

To bust through saloon doors with my cowboy boots n Stetson and get shots of whisky slid up the bar all day before riding off into the sunset.


UK life, once you start speaking to other folks from around the world is.....fucking shite.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 04:44 AM

Getting a bit sick of life here mainly due to the cost of living.  Thinking about moving to the Philippines with the bird. Just a bit concerned with the level of violence there.  At least in Malaysia, they were mental but with no alcohol in their systems.  Singapore, sterile and whoring expensive.  Philipines,  mental people who like a drink and everyone have a gun.  


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 06:53 AM

I think deep down I'm a Southern Redneck.
So I'd be shacked up in the forest somewhere in Louisiana/Texas/Alabama etc.
I love their whole style.
Shoot anything that moves, drink heavily, not a fan of the flowery homo, like big engined cars and bikes.
My dream, and a simple dream it is.
To bust through saloon doors with my cowboy boots n Stetson and get shots of whisky slid up the bar all day before riding off into the sunset.
UK life, once you start speaking to other folks from around the world is.....fucking shite.


The UK is ace in some parts.

Europe for me.
Cultural centre; history galore; the finest landscapes; perfect weather and the worlds best cities.

The worlds best food and drink (beer\wine\coffee & mineral water) also contributes significantly

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Posted 14 November 2017 - 07:27 AM

San Diego for me, great climate lots to do and TJ just down the road,

Where you live and what you do are not the secrets to being happy though,
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:02 AM

Germany (Munich perhaps)

I don't want to live in the UK again (if so, Patrick)
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:02 AM

The UK

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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:34 AM

Germany (Munich perhaps)

I don't want to live in the UK again (if so, Patrick)

 

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Posted 14 November 2017 - 08:36 AM

:laughing:


Better than Norway and Oz, I would wager.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:00 AM

Toronto/Vancouver both appeal to me, very chilled places with plenty of shit going on that would keep a man entertained, failing there it would be Berlin or somewhere in Colombia which has gained in popularity in the last 5 years with lots of people ditching Thailand to move there.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:04 AM

^ Yip, Canada would be nice

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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:07 AM

^ Yip, Canada would be nice

Get back on the snowboard

My pal moved to Vancouver in June and he loves it, the quality of life is fantastic and there's lots of crazy things going on, although I was only there 4days it's such a relaxed place, weed about to be legalized but there's 100s of shops already set up, a few vape lounges and cafes too.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:14 AM

Berlin.

 

After that possibly Amsterdam, Rome or rural/coastal Italy (Sorrento would be ideal).


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:15 AM

Bluto right in there with a suitable vague "Europe".

 

Presumably he could be plonked down anywhere in Europe, from Norway in the north down to Greece in the south and be as happy as a pig in shit. 


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:27 AM

Location location H min.
Europe is where it’s at.

No matter where you live there is another good country about 1hr away.

Unlike, say, trendy Oz
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:39 AM

I think deep down I'm a Southern Redneck.

So I'd be shacked up in the forest somewhere in Louisiana/Texas etc.

I love their whole style.
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Lived in both.

 

Good sport and food.

 

Apart from that, shite.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 09:53 AM

The whole state of Texas is shit?

Did you live on a ranch and shoot animals?

If not you never lived the Texan lifestyle.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:00 AM

Norway.  I'm standoffish, left-leaning and generally socially awkward.  I'd fit right in there.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:04 AM

Where you live and what you do are not the secrets to being happy though,


You don't think so?

Take one happily married man with two kids.

Put him to San Antonino where he runs a very successful BBQ meat n beer shack, people come from afar to eat his delicious food. Lives on a farm with 50 acres and they ride motocross bikes in their spare time.

Then the next year put him to Wick where he works at a sewage plant clearing blockages of shit and fanny pads, living in a one bed flat next to a family of junkies.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:13 AM

You don't think so?

Take one happily married man with two kids.

Put him to San Antonino where he runs a very successful BBQ meat n beer shack, people come from afar to eat his delicious food. Lives on a farm with 50 acres and they ride motocross bikes in their spare time.

Then the next year put him to Wick where he works at a sewage plant clearing blockages of shit and fanny pads, living in a one bed flat next to a family of junkies.


Youre properly romanticising Texas Forever
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:36 AM

You don't think so?

Take one happily married man with two kids.

Put him to San Antonino where he runs a very successful BBQ meat n beer shack, people come from afar to eat his delicious food. Lives on a farm with 50 acres and they ride motocross bikes in their spare time.

Then the next year put him to Wick where he works at a sewage plant clearing blockages of shit and fanny pads, living in a one bed flat next to a family of junkies.


Would you consider Roy Moore's Alabama?
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 10:36 AM

The whole state of Texas is shit?

Did you live on a ranch and shoot animals?

If not you never lived the Texan lifestyle.

 

I've been on a ranch and shot a duck. Easy.

 

Ranch dressing on your chips is about as close to Texas as you'll ever get min.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:02 AM

Somewhere with good weather and good beaches... Two main priorities.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:08 AM

Summer in Chicago

Winter in Amsterdam


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:08 AM

Southern Portugal. More Lagos/Alvor than Brit infested shit hole Albuferia though, obviously. 

Or somewhere in Italy where no cunt speaks English. 


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:14 AM

 
I've been on a ranch and shot a duck. Easy.
 
Ranch dressing on your chips is about as close to Texas as you'll ever get min.


You're the type Texans and Trump want out of America.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:17 AM

Would you consider Roy Moore's Alabama?


Roy's Old School.

Core Values.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 11:53 AM

Riverside Quarter, Bucksburn.

 

" located within the bustling city, but with the countryside on your doorstep."

 

I think I could be truly happy there.


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Posted 14 November 2017 - 12:20 PM

Riverside Quarter, Bucksburn.
 
" located within the bustling city, but with the countryside on your doorstep."
 
I think I could be truly happy there.



The countryside...and a reeking sewage works
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 12:40 PM

The older I get the more I appreciate where I am. I'd maybe move to Anstruther or near there but that's about it.
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Posted 14 November 2017 - 12:42 PM

Riverside Quarter, Bucksburn.

 

" located within the bustling city, but with the countryside on your doorstep."

 

I think I could be truly happy there.

It's passably liveable, but for me it could never compare with the paradise that is Lower Donside and it's close proximity to the architectural and social magnificence that was once The Broadsword. Sigh!


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