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#6811 OFFLINE   Fridge

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 10:02 AM

Seen a peer lad get absolutely hounded on Facebook yesterday for posting some pictures of Clachnaben.

Folk are awful just now.





He should have just replied to every single one saying fuck you I hope you catch it.



This is why I am not on social media
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#6812 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 10:37 AM

^^^^ this  My Mrs shows me stuff like " Oh I see Kay across the back has made enchiladas for tea"    And I'll say " Why don't you reply " Who gives a fuck?"   Just for a laugh even , but the joke wouldn't be received that way. 


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#6813 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 10:44 AM

This is why I am not on social media


Or how about.

Ive tagged 10 strong beautiful mothers.

Post 10 self indulgent all about me photos for 10 days to show your support for the NHS.

Ps dont be offended if i didnt tag you i know so many beautiful mothers.



Well, you're not beautiful, you're an absolute pig, you're a cokehead who fucks behind her husbands back, your husband hates you and fucks hookers on lads trips, you're a weak mental wreck that struggles to dress herself in the morning, youve got feet like a hobbit, your kids look like the product of beastiality, you got gangbanged at a house party when you were 14 and you the one with the facial hair should do everyone a favour and fuck off and live isolated in a forest.

10 strong mothers my fucking arsehole.

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#6814 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 10:49 AM

Two faced cunt    "Mmmmmmmmm those look lovely! "

Know it all busybody   "YUMMY !! "

Functioning alcoholic "So are we !!!!!! "

Yer man soops    "Who gives a fuck?!"

 Fantasist liar    "Making me hungry ! lol lol lol "

Millertime  " Capri for sale. Project car. £250. Must collect"


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:10 AM

Or how about.

Ive tagged 10 strong beautiful mothers.

Post 10 self indulgent all about me photos for 10 days to show your support for the NHS.

Ps dont be offended if i didnt tag you i know so many beautiful mothers.



Well, you're not beautiful, you're an absolute pig, you're a cokehead who fucks behind her husbands back, your husband hates you and fucks hookers on lads trips, you're a weak mental wreck that struggles to dress herself in the morning, youve got feet like a hobbit, your kids look like the product of beastiality, you got gangbanged at a house party when you were 14 and you the one with the facial hair should do everyone a favour and fuck off and live isolated in a forest.

10 strong mothers my fucking arsehole.

Cunts



I see you've still got my ma on Facebook
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#6816 OFFLINE   strachanmcgheegoal

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:12 AM

Or how about.

Ive tagged 10 strong beautiful mothers.

Post 10 self indulgent all about me photos for 10 days to show your support for the NHS.

Ps dont be offended if i didnt tag you i know so many beautiful mothers.



Well, you're not beautiful, you're an absolute pig, you're a cokehead who fucks behind her husbands back, your husband hates you and fucks hookers on lads trips, you're a weak mental wreck that struggles to dress herself in the morning, youve got feet like a hobbit, your kids look like the product of beastiality, you got gangbanged at a house party when you were 14 and you the one with the facial hair should do everyone a favour and fuck off and live isolated in a forest.

10 strong mothers my fucking arsehole.

Cunts


Did anyone else read that and think all the comments were all aimed at the same mother. Even I was thinking it was a bit harsh!
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#6817 OFFLINE   Grays Babylon 1875

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:17 AM

People are self policing the situation as a result of the media spreading fear through those that take every news article at face value. Most people that think for themselves can now see this virus for what it is and should be allowed to take the risk of going to a pub or a restaurant etc if they want to.


As ordinary people how do we get our revenge on those bastards in the media who have done this to the good people of our lands....

They cannot be allowed to get away with this.

Jobby in the post would be a gentle option. Storming their offices Charlie Hebdo style probably a tad over reactive.

Let's get creative and put the cunts out of business.

Motherfuckers.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:38 AM

Dildos on bonnets time
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:39 AM

Phone in the scousers.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:42 AM

^^^^ this My Mrs shows me stuff like " Oh I see Kay across the back has made enchiladas for tea" And I'll say " Why don't you reply " Who gives a fuck?" Just for a laugh even , but the joke wouldn't be received that way.


That’s the one that gets me. Mrs Brian takes pics of her tea and sends them to friends on Snapchat. They all do the same back. What the absolute fuck? Eh couldn’t give a fuck what some tart in Norway is eating for her tea.

The worst part is that useful information is in amongst all that shite. The snake catchers tell folk where snakes have been seen, but only on Facebook. That means eh wander along wondering why it’s deserted on a beautiful day and come face to face with a huge fuckin dugite.

Fuck social media. Eh will stick to the unsocial media here.
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#6821 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:47 AM

Fuck living in a place where you can meet a snake.  No offence Brizo, but fuck that. 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:53 AM

Brizo's wife has contact with snakes most days of the week. Black ones.
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#6823 OFFLINE   cheesepipes

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 11:58 AM

Fuck living in a place where you can meet a snake.  No offence Brizo, but fuck that.


Scotland?
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:00 PM

Majority of Scottish folk you meet on holiday are arseholes. Loudmouths trying to act up to the stereotype of being coarse as hell.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:07 PM

Majority of Scottish folk are arseholes.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:14 PM

Majority of Scottish folk are arseholes.


Certainly the opinion of your old Norwegian neighbours and new Australian ones.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:16 PM

Majority of Scottish folk are arseholes to me

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:27 PM

Scottish cringe in full effect here.
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#6829 OFFLINE   The Boofon

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:37 PM

Fuck living in a place where you can meet a snake.  No offence Brizo, but fuck that. 

 

 

You get snakes in Scotland you daft bastard.


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 12:59 PM

^^^^ this My Mrs shows me stuff like " Oh I see Kay across the back has made enchiladas for tea" And I'll say " Why don't you reply " Who gives a fuck?" Just for a laugh even , but the joke wouldn't be received that way.


TBF there's a bit of that type of shit on here too
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#6831 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:05 PM

You get snakes in Scotland you daft bastard.

 

I know. How often do you see one?  Especially a venomous one?  I've never. 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:11 PM

I know. How often do you see one?  Especially a venomous one?  I've never. 

 

 

Irrelevent.


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:20 PM

I know. How often do you see one? Especially a venomous one? I've never.


Saw one yesterday

About 6cm long.

I don't think DC and I would get on, I do just like a bit of a noise up though. Anything that gets us closer to a riot. Lovely.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:22 PM

Majority of Scottish folk you meet on holiday are arseholes. Loudmouths trying to act up to the stereotype of being coarse as hell.


Vast majority being weegies
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:28 PM

Was down at Loch Lee yesterday afternoon, couldn't get in the car park there was that many cars. Looks like lockdown is over for most.

A lot of negative stories floating around from it, being stuck in the house etc. Shame. It's been a great few months for me.

And that's the bottom line

 


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#6836 ONLINE   Sooper-hanz

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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:25 PM

Irrelevent.

 

It is. My point is that Brizo feels the need to check if he is likely to be in the vicinity of snakes before going out. 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:26 PM

Saw one yesterday

About 6cm long.

I don't think DC and I would get on, I do just like a bit of a noise up though. Anything that gets us closer to a riot. Lovely.

 

That wasn't a snake. That was your penis. 


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:26 PM

Fuck has Ryan Jack got to do with this?

I don’t disagree with families living across the world and posting pictures of their kids birthday party etc so folk can see.

But it is the self indulgent shit of I’ve had a bad day pm me that fucks me off.

We all have bad days just phone your mate, nail a glass of wine or come on here and fire abuse at Millertime.

Nae need to be posting shit to hundreds of “friends” on Facebook.
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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:38 PM

It is. My point is that Brizo feels the need to check if he is likely to be in the vicinity of snakes before going out. 

 

 

You should be doing likewise in Scotland at the moment.


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Posted 25 May 2020 - 01:40 PM

Boy I hae on Facebook doing a 25 day push up challenge or some shite for some shite.

Fuckall to do with the fact he’s a fitness freak of course.
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