Big Man Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 If AFC Chat was a pub: i) Phoenix would be asking if the hotpot was organic ii) Tup would be in the corner in his tweed jacket, sipping malt and reading a copy of the John O Link to comment
OddJob Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 I'd be standing at the door preventing idiots from entering the pub. Any trouble and the bowler hat would be getting thrown at them Link to comment
fatshaft Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 minijc would be outside posing Link to comment
delta1red Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 looksgoodinred and MDAL would have to be the barmaids showing the cleavage Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted October 6, 2011 Admin Share Posted October 6, 2011 All drinks would be free but you'd still all complain about the service. Link to comment
OddJob Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 All drinks would be free but you'd still all complain about the service. Who said the drinks were free like? Link to comment
Admin Bebo Posted October 6, 2011 Admin Share Posted October 6, 2011 Who said the drinks were free like? You didn't get the metaphor then... Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 All drinks would be free but you'd still all complain about the service. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I would drink with my real mates in a different pub. So it would be me and Boofon. Well get that pint you're owe me bought. :thumbs: Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Eh widnae venture anywhere near the bogs, far too many suspicious characters Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 minijc would be outside posing Nah, he'd be in the bogs getting condoms out of the machine. Just in case. Link to comment
Coopy100 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 It would have been a decent boozer but now it would be full of tossers who I can't stand. I would go to a more upmarket pub like the donstalk but i can't be arsed with the hassle of it all and I am a creature of habit if nothing else. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Roberto would be pestering everyone to come into the bogs with him, to take ching, cause he snorts loads, ken? I'd be giving out a load of thrashings on the pool table. Link to comment
paddy Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be in my jogging trousers, topless, beer in hand, waiting by the OFFICIAL AFC CHAT PUB PING PONG TABLE Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You've maybe been asked before, BUT why the fascination with ping pong? I was not bad at ping pong in my earlier years, not played for a very long time - but may take you up on a challenge.He saw a late night "show" once in Gran Canaria and he was hooked! Link to comment
spamspamspam Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be standing behind the counter wirh my best pinny and pink cardigan on cooking up a storm for all the Vikings. For those who are too young Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be completely naked with only my Stiga in hand refusing to get dressed until i'd beaten Paddy at the Sweet Science. Eh think we're establishing the place wid be more gay bar than pub Link to comment
Henry Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Bluto would be boring the tits off everyone, insisting Wigan vs Stoke was put on the telly, and telling anyone who'll listen how he was blazing the night before. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Bluto would be boring the tits off everyone, insisting Wigan vs Stoke was put on the telly, and telling anyone who'll listen how he was blazing the night before.Judging by his grammar and spelling, he's likely to have some form of speech impediment. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Bluto would be boring the tits off everyone, insisting Wigan vs Stoke was put on the telly, and telling anyone who'll listen how he was blazing the night before. At least he could show us how he can throw a kettle over the pub. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Judging by his grammar and spelling, he's likely to have some form of speach impediment. WAH-HEY! Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 WAH-HEY! I don't know what you are talking about... Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Fatshaft and bluto would be in the bogs shagging. Mini thinking this was a new craze called ''gay thai'' would join in. Folk would mention it to eachother, Roberto seeing they were getting more attention than him would streak. Boofon would be walking about interupting everyones conversation. Link to comment
tup Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'd be giving out a load of thrashings on the pool table. Nobody has ever beaten me at pool. Link to comment
tup Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Have you ever played pool? I'm in charge of a pool team, a Fergie like character, it's 95% attitude and only 5% ability, I use intimidation, fear and naked cheating as my tools of victory. I could also whip most of you at snooker, I have an unorthodox style, which has seen me beat players far better than me simply through confusion on their part, colours everywhere, mayhem. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I'm in charge of a pool team, a Fergie like character, it's 95% attitude and only 5% ability, I use intimidation, fear and naked cheating as my tools of victory. I could also whip most of you at snooker, I have an unorthodox style, which has seen me beat players far better than me simply through confusion on their part, colours everywhere, mayhem.Interesting approach to pool min! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 Fatshaft and bluto would be in the bogs shagging. Mini thinking this was a new craze called ''gay thai'' would join in. Folk would mention it to eachother, Roberto seeing they were getting more attention than him would streak. Boofon would be walking about interupting NO I WOULDN'Teveryones conversation. While you'd be out the back stealing the gas cannisters for your caravan. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 While you'd be out the back stealing the gas cannisters for your caravan.Fail, dont have one. Link to comment
OddJob Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 You didn't get the metaphor then...I do now Link to comment
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