Poker

[Karl Fletcher]

I'd never move in with pocket ladies.

[Henry]

I'd never move in with ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[minijc]

Playing online the now, I get a pair of 7s, before I get a chance to bet two boys all in, so I folded (should I have played or wise move at that point) so anyways, show cards they have pair of 9s and pair of 8s, K 7 4 comes out then another 7 then 5, personally think i done the right thing given how early on in the tournament it is.

[fatshaft]

Playing online the now, I get a pair of 7s, before I get a chance to bet two boys all in, so I folded (should I have played or wise move at that point) so anyways, show cards they have pair of 9s and pair of 8s, K 7 4 comes out then another 7 then 5, personally think i done the right thing given how early on in the tournament it is.

easy fold

[minijc]

easy fold

Thought so, just annoying with hindsight (isn't everything though) currently just playing the odd freeroll getting myself back in to it after a while away.

[fatshaft]

Thought so, just annoying with hindsight (isn't everything though) currently just playing the odd freeroll getting myself back in to it after a while away.

Depends what site you're playing mini, only some sites have the cards set before they are dealt, others are consatntly shuffled, so if you'd called the deck might have come out different anyway.

[Redstar]

I might add Mini...asking Fatshaft about poker hands is a bit like asking Jim Leighton about quantum physics...totally pointless...Fatshaft is at a low point in his life...everyone has left him... all he has left are the cairds...and his golf bats

[fatshaft]

I might add Mini...asking Fatshaft about poker hands is a bit like asking Jim Leighton about quantum physics...totally pointless...Fatshaft is at a low point in his life...everyone has left him... all he has left are the cairds...and his golf bats

So which is it you gormless fucking spazzer? I don't know anything about cards, or spend all my time with cards? You can't even get an insult right cos you're such a retarded munkey gobbler.

[Redstar]

So which is it you gormless fucking spazzer? I don't know anything about cards, or spend all my time with cards? You can't even get an insult right cos you're such a retarded munkey gobbler.

You sound about 3/4 of a bottle too the bad...just cause all you have is the cairds...doesn't make you capable of seeing what they are shouting out too you...you're about 2 months away from a total breakdown

[fatshaft]

You sound about 3/4 of a bottle too the bad...just cause all you have is the cairds...doesn't make you capable of seeing what they are shouting out too you...you're about 2 months away from a total breakdown

I sound about 3/4 of a bottle also the bad?

 

doesn't make me capable of seeing what they are shouting out also you?

[Redstar]

I sound about 3/4 of a bottle also the bad?

 

doesn't make me capable of seeing what they are shouting out also you?

let me revise that...picking up on the spelling of too/to...you're about 1 month away from total breakdown...chill out Chief

[fatshaft]

let me revise that...picking up on the spelling of too/to...you're about 1 month away from total breakdown...chill out Chief

I can see why you would find that taxing. God knows how you'll get on when you have to start using 'two' as well

[fatshaft]

Anyway, another thread ruined by Redstar coming along wanking off on something of which he has no interest whatsoever. You must be very lonely.

[dervish]

Redstar your pish would drive anyone to a breakdown.

[dervish]

Playing online the now, I get a pair of 7s, before I get a chance to bet two boys all in, so I folded (should I have played or wise move at that point) so anyways, show cards they have pair of 9s and pair of 8s, K 7 4 comes out then another 7 then 5, personally think i done the right thing given how early on in the tournament it is.

 

Fatshaft and others know way more than me on these kinda things. But 7,7 is at best around 50/50 against one person with *any* cards higher than yours (never mind higher pair etc) against possibly two you'd be a serious underdog. Even with A,A against enough callers you'll be low % to win the hand.

 

>Handy Guide<

 

 

>Handy Calc to play stuff out<

[tightbreeks]

roulette is the only one that i've come away from the table with more than i started. i got 4 in a row putting all my chips covering 4 numbers with the 1 pile on the corners so i had a 1 out of 4 chance. after that, the gamblers all waited for me to put my chips down. dead jamesh bond likesh.

 

no skill, just pished luck.

 

it was sky city in auckland, folk just sit at the pokies there and the pubs all day, stuffing money in.

[minijc]

Ventured in to the cash games lastnight, had a mare after getting lucky and winning about

[Jones]

Where did you play, Gala?

 

Pretty clueless crowd in there; if you can stay sober enough it's definitely profitable, despite what others are saying, to play a 33/25 type style and own the majority of players there.

 

If there is still interest I'd be up for playing in a cash game format regular afc chat game. Pretty sure you can organise this format on Pokerstars via their Home Games feature. We could do a couple of hours coaching for anyone who is interested yet doesn't know the game, like lgir suggested earlier in the thread.

[Jones]

Ok, via Pokerstars HomeGames you can play cash tables, however the biggest blinds you can play are $0.50/$1. Still would be a good laugh? You can also play as small as 0.01/0.02 for people who want to learn. The max buy in is 100 big blinds so you'd start with $100 at 0.5/1 or $2 at 0.01/0.02. Any interest?

[minijc]

I was in G that the only place I go now especially since the new bouncers came in about, I find I'm getting in now even when burst simply because i've been going in alot when sober. One of the guys at the table had been in since 9am and it was the back of 5 when I was playing, ridiculous like.

[dervish]

Well folks, back on this game.

 

Folk online are utter shite at low levels at least. Just so confusing. Used to be a £2.50 sat you'd play mongs but then decent game after.

 

These days stupid coin toss turbos and just rampant randomness. Anyone getting any joy these days?

[ebbe]

Still doing aright dervish.

[dervish]

Still doing aright dervish.

 

Where do you play? What sorta games?

[ebbe]

Where do you play? What sorta games?

888 online, live g aberdeen, but I've been down to Dundee and Edinburgh a few times lately. Good money in all the monthly games varying from £57, to £110. Online $12 to $100.

[ebbe]

Never play cash, I've been burned a few times just Mtt's.

[Hannity]

Tony G needs to make a comeback.

[Poodler]

Poker

 

LOL