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1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

All you hipsters are clogging it up with bottles of Yop. 

Who i do like and actively seek out is the very friendly scouse wifie. Mid 30s maybe, a real delight. 

Seems to have been promoted off the tills to one of the standing ones who deals with minor issues. 

I'm not in there often enough, generally hate being in supermarkets. I buy my shit, thank who needs thanked, and leave with haste. 
 

Im somewhat of a celebrity around these parts. 

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10 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Getting a little big for your boots, old timer. 
 

Currently sporting a moustache, much to the derision of just about everyone I know besides my girlfriend. 
 

It's not so much I'm incapable of driving, more so I've never bothered to attempt it. 

I’ve just shaved mine last week, had a decent Willie Miller style number for a few month. Disgusting the hatred you get about it. Every woman in my life hated it apart from my bird (as they’re all the rage back home). 
 

Horrendous double standards every single day. ‘You look like a pervert/ sex offender/ creep’

imagine I was saying that to them. As a young white male in the workplace, you don’t half cop some shit. 

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Just now, Poodler said:

I’ve just shaved mine, had a decent Willie Miller style number for a few month. Disgusting the hatred you get from it. Every woman in my life hated it apart from my bird as they’re all the rage back home. 
 

Horrendous double standards every single day. ‘You look like a pervert/ sex offender/ creep’

imagine I was saying that to them. As a young white male in the workplace, you don’t half cop some shit. 

I agree. 
 

I have brownish hair so mine is more Brown than black. I was told I looked like a "serial killer" the other day. 
 

Young white men need justice, now! 

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Just now, Poodler said:

I’ve just shaved mine, had a decent Willie Miller style number for a few month. Disgusting the hatred you get from it. Every woman in my life hated it apart from my bird as they’re all the rage back home. 
 

Horrendous double standards every single day. ‘You look like a pervert/ sex offender/ creep’

imagine I was saying that to them. As a young white male in the workplace, you don’t half cop some shit. 

It wasn't the tache making them say that.

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Just now, Poodler said:

I’ve never heard of you and I completed our suburb many moons ago 

That's because I'm joking. I've slept with 4 women. 
 

Does that make you happy? To humiliate me in this masculine arena? 
 

 

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Just now, Poodler said:

You do it to yourself, you do 

What an album. 
 

Not their best, but probably the best of that style throughout the 90's. 
 

 

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5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Makes it sound like you couldn't get a bricker

Been there a few times. A night out in the town, few beers and a fair few shots of grouse or something, and the little guy won't play ball. 
 

Always very uncomfortable, and leads to some fingering, and total shame in the morning, once the mood is killed. 
 

 

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Been there a few times. A night out in the town, few beers and a fair few shots of grouse or something, and the little guy won't play ball. 
 

Always very uncomfortable, and leads to some fingering, and total shame in the morning, once the mood is killed. 
 

 

Always give them a lick oot first, just in case. If you know you're not getting it up you've done your bit, you can sleep in peace.

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1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

Always give them a lick oot first, just in case. If you know you're not getting it up you've done your bit, you can sleep in peace.

Don’t you start posting like this. Probably the most disturbing thing I’ve ever read on here. Yuck!

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15 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I think you just humiliated yourself. Anyone who's appetites and curiosities are that weak is better off being a bender. 

Porn can normally scratch the itch. Whenever I'm single I find 'dating' or whatever in this day and age to be absolutely brutal. Been on a few awkward tinder dates, just not my thing. 
 

Met my current girlfriend through some friends, we had/have similar interests, got on well, and that was that. 

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3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Always give them a lick oot first, just in case. If you know you're not getting it up you've done your bit, you can sleep in peace.

Did that once and the lassie had bits of what I can only describe as a sand like substance in her fud. 
 

I don't know what they call it, but we were in a nightclub the whole night, probs had something to do with it. 

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2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The vagina is a real box of tricks. 

 

Certainly is. Apparently entire humans come out of there. 
 

 

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1 minute ago, cheesepipes said:

Its true. 

 

The first thing me n you did as men was have our faces slowly brush through our mothers pissers. 

What a lovely thought. 
 

I can smell it now 

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