NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[DD1903]

17 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Betty just spat his dinner out. 

Ach, it'll give him a chance to talk about his favourite topic AGAIN though. Every cloud 

[Parklife]

On 10/1/2020 at 12:29 PM, Pash said:

Nae muckle like. Moved to Glasgow 10 months ago. Same job/company, just a change of scenery. Affa busy though. Enjoying it very much despite current goings-on.

Yersel?

Congratulations on your move to Scotland's finest city. 

[aberdeen1970]

37 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Toots and the Maytals 23.00 BBC4.

You're welcome.

That leaves you enough time for a shag or, for the most of you, a wee wank. 

It's only 10.30.  I could fit a fair few shags in between now and 11.00. 

[Pash]

22 hours ago, Parklife said:

Congratulations on your move to Scotland's finest city. 

Cheers min. It is a great place, no denying it.

22 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Agree it's a great city. Had 3 years there myself but weather is a big downside. Too wet ergo nae fine. 

It is rather wet isn't it.

It also stinks of weed, and every other vehicle is emergency services.

Apart from that, two thumbs up from me.

[Studebaker-90]

Glasgow is actually great. Loved my time there. Weather and minkers are a big downside however. 

[Bluto10]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Where do you get your clothes from? Zzzzzzzzz

shops and websites 

[Redforever86]

You ever use your knowledge of golfers to gamble rocket min?

[Pash]

On 10/3/2020 at 3:54 PM, Bad_Mobby said:

Where In GLA are you biding Pashmeister? 
 

Best place I’ve lived TFS 

Lawrence St. min.

Partick4lyf

[Pash]

4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Noice 

Sparklehorse, T Bar and Quarter Gill all a couple of minutes away 

magic area 

Aye all within stumbling distance.

Managed to get a few scoofs in before shit went down.

Can see why you enjoyed it here.

[Big Hat Logan]

On 10/4/2020 at 1:39 PM, rocket_scientist said:

You don't wind me up sad man. I'm just intrigued at the depths of both your sickness and your obsession and how you got so fucked up. 

Yeah, you’re really not wound up ??‍♂️

[maryhilldon]

^ Cans

[For Fecks Sake]

4 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

@For Fecks Sake

I hate to shatter your ego... do you remember that line in the greatest movie ever made?

Well your unprovoked attacks from the first time I came back here ain't the first time I've encountered this.

It happens more frequently offline more than it does online but it's mostly non-verbal in the real world whereas here you have a voice.

You're going to be feeling pretty silly with yourself now but we all need to learn from our mistakes.

The majority on these forums, I wouldn't want to have a pint with, an even bigger number, I have little in common with but very few that I actually detest, like less than a handful. But this is not important. What is important is that we tolerate each other and don't get bent and twisted about online personas or in your case, what you perceive mine to be.

The whole point of a forum like this is to be informed and entertained. It is not to get so upset that you get so sick and twisted that you make an arse of yourself. Your constant goading and baiting me was inevitably going to get a reaction.

The more you put in, the more you get out, what you put in is what you get back etc. Try to post stuff that people might like to read and find some love and tolerance and compassion in your heart for those who you hate, like me, or probably only me.

Everybody can change. You need to. Nobody on these forums can change or affect my life, unless your coward mate comes to my door mob-handed with enough artillery, but I am affecting your life and that ain't right.

Stick to the words. I will continue to argue with you and point out any shit that you post (as I do with everyone) but it's not personal... in my case... yet. I can be a total cunt too but it's your choice if you want a war. I don't see that as healthy even though I do admit I like seeing the unprovoked attacks when they come (cos I admit to being a sick cunt too), and they ALWAYS will, not just because of who I am but mostly cos what certain mentalities (and it's ALWAYS the same mentalities) perceive me to be.

I know this was a waste of time writing it but at last I tried and that should buy me a little bit more time before the inevitable ban-hammer comes. Even when it does, my disappearing doesn't change anything in your life, or it shouldn't. You need to learn to tolerate things you don't understand and I'm drawing the line in the sand right now. It's up to you how you post from here but just think, eh?

Ok, let's call a truce RS, it is after all only a football forum!

My final take on the matter and I will look to a quote from another movie that I believe sums your situation up....

"More dire need of a blow job than any white man in history."

[For Fecks Sake]

^ nae idea why the font is that size!

[dazzy_deff]

6 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

@For Fecks Sake

I hate to shatter your ego... do you remember that line in the greatest movie ever made?

Well your unprovoked attacks from the first time I came back here ain't the first time I've encountered this.

It happens more frequently offline more than it does online but it's mostly non-verbal in the real world whereas here you have a voice.

You're going to be feeling pretty silly with yourself now but we all need to learn from our mistakes.

The majority on these forums, I wouldn't want to have a pint with, an even bigger number, I have little in common with but very few that I actually detest, like less than a handful. But this is not important. What is important is that we tolerate each other and don't get bent and twisted about online personas or in your case, what you perceive mine to be.

The whole point of a forum like this is to be informed and entertained. It is not to get so upset that you get so sick and twisted that you make an arse of yourself. Your constant goading and baiting me was inevitably going to get a reaction.

The more you put in, the more you get out, what you put in is what you get back etc. Try to post stuff that people might like to read and find some love and tolerance and compassion in your heart for those who you hate, like me, or probably only me.

Everybody can change. You need to. Nobody on these forums can change or affect my life, unless your coward mate comes to my door mob-handed with enough artillery, but I am affecting your life and that ain't right.

Stick to the words. I will continue to argue with you and point out any shit that you post (as I do with everyone) but it's not personal... in my case... yet. I can be a total cunt too but it's your choice if you want a war. I don't see that as healthy even though I do admit I like seeing the unprovoked attacks when they come (cos I admit to being a sick cunt too), and they ALWAYS will, not just because of who I am but mostly cos what certain mentalities (and it's ALWAYS the same mentalities) perceive me to be.

I know this was a waste of time writing it but at last I tried and that should buy me a little bit more time before the inevitable ban-hammer comes. Even when it does, my disappearing doesn't change anything in your life, or it shouldn't. You need to learn to tolerate things you don't understand and I'm drawing the line in the sand right now. It's up to you how you post from here but just think, eh?

Love Rocky 4

[Henry]

On 10/15/2020 at 7:52 AM, For Fecks Sake said:

Ok, let's call a truce RS, it is after all only a football forum!

My final take on the matter and I will look to a quote from another movie that I believe sums your situation up....

"More dire need of a blow job than any white man in history."

That’s a bold statement 

[Stoney]

So...... What have I missed? 

[Redforever86]

8 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Are any of you a member of Mensa?

It will be a huge surprise to you all that I'm not but tell us about the experience, how you got in, what your IQ is, what you Mensa geeks get up to together?

There are so many allegations of "thick cunt" and "stupid bastard" on these forums - mostly by me admittedly - but I'm sure that opinions and impressions can be wrong and that facts can disprove.

@Punklife, are you a Mensa mannie? It might explain where your sense of superiority comes from. Don't be shy. I asked to know, it's not you "boasting". You didn't fail the entrance exam did you?

I reckon I could get in Mensa if I’ve nae fried my brain with drink... Got a pretty decent score on their app on the App Store. 
 

Couldn't be fucked with any of that shite however. Fucks the point and would be full of the geekiest annoying smug cunt imaginable I reckon. 

[maryhilldon]

I thought mensa was 140+  or around that?

[Studebaker-90]

I think Mensa is 132 and above. 

[maryhilldon]

17 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Well whatever it is, 120 something ain't getting in. Wouldn't surprise me if the number is going backwards. That's the way humanity is heading. 

Probably dropped the criteria to about 100 (average),  just so no one feels excluded.  It's everyones human right to be in mensa,  can't discriminate.  Positive discrimination to get more BAME mensa members. 

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Are you thinking of applying, RS?   My Mrs had to do some psychometric tests  (which I think is similar to Mensa testing) 5 years ago and was told she was in the top 2% of the population. She never mentions this  ( not much).

Anyways ..., it got her a great promotion and a fantastic salary increase, so some employers value these tests at least. 

Except in the man selecting part of the brain

[BrianFaePerth]

5 minutes ago, Dad said:

Ach you know lassies Bri - they see a hopeless ugly bastard and immediately are romanced by the potential heartthrob they can salvage from amongst the despair.

 

Still a ways to go for missus Hans hahaha

Ah no

Still, she’s got good carpets to kneel on.

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’ll kneel on your throat, prick . @tup

Racist. 

[Studebaker-90]

What is you IQ hanzoid? 

[Studebaker-90]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not sure matey. I know it’s high enough for me to type ‘your’ instead of ‘you’ though’.

 

 

Ouch. 

[Henry]

A stunning revelation as rocket mentioning Mensa eventually comes round to him letting slip he was a member for ten years. 

[Henry]

I’m not really arsed m8

[Redforever86]

52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Henry is a fantastic poster . A very witty man . A one liner , sometimes just one word , but never misses . 

And you can imagine him saying it in some sort of Steven Hawking hoover voice too. 

[shut up meg]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I see you actually chose to speak in the ‘ talking shite ‘ thread .

A frank admission. Well done ? 

 

 

48 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's the best.

Drop the sulky bairn act too - my response to your childishness just now.

 

[Fridge]

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Let's take it in here.

You boring bastards love a bit of pedantry and exhausting every possibility in this respect.

Someone with contradictory views is a phoney, a fake, I'm sure you've got some like that in the weege, no?

What you will be unaware of however is that to an old-school Aberdeen mannie - unlike the mutant uneducated trolling scum - to call someone out as phoney or fake is hugely insulting and if you say that without justification where we come from, you get kicked to fuck.

I did not have and I do not have contradictory views on that topic.

My best cyclist was in response to a good poster who, unlike you, does NOT clog up the threads with utter infantile puerile tripe. I said caught to mb but it wasn't me being fake, the allegation that you are throwing at me. It also spontaneously following a quite inspired and interesting Tiswas Tarantino mix that I had posted (even though I say so myself) and given on the back of my complaint to you, was deliberately ironic, not phoney.

Think before you post. You spoil it for everyone with continuing inane drivel. Grow up and for fuck sake, stop trying to be funny by posting pure shite on EVERY thread.

It's a free world and you can and will do what you like. That's a few of us telling you now. Think about it.

 No the fact is I speak pish sometimes as does Hanz, Henry, Dad, Dayts whoever.

Pull us up about it and give your counter argument in a reasonable response. You just attack  folk for  no reason other than you think they are stupid. Your opinion of course but I disagree.