Betty Swallicks Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Automatic revolving doors that stop unless you are in the correct position. The one at Aberdeen Airport arrivals was a particular pain in the arse. You could always use the normal doors. I usually use the one down by the bar at ABZ. Saves you getting stuck behing some pap with loads of luggage or families in holiday mode.If it doesn't fit in a carry on rucksack and your nae emigrating its not worth taking. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 "The Deen" "Todders" Probably been mentioned here numerous times. Fucking bent 2 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Young lassie at the gym last night saying 'oh my days' over and over again. Must've been her new catchphrase. Horrific. Only a matter of time before the entire 'nae socks/transvestite eyebrows' young crew start saying it and i'll need to wear ear plugs when out and about. I hear the young uns at work refer to good stuff as 'sick.' Painful. Was also on a bus in town one evening and a young ned from Northfield was doing his very best to use Jamaican patois with no irony at all (eg. man needs to get spliff when he gets aff this bus - referring to himself) He needed shot in the throat. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 One had a massive nudger though that was so noticeable that you could make out the ridge on his helmet. His Mother really should have told him to change. Indecent exposure I'd say. Some lads arsehole will feel the full fury of that.Bigger cock than mine But he won't use it as well Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Wifies stopping their car dead at an empty/clear roundabout.Wifie driver (inc.my missus) who has to look the passenger in the eyes as she's driving and yapping. WTF are you doing? Look at the road please. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Bigger cock than mine But he won't use it as wellTotally volunteering to help^^ Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Wifies stopping their car dead at an empty/clear roundabout.Wifie driver (inc.my missus) who has to look the passenger in the eyes as she's driving and yapping. WTF are you doing? Look at the road please.And indicating left while approaching it because they're going straight on and not going round the roundabout. Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My gf just saw me exchanging pervy pictures of thon insta celebrities with a pal. Nothing serious, just a bit of buttock. Goes absolutely mental when I openly admitted I did that sort of thing. “My guy friends wouldn’t do that”. Asked her what the difference between doing that and watching porn was, didn’t have one. I’m still disgusting all the same. It appears that she has a warped view of that kind of thing. Perfectly natural I’d say. Ex GF Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Bloody should be Though I'd ride her SDB-90 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Young lassie at the gym last night saying 'oh my days' over and over again. Must've been her new catchphrase. Horrific. Only a matter of time before the entire 'nae socks/transvestite eyebrows' young crew start saying it and i'll need to wear ear plugs when out and about. I hear the young uns at work refer to good stuff as 'sick.' Painful. Was also on a bus in town one evening and a young ned from Northfield was doing his very best to use Jamaican patois with no irony at all (eg. man needs to get spliff when he gets aff this bus - referring to himself) He needed shot in the throat. I thought this was just australia. Fully sick! My daughter showed me some pictures from the recent Bucksburn Academy proms.... Infact proms.... Pet Hate. Fucking School Disco you stuck up cunts. The boys all looked like fucking benders with skin tight suit trousers, raised to half mast and no socks. Never seen so many Where's Wally lookalikes in one room. half mast used to be ultimate fashion faux pas in my youth....that and black shoes, white socks. I went in to buy a pair of jeans recently... I tried a pair on which were clearly too short for me. The shop assistant told me 'that's how they're meant to fit!' Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My daughter showed me some pictures from the recent Bucksburn Academy proms.... Infact proms.... Pet Hate. Fucking School Disco you stuck up cunts. The boys all looked like fucking benders with skin tight suit trousers, raised to half mast and no socks. Never seen so many Where's Wally lookalikes in one room.Agreed. Load of shite. The P7's in my wee laddies school have been fundraising for one all year, sponsored fucking shite, cake sales, scrounging wee cunts. Fuck knows what they need the fucking shekels for, I'm at least 20 down. Fucking Proms. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Agreed. Load of shite. The P7's in my wee laddies school have been fundraising for one all year, sponsored fucking shite, cake sales, scrounging wee cunts. Fuck knows what they need the fucking shekels for, I'm at least 20 down. Fucking Proms.Dad of the year. They'll only spend it on beer and fags at the prom. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 13, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 13, 2019 Bloody should be Though I'd ride her SDB-90You'd ride a frog if it stopped jump long enough... Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Young folk are the fucking pits - specifically 12-25 yr olds.The wee lassies with the Groucho Marx eye brows? Nae fucking socks as a fashion statement? Where the fuck did it all go wrong? Spoilt wee fucking brats the lot of them. A generation of mummys special unique little hero's.I also hate the noise they emit so stay away from shopping centres and city centres during daylight hours at all costs. I have a 3 month old loon so i'll need to get offshore or the jail during his teenage years cos I can only see my intolerance increasing.Don't get me started on the music they like - Gerry fucking cinnamon/Eddie fucking Sheering/Grime Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Young folk are the fucking pits - specifically 12-25 yr olds.The wee lassies with the Groucho Marx eye brows? Nae fucking socks as a fashion statement? Where the fuck did it all go wrong? Spoilt wee fucking brats the lot of them. A generation of mummys special unique little hero's.I also hate the noise they emit so stay away from shopping centres and city centres during daylight hours at all costs. I have a 3 month old loon so i'll need to get offshore or the jail during his teenage years cos I can only see my intolerance increasing.Don't get me started on the music they like - Gerry fucking cinnamon/Eddie fucking Sheering/Grime And that's where the simply red bit comes from @@Dad Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Be interesting to see the age demographic of the hat. Is everybody just an old bastard? Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Be interesting to see the age demographic of the hat. Is everybody just an old bastard?Moaning faced old bastards thanks very much. This pet hates thread is bringing them/us out. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Ach I don’t think grouchiness is actually correlated with age, bit of a myth. Think most Scottish men who are over the age of 25 are naturally miserable Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Ach I don’t think grouchiness is actually correlated with age, bit of a myth. Think most Scottish men who are over the age of 25 are naturally miserableMine is! I was happy go lucky in my youth. I spend more of my time looking for stuff to moan about these days, then do fuck all about it! Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Sign of the times hewey. Bloody smart phones and social media. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I daresay there was old cunts saying look at the nick of those wee mutants when me and my pals where 12/13 with our Caterpillar beets (aye the work-wear company) Nevica ski jaikets, and centre partings. I cant defend those abominations as fashion statements. We listened to banging tunes tho and loved a can of tennents and a tab as opposed to a fruity gin and some biff they've bought off the dark web with their ma's credit card. Young loons are soft as shit these days and no mistake. 1 Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I daresay there was old cunts saying look at the nick of those wee mutants when me and my pals where 12/13 with our Caterpillar beets (aye the work-wear company) Nevica ski jaikets, and centre partings. I cant defend those abominations as fashion statements. We listened to banging tunes tho and loved a can of tennents and a tab as opposed to a fruity gin and some biff they've bought off the dark web with their ma's credit card. Young loons are soft as shit these days and no mistake.Wonder what they'd make of my Bay City Rollers get up back in the 70's? Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Sign of the times hewey. Bloody smart phones and social media.Aye that's why I came off FB 2 years ago. I was raging 24/7. Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I daresay there was old cunts saying look at the nick of those wee mutants when me and my pals where 12/13 with our Caterpillar beets (aye the work-wear company) Nevica ski jaikets, and centre partings. I cant defend those abominations as fashion statements. We listened to banging tunes tho and loved a can of tennents and a tab as opposed to a fruity gin and some biff they've bought off the dark web with their ma's credit card. Young loons are soft as shit these days and no mistake.You know that every generation says this absolute excrement about the generation younger than them? I'm glad as fuck i'm not a youngster these days. It's a hard as fuck time to grow up. 2 Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 You know that every generation says this absolute excrement about the generation younger than them? I'm glad as fuck i'm not a youngster these days. It's a hard as fuck time to grow up. Trying to get a decent job, after leaving school or Uni, would be a nightmare right now. Seems like fewer opportunities and more competition than when I was young. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I'm glad as fuck i'm not a youngster these days. It's a hard as fuck time to grow up. All too worried about getting filmed on a smart phone while bleezing to enjoy themselves. Self obsessed wee fuds. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Trying to get a decent job, after leaving school or Uni, would be a nightmare right now. Seems like fewer opportunities and more competition than when I was young. Employment is at an all time high yi bam. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Trying to get a decent job, after leaving school or Uni, would be a nightmare right now. Seems like fewer opportunities and more competition than when I was young.Of course, there's so little manufacturing in the UK that they'll struggle to get decent jobs. And if you do get a job, you'll have to pay so much on rent (because all the selfish cunt baby-boomers who bought their first home for £10k, have an additional buy-to-let property they rent out, there-by increasing the cost of properties). You'll have no chance of getting an affordable council house either, as all the baby-boomers took the Tory bribe and bought their council houses (which the Tories and subsequently Labour failed to replace). 1 2 Link to comment
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