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#23221 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted Today, 05:20 PM

its cis the bile ducts canna secrete enuf tae deal wi aw the toxins o witiver chemicals wis in that pysh e wis drinkin..n e birthd a big green shyte
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#23222 ONLINE   Fridge

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Posted Today, 05:20 PM

We had some sort of men’s health awareness day at work a few years ago when they took in some health worker to give advice. I basically was obliged to go along to show face.

Usual stuff don’t do anything fun, exercise if you are struggling to piss get your prostate checked @Dad etc

Then from nowhere she produces if you have blood in your semen better get an appointment straight away. Who the fuck is shooting blood and thinking it is normal and not immediately onto gdocs.
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#23223 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted Today, 05:23 PM

Here you'd be surprised Fridge son - there are some dumb dumb bastards out there

 

'Oh is it no supposed to be bloody?'

 

Jesus fucking christmas time


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#23224 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 05:23 PM

Red wine makes my shite dark green/almost black
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#23225 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted Today, 05:25 PM

We had some sort of men’s health awareness day at work a few years ago when they took in some health worker to give advice. I basically was obliged to go along to show face.

Usual stuff don’t do anything fun, exercise if you are struggling to piss get your prostate checked @Dad etc

Then from nowhere she produces if you have blood in your semen better get an appointment straight away. Who the fuck is shooting blood and thinking it is normal and not immediately onto gdocs.


You can tear the inside of the urethra if you shoot out a big ejaculation with force. I've done it once. I also know of a pal who's done it though an unrelated incident
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#23226 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted Today, 05:27 PM

Still worth getting checked out tbf Poodler son

 

Come on now


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#23227 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted Today, 05:26 PM

Big jug of Hugo being made later.
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Posted Today, 05:27 PM

Nah, was years ago. Clear as day what happened. Walk it off, as Kelt sed
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#23229 ONLINE   Dad

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Posted Today, 05:30 PM

Ach aye here if you know what you're doing and seeing - a wee days rest and back to the grind; but if you're an inexperienced pro and you dont at least have a thought to maybe find out what the fuck is going on, then well - we've got ourselves a situ


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Posted Today, 05:38 PM

Youth cures most things da


You looking after your body these days?
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Posted Today, 06:04 PM

For the most part - had a stint of NHS physio on the go there as of the end of February; met this nice Irish lassie, who gave me some shite to do, with the view of being back in a month

In comes coronavirus - cancelled naturally

But the missus bought this channel app thing on the roku there; Gaia it's called - loads of yoga tutorials and bollocks so will give it a bash hopefully soon (should be doing it now - dunno why I ain't)
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#23232 OFFLINE   Misers Hill

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Posted Today, 06:20 PM

🦌chasers pluralS 🎳
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#23233 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Today, 06:26 PM

Third bottle of plonk on the way down. Aiming for a 5 bottle day. Time to set a PB.
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Posted Today, 06:28 PM

730 start there Don son?
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#23235 ONLINE   Don Fonte

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Posted Today, 06:36 PM

730 start there Don son?


AM?
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#23236 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted Today, 07:00 PM

Third bottle of plonk on the way down. Aiming for a 5 bottle day. Time to set a PB.


just couple delirium’s \ chouffes for moi
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You don't give a man like Bluto a drink in those piddly little glasses. Give him the bloody bottle.

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Posted Today, 07:03 PM

just couple delirium’s \ chouffes for moi


How many?
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Posted Today, 07:08 PM

AM?


Aye - half seven solo half 9 lassie weren't it?
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Posted Today, 07:20 PM

Was more a lunchtime start though. The bird got dispatched about 2am.
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#23240 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted Today, 07:29 PM

How many?


keeping it to a minimum as I’ve had less than 5 AFDs this year min

I’m on my 4th.
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#23241 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 07:32 PM

keeping it to a minimum as I’ve had less than 5 AFDs this year min

I’m on my 4th.


L

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Poof
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#23242 ONLINE   Bluto10

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Posted Today, 07:34 PM

big one tomorrow tho chief.

:cool::beer:
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#23243 ONLINE   Bad_Mobby

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Posted Today, 07:35 PM

Man U playin?
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#23244 OFFLINE   Arabian Knight

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Posted Today, 07:35 PM

^

hungower tae fuck efter ez wee pyjama perty yisterdiy..wit a fuckin sham this cunt is..it git worse by the diy!


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Posted Today, 07:57 PM

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Continuing the white revival for isolation
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#23246 OFFLINE   Misers Hill

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Posted Today, 08:36 PM

keeping it to a minimum as I’ve had less than 5 AFDs this year min

I’m on my 4th.

Stick in🎳..yer nite caps coming 🦌

Edited by Misers Hill, Today, 08:37 PM.

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#23247 ONLINE   Ohjimmyjimmy

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Posted Today, 09:08 PM

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Continuing the white revival for isolation

What’s with the Aqua Panel? You isolating in the shower?


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Posted Today, 09:13 PM

What’s with the Aqua Panel? You isolating in the shower?


Water sports
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#23249 ONLINE   Poodler

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Posted Today, 09:24 PM

Down at B&Q visiting ChutneyLove
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