Pet Hates

[Don Fonte]

Cunts who's opening line in conversation is 'all set for Christmas?'

 

Groups of lads on a Christmas day out wearing Christmas jumpershopping thinking they're so crazy and funny.

[mcdougall(4)]

Cunts who think they are funny in their out of office

 

Do one you dick

[1903Fitba]

People who are ill

People who come in to work when ill coughing and spluttering over the place

People who continually tell you how sore their head is or how their cold is so bad

People that don’t take two headphones in with music full blast as a hint that you don’t want to chat

[Don Fonte]

People that dont take two headphones in with music full blast as a hint that you dont want to chat

Agreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation.

[mcdougall(4)]

Agreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation.

Sorry fella won't do it next time

[Don Fonte]

Sorry fella won't do it next time

You're OK. You bought me a can of warm beer from the trolley and then stroked my leg under the table when I pretended to sleep.

[mcdougall(4)]

You're OK. You bought me a can of warm beer from the trolley and then stroked my leg under the table when I pretended to sleep.

All travelers

[1903Fitba]

Agreed on this. Always happens on the train. Some prick sits across from you and tries to make conversation.

 

Never had this.

 

You must look soft.

[Don Fonte]

Never had this.

 

You must look soft.

I'm a beautiful specimen. Everyone wants to talk to me.

[manboobs109]

I've always wanted to smell like tigar balm, a toned down aftershavey version.

[shut up meg]

WRONG hanz you wee cunt.

 

Oranges, spices and sandalwood.

 

Have you run out of this pops?

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Minkers, without a doubt minkers are a pet hate of mine.

 

Just back from having to pay a visit to ASDA at the beach. Fuck me, it's like the bar scene in Star Wars with so many mutants and weirdos in there.

 

Pick of the bunch was the 'obese family' with mum and dad both in those little scooters and the two young kids waddling behind them.

 

How on earth they ever managed to have sex in the first place to have kids was my initial thought quickly followed by contemplating what sort of chance their offspring really have in life.

 

Quite depressing really when you think about it.

[manboobs109]

^ The spirit of Christmas right there

[cruzcampo3]

^ The spirit of Christmas right there

Minkers, without a doubt minkers are a pet hate of mine.

Just back from having to pay a visit to ASDA at the beach. Fuck me, it's like the bar scene in Star Wars with so many mutants and weirdos in there.

Pick of the bunch was the 'obese family' with mum and dad both in those little scooters and the two young kids waddling behind them.

How on earth they ever managed to have sex in the first place to have kids was my initial thought quickly followed by contemplating what sort of chance their offspring really have in life.

Quite depressing really when you think about it.

Some fatty to lazy to walk using those Scooter things and some war veteran with two sticks walks to ASDA every morning at opening time for his papers. Some s up this generation

[manboobs109]

^ war veteran might be a peado?

[heimin]

The phrases Do you know who I am? or Do you know who my ____ is? usually said by utter minkers, the latter by jumped up lassies. Fuck off.

[Betty Swallicks]

Joggers.

 

Blokes aged under 40 who say "I'm training for a 10k".

Blokes aged under 40 who are delighted with completing a 10k.

Its 6 mile ye pap not an ultra marathon.

[StandFree1982]

Give it a fucking rest with that 'wee' patter.

I'm over 6 foot tall and would destroy your old ass.

 

Anyway, festive salutations to you and yours matey ! Have a good one

[Bluto10]

^ Do 10k most days for a laugh

I dinna even stretch for a ten k.

 

And often have had 8+ pints\duvels the night before

 

:Only Young Once:

[RAZOR]

Joggers.

 

Blokes aged under 40 who say "I'm training for a 10k".

Blokes aged under 40 who are delighted with completing a 10k.

Its 6 mile ye pap not an ultra marathon.

Are ultra marathons cool?

[StandFree1982]

Quick response to that post there matey .

Been busy min. All that booze and food won't consume itself over xmas.

[The Boofon]

Are ultra marathons cool?

Depends how big and colourful a flag you wave while running.

[King Street Loon]

Are ultra marathons cool?

My uncle thought so.

He did them for fun.

[maryhilldon]

^ Do 10k most days for a laugh

I did 10k trying to catch a bus recently, wasn't even out of puff.

[alscotoz]

I did 10k trying to catch a bus recently, wasn't even out of puff.

 

Don't get out of bed for 10k

[reekie_dock]

My uncle thought so.

He did them for fun.

Did think you had a swipe oh Mo Farah

[Betty Swallicks]

Are ultra marathons cool?

 

No type of running is cool.

[King Street Loon]

Did think you had a swipe oh Mo Farah

My uncle would've pissed all over Mo.

[mcdougall(4)]

My uncle would've pissed all over Mo.

 

Deviant's corner for that chat

[mcdougall(4)]

not sure pet hate is strong enough for this cuntery

 

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