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#15061 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Yesterday, 05:50 AM

State of this bellend

https://apple.news/A...FRyy3Xwy1LmzIMg
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Posted Yesterday, 11:03 AM

https://www.dailymai...nning-Town.html

Superb stuff.
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Posted Yesterday, 11:21 AM

Middle class leftie twats picked the wrong manor there.


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Posted Yesterday, 12:12 PM

https://www.bbc.co.u...ngland-50068077

Unusual place to hold a trial
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Posted Yesterday, 12:14 PM

https://www.bbc.co.u...ngland-50068077

Unusual place to hold a trial


I’d shag his manager up the arse
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Posted Yesterday, 12:28 PM

One up the bum no harm done
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Posted Yesterday, 01:30 PM

https://apple.news/A...tTSuNasxiPUN-PA
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#15068 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Yesterday, 01:34 PM

https://www.bbc.co.u...ngland-50068077

Unusual place to hold a trial


Happen he’ll go have a few beers to celebrate.
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Posted Yesterday, 07:58 PM

Kev McCloud, he of fucking huge forehead fame, has made a right cunt of it:

 

https://www.bbc.co.u...siness-50080813

 

Ah no


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Posted Yesterday, 08:08 PM

https://apple.news/A...tTSuNasxiPUN-PA


Seems to be athletics that go for this type of thing.
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Posted Yesterday, 08:48 PM

If you don't want to see him wanking don't look in his garden.


I was walking along the road to the Wally Dug in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and some old guy was sitting on his sofa with his laptop having a wank with the curtains open, didn’t give a fuck lol. Mind you, I only saw it because I’m 6’4” and the ground floor flats are raised above street level there.

On a completely different note, isn’t it a Nightmare stretching in your tip toes?
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#15072 OFFLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted Yesterday, 08:57 PM

I was walking along the road to the Wally Dug in Edinburgh a couple of years ago and some old guy was sitting on his sofa with his laptop having a wank with the curtains open, didn’t give a fuck lol. Mind you, I only saw it because I’m 6’4, and standing atop a ladder to get a right good view of his big shiny cock mmmmmmm ” and the ground floor flats are raised above street level there.

On a completely different note, isn’t it a Nightmare stretching in your tip toes?

 

 

ffs chewy. 


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Posted Yesterday, 09:23 PM

ffs chewy.


Had this been a bird you should have had the phone out and on the perv thread. This is borderline @Police material you Wookie. Keep this sort of shit to yourself.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:26 PM

Had this been a bird you should have had the phone out and on the perv thread. This is borderline @Police material you Wookie. Keep this sort of shit to yourself.

We should be encouraging the use of a Go Pro


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#15075 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Yesterday, 11:21 PM

Mentioned it here before but eh was down south with the family in April and climbed over some rocks only to see a stunning young lady fiddling her bean oblivious to my presence.

It’s difficult to hastily reroute the family and cop an eyeful at the same time
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Posted Yesterday, 11:28 PM

See, if you didn't have family you may well have got to put your wee fat stubby cock in her holiest of holies....

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#15077 OFFLINE   BrianFaePerth

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Posted Yesterday, 11:30 PM

See, if you didn't have family you may well have got to put your wee fat stubby cock in her holiest of holies....

@parkie

Aye. What could have been.

Eh still have the memories though and a functioning sperm count above zero.

Edited by BrianFaePerth, Yesterday, 11:31 PM.

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Posted Yesterday, 11:45 PM

A moment of pleasure over a lifetime of misery. Or is it the other ray wound?

You made the right choice son.
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Posted Today, 10:30 AM

As several lanterns were released outside the Tramps nightclub in Tenerife pals could be heard shouting, "we love you" and "for Megan", while another says "we love you baby girl".

https://www.dailyrec...-megan-20645872
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Posted Today, 10:46 AM

He does what he wants!
He does what he wants!

Brilliant excuse for being late to court!

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#15081 OFFLINE   For Fecks Sake

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Posted Today, 10:48 AM

As several lanterns were released outside the Tramps nightclub in Tenerife pals could be heard shouting, "we love you" and "for Megan", while another says "we love you baby girl".

https://www.dailyrec...-megan-20645872


'Dream' holiday to Tenerife says it all.
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Posted Today, 10:59 AM

He does what he wants!
He does what he wants!

Brilliant excuse for being late to court!

https://www.pressand...impression=true


The look of a right scamp
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#15083 ONLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted Today, 11:24 AM

Greatest frontman of all time.

Been saying it for years I have.

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Posted Today, 11:27 AM

He does what he wants!
He does what he wants!

Brilliant excuse for being late to court!

https://www.pressand...impression=true


A true free spirit.

I'd love to pour him his paper cup of strong cider and roll up his Old Holborn for him while listening intently to his carefree tales of vagabondry.
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