Zak Vyner

[strachanmcgheegoal]

V Y N E R

V Y N E R

He is V(a virgin)

He is Y(just a youngster)

He is N(half athletic)

He is E(exquisite)

And he’s soooooooooooo a Red

 

V Y N E R

 

Better?

[super_al]

He plays in the centre,

He plays on the riiigggghhhhtttt,

Zak Vyner, he makes Scott McKenna look shite.

[StandFree1982]

Sang to Scott McKenna

 

YOU'RE JUST A SHITEY ZAK VYNER

A SHITE ZAK VYNER

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[TheRock]

If he's good and we make a move for a transfer;

 

Want you Zak, want you Zak, want you Zak for good

When he comes back next season:

 

Return of the Zak

Return of the Zak

Return of the Zak

You know that he'll be back

 

(to the tune of Bicycle Race by Queen)

[aberdeen1970]

Or if he's shit

 

Get Zak, get zak, get zak to where you once belonged

[minijc]

Well sometimes he puts the ball out by himself
And it goes across to the water
And I think of all the things, what you're doing
And in my head I paint a picture

'Cause since I've come on home
Well our defence has been a mess
And I've missed your fuzzy hair
And the way you like to dress
Won't you pass the ball over
Stop making a fool out of me
Why don't you pass the ball over Zachary?

Zachary
Zachary
Zachary
Zachary
Zachary
Zachary
Zachary
Zachary

Why don't you pass the ball over Zachary?

[CrazyBullSheep]

 

Well sometimes he puts the ball out by himself

And it goes across to the water

And I think of all the things, what you're doing

And in my head I paint a picture

'Cause since I've come on home

Well our defence has been a mess

And I've missed your fuzzy hair

And the way you like to dress

Won't you pass the ball over

Stop making a fool out of me

Why don't you pass the ball over Zachary?

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Zachary

Why don't you pass the ball over Zachary?

Don’t come in here very often and shite like this is exactly why

 

What a load of fucking shit m8

[minijc]

Don’t come in here very often and shite like this is exactly why

 

What a load of fucking shit m8

lol

[Guest milne_afc]

Hahaha

[Red_Rocket_1983]

Don’t come in here very often and shite like this is exactly why

 

What a load of fucking shit m8

 

[Chewie37]

Has to be to Toms Diner......

[Daz the Don]

Hopefully this guy can come in and play right back.

[alscotoz]

Hopefully this guy can come in and play right back.

 

He's the man, he's our man Zak.

[Tord31]

deid

 

decent signing - scored a goal

 

once a don

[DelMonte]

Terrible. Out for the season hopefully

[King Street Loon]

Finished for the season.

Should be released.

[Donstar83]

Meh.

[aberdeen1970]

How can a shoulder injury keep you out for 6 months?

[NEM]

Finished for the season.

Should be released.

No loss

[V for Vendetta]

Send him back to his club, sign someone decent as a replacement.

[Ernie McCracken]

Send him back to his club, sign someone decent as a replacement.

We wish. McInnes will sign some more shite from league 1 in England.

[RUL]

How can a shoulder injury keep you out for 6 months?

Needs an operation. Or we’ve realised he’s shite and making an excuse

[Zeus]

How can a shoulder injury keep you out for 6 months?

FAO Glass man Tommie Hoban

[ferlaytio]

How can a shoulder injury keep you out for 6 months?

Who cares. Great news. Woeful player. Add him to the stack of terrible McInnes signings.