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#1754394 Oil Price Victims.

Posted by Redstar on 21 March 2019 - 09:41 PM

“Sign up”? Lol. Come on own up whoever did it


Not a big deal in the grand scheme of things but how would you get sacked for that on a Saturday morning.
Security guard catches you, just deny all knowledge and accuse him of being a paedo Hun. Doubt there are security camera’s in the office.

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#1754329 Scotland Vs Kazakhstan & San Marino

Posted by Redstar on 21 March 2019 - 07:03 PM

Get Derek in...we Get Clarke in

Fixed it for you H...not like you to miss the bleeding obvious.
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#1752812 Aberdeen V Livingston

Posted by Redstar on 17 March 2019 - 11:11 AM

I'm not sure I follow your logic.

It would be a worry if you did...
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#1749833 Field Invasion

Posted by Redstar on 11 March 2019 - 07:49 PM

I’d gladly chip in £100 into the kitty for some cunt to lamp the rat next time the slippery cunt plays at Pittodrie...if 500 fellow dons do likewise the 3 months jail time is offset with £50k in the hipper...could catch on.
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#1749342 Celtic 0 - 0 Aberdeen

Posted by Redstar on 10 March 2019 - 10:17 AM

we are down on Stevie May but it seems when he is in the team we lose less..weird co-incidence?

Lose less...score less...hopeless...useless...homeless...Good old tramp.
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#1742542 In The News

Posted by Redstar on 22 February 2019 - 11:37 AM

Not sure about that. A ridiculous amount of his dna was found on the poor girl. Just think there is something fishy about the step mum.

Too much DNA...its planted like the defence said...I reckon the Dad lost it (his tempers well documented) and they set the boy up...from what I've read there is nothing to suggest that the boy would suddenly turn into a deranged sex maniac...if he has been set up whoever did it is evil beyond comprehension.
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#1738411 Stevie May

Posted by Redstar on 11 February 2019 - 06:39 PM

if May was here for 14 years

Hand me the gun...
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#1737861 Aberdeen 4 - 1 Qots

Posted by Redstar on 10 February 2019 - 03:17 PM

Last chance saloon for the tramp...fail to hit the net this afternoon and there really is no point in him being a footballer.
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#1736760 Aberdeen V Hun Bastards

Posted by Redstar on 07 February 2019 - 07:44 PM

Greg Stewart was absolutely superb last night. Had their left back beat every time. Skinned the rat about 5 times too, one leading to our first goal.

Agreed...far more effective than the tramp...
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#1736575 Shay Logan

Posted by Redstar on 07 February 2019 - 12:43 PM

If he continues at the current rate, through to May and finishes on 20-odd goals, he'll not be an Aberdeen player next season.
A goalscoring young English centre forward - we'll be fending off bids for him, from down south, all summer.  That would have been a crazy suggestion just a couple of months ago.

Well done chief...must be the first time May and 20-odd goals have been mentioned in the same sentence for a very long time...
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#1736423 Aberdeen V Hun Bastards

Posted by Redstar on 07 February 2019 - 07:02 AM

Yup he really fucked it for us , If he wasnt so young and and otherwise a stand out player I would be pissed but I am inclined to let the cunt off this time bitter as I am

If there’s a firm £5m bid...no strings...bite their fucking hands off...

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#1731896 The Mckenna Dilemma

Posted by Redstar on 30 January 2019 - 06:27 PM

Its certainly a bid that allows for negotiation but I doubt they'll come back with a good increase on that so no deal

If there’s a firm £5m bid...no strings...bite their fucking hands off...
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#1730463 Morality

Posted by Redstar on 27 January 2019 - 07:22 PM

Fuck that shit. I've been drunk at work before and not been sacked.

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#1729850 Aberdeen 0 - 0 Killmarnock

Posted by Redstar on 26 January 2019 - 05:55 PM

May to bench.

The state of him I bet he’s no stranger to the bench...in the park covered in pish.
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#1728852 January Transfer Window 2019

Posted by Redstar on 24 January 2019 - 11:56 PM

Didn't score when May never started on Saturday, what a coincidence that must be.

No worries chief...you either have...some sort of sordid gaylord crush on the tramp...or...as was pointed out by tup on multiple occasions...absolutely fuck all clue about the game...I’m being polite and going with the former as you come across as a complete fucking mincer...
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