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#1 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:32 PM

Training at Hibs. 

 

Played with you lot I read. 

 

Any gid?  

 

Any comments?


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:36 PM

Easily one of the worst footballers I've seen but he managed to get a few goals in his short time here, he also missed some ridiculous sitters.


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A sad sad post-teen


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:38 PM

Training at Hibs. 

 

Played with you lot I read. 

 

Any gid?  

 

Any comments?

 

Nothing special. Not the worst striker I've seen in a Dons top. Would I be happy if Aberdeen signed him? No.


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:44 PM

He's shite.

He'll be your best player.
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Posted 10 July 2017 - 05:50 PM

Hmmmmm. 

 

Yes, there's no many Hibees excited about this fella, though he has played at a decent level, apart from his obvious slumming it at Pittodrie.   :hypno:


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 06:40 PM

Hmmmmm. 

 

Yes, there's no many Hibees excited about this fella, though he has played at a decent level, apart from his obvious slumming it at Pittodrie.   :hypno:

 

We rescued his fucking career the wee arsehole; and what thanks do we get for that? He throws it all away to hang about with a bunch of hibees...a popcorn teeth led bunch of hibees no less. Ungrateful ugly cunt.


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 06:40 PM

He'd be a marked improvement on that silo shaped beaut Grant Holt.
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Posted 10 July 2017 - 08:44 PM

haha

 

A former Aberdeen player and Welsh International.   

 


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 11:07 PM

A year ago he was playing in the European Championship semi-final. Now he's on trial at Hibs. 


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 11:12 PM

A year ago he was playing in the European Championship semi-final. Now he's on trial at Hibs. 

and the crazy thing is most Hibs fans don't seem to want him....

 

haha.

 

http://www.hibs.net/...84-Simon-Church


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Posted 10 July 2017 - 11:20 PM

Fuck off Neil Lennon.


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 03:42 PM

Nae as bad as some folk are making out but nae great either.  Scored some vital goals for us when Rooney was injured.


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 04:09 PM

Nae as bad as some folk are making out but nae great either.  Scored some vital goals for us when Rooney was injured.


We also got a wad of notes for him playing in the Euros.
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Posted 11 July 2017 - 05:12 PM

Car crash of a footballer as bad as some of the other useless immobile strikers weve had the misfortune to sign over the years. I'd be gutted if we were after him. Presumably on a free if he's on trial. I'm sure there is a reason we're not being linked with him...
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Posted 11 July 2017 - 05:17 PM

He'd be a marked improvement on that silo shaped beaut Grant Holt.


You have some great insults ebbe 😂
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Posted 11 July 2017 - 05:19 PM

Car crash of a footballer as bad as some of the other useless immobile strikers weve had the misfortune to sign over the years. I'd be gutted if we were after him. Presumably on a free if he's on trial. I'm sure there is a reason we're not being linked with him...


We are going for better quality now. Was never going be a permanent signing for us.
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Posted 11 July 2017 - 06:16 PM

Fuck off Neil Lennon.


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Posted 11 July 2017 - 09:13 PM

A white Calvin Zola
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Posted 12 July 2017 - 11:25 PM

Some of the comments on here are a bit harsh. He was a decent goal poacher (similar to Rooney really). He scored some important goals for us especially the one that turned out to be the winner against Celtic on his debut. His problem was that he contributed the square root of fuck all outside the box so with no service it was almost like playing with ten men. But the boy knew where the back of the net was. I'm sure it was reported that his wages were £7k a week when he played for us (not sure what percentage we paid) so he'll be taking a big cut in salary if he signs for Hibs.
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Posted 13 July 2017 - 11:03 AM

One of those players who seemed to find himself in the right place at the right time. Nowhere near as good as Rooney and Stewart, but a lot better than some of the shite we've had to put up with.


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:01 PM

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 04:26 PM

Turned down hivs today


Haha fucking too good for popcorn - good on you taff.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 05:22 PM

Only club he would move back up for is us #onceadon


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 05:50 PM

Useless sheepshagging cunt. 


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 06:19 PM

Hahahahahaha
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 06:21 PM

It's arite....they have Simon Murray :laughing:
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 06:38 PM

Useless sheepshagging cunt. 

 

Holt it is son; Whittakers claim you're a good bet for second is in the bag hahaha


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 08:04 PM

 

Holt it is son; Whittakers claim you're a good bet for second is in the bag hahaha

We'd have been better going for Charlotte Church. 

 

All these players coming up to have a look around and going 'Naaaah'..  Must be Lennons mechanics fingernails looking teeth putting them off..   That's why Laugherty didn't even go in for talks..   He's seen them up close..  


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Posted 18 July 2017 - 08:30 PM

We'd have been better going for Charlotte Church. 
 
All these players coming up to have a look around and going 'Naaaah'..  Must be Lennons mechanics fingernails looking teeth putting them off..   That's why Laugherty didn't even go in for talks..   He's seen them up close..


In fairness , lafferty is one of the biggest pieces of shit known to humankind - haircut alone. And church is welsh - so no loss there.

If some mink like dougie imrie or whatever turned you down thatd be embarrassing; until then the dreams still alive.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 09:02 PM

In fairness , lafferty is one of the biggest pieces of shit known to humankind - haircut alone. And church is welsh - so no loss there.

If some mink like dougie imrie or whatever turned you down thatd be embarrassing; until then the dreams still alive.

 I have no idea who that scabby sounding scamp is, but I trust your word Dad.   
 
If I hear about this Imrie chancer anywhere near luscious Leith, why, I shall complain vehemently, to anyone who listens.  Online. 

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