Jump to content

Strangest place you have been too.


anderson72

Recommended Posts

 

Where is the weirdest or strangest place you've been too.

 

Last year went on a trip to Ukraine, ended up having a meal in Chernobyl canteen.

 

You can go to a Radioactive power station, and got to shot a sniper rifle, shotgun, semi automatic, and hand guns there also.

 

 

Other strange places I have been to is the Falklands in the 30th anniversary of the war.

Also been to Greenland with work.

Link to comment

You're going to have to list all the strange places you've been before I can answer that question with any degree of accuracy.

 

I haven't been to Chernobyl, though, so we can cross that one off the list.

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment

Ingleton in Yorkshire. Stayed there over night before doing the Yorkshire 3 peaks walk for mencap.

 

What a creepy place, had a Royston Vasey feel to it. When we arrived there was a a guy wearing a face mask holding a sofa cushion outside the village hall jumping about the place. He then followed us to our hotel by darting through folks front gardens running like some kind of ninja ducking and diving around.

Link to comment

Bolton - stayed there the weekend of the Roses at HP

 

Everyone was brown.

 

It was shit.

 

Strange though, probably a gay cruise bar I was in in London, once. Total unmarked door, in with a pal. Would never have known it was there if you weren't looking for it. Just a normal looking bar inside, as such, but all the mannies are in leather etc, just asking to suck each other off and disappearing to the dark room/ private rooms. Then re-emerging and carrying on with drinking. Then the next one comes along.

 

Wasn't riding myself, but genuinely never seen anything like it. Made to feel a bit vulnerable after a while of clearly not being open to speaking to strangers so we left.

 

I enjoy outrageous situations. But I don't think I'd enjoy being humped by a muscly moustached manny.

Link to comment

Wasn't riding myself, but genuinely never seen anything like it. Made to feel a bit vulnerable after a while of clearly not being open to speaking to strangers so we left.

 

I enjoy outrageous situations. But I don't think I'd enjoy being humped again by a muscly moustached manny.

What the fuck Poodler min

Link to comment

My work has taken me to some of the most geographically remote areas in the world.  However, for weirdness, nothing compares to the many former mining villages/towns I've visited in the East Midlands.  I started to question whether The League of Gentlemen was actually a documentary... 

Link to comment

Bolton - stayed there the weekend of the Roses at HP

 

Everyone was brown.

 

It was shit.

 

I once had a night out in Bolton because one of my mate's mates was from there. First thing I noticed was that every single male had a skinhead. Weird place.

 

I ended up going back with a lassie to her pals (with her pal and her man). As i'm riding the lassie there's loads of shouting between the other two. Anyway, 10 minutes later it's still going on so I go investigate what the fuck is happening. Turns out the other guy has been cheating on his girlfriend and both the other lassies start punch fuck out of him. I quickly went and grabbed my stuff and fended off the mental girls so me and the other guy could escape, taking numerous punches and a book (hardback - thrown by her) to the side of the jaw on the way out.

 

Mental folk.

  • Downvote 1
Link to comment
Guest milne_afc

Mistaken. Hence the further 10 minutes.

 

You rushing in to a post to have a pop at someone and ending up looking like a fanny. Whodathunkit?

Calm down Parko. It's too early in the day to be nibbling like that. You'll be looking out the elasticated denims again with that appetite.

 

Was this sexual encounter during your porky period?

Link to comment

Dnipro for the Uefa cup game.  Was a closed city until the fall of the soviet union I think.  Reckon they probably experimented on the local populace as well.  Absolute shitehole.  Great trip though!

 

On another note read yesterday they've folded, not even entered a team in the Ukrainian amateur league as they did last season.

Link to comment

Central/South America is full of batshit mental places.

GB1875 has touched on a couple places in Brazil.

I got the feeling that Brazil had the most amount of weirdo psychopaths walking about. From the Pantanal to Recife, murderers everywhere.

Managua/Nicaragua was dodgy as fuck. Got off the bus in the town centre and it parks in a cage on the street. 11pm and the cage is surrounded by locals trying to grab us and our stuff thru the cage. We were met by some geezer from our hostel who safely escorted us to our hostel which was an old cop-shop complete with big cells with the bars still on them which we slept in. We got an escort from the looney who owned the hostel to the nearest bar which bizarrely happened to be an Irish Bar which was run by some IRA boy on the run. Had a nice chat to him about Terry Adams or some cunt and got fucking wacked on Guinness and played loads of U2/Pogues on the juker to ensure our safety. Ders more ti Oirland dan dis.

 

Seen a few murder victims in the street in Guatemala City.  

Didn't bother getting off the bus in San Salvador.

Border towns, generally in that neck of the woods, always fucking mental.

Link to comment

Calm down Parko. It's too early in the day to be nibbling like that. You'll be looking out the elasticated denims again with that appetite.

 

Was this sexual encounter during your porky period?

Aye, he'll be out the skinny fits and into the normal trousers again in no time at this rate

Link to comment

Shetland backwaters are a bit mental.

 

Higher than the national average mental health issues and disabilities.

 

I'm not saying they touch their cousins. But the evidence certainly points that way

 

Parts of Bradford and the like have the same problem

Link to comment

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...