NSFW 18+ Spiken Sh*t

[fine-n-dandy]

True story ^^^^^

 

Edit ….. lol 2 up true story 

[cheesepipes]

4 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

But anyway

 

 

how many of you cunts got a BJ the nite without even ‘politely’ asking?

 

Nothing beats a completely unexpected BJ oot by fire at 11pm (in view of neighbours either side) after team making final 👍 

Jesus.

 

First time you've had your bobby sucked?

 

 

[fine-n-dandy]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Jesus.

 

First time you've had your bobby sucked?

 

 

First in about 7/8 weeks yeah. & very much unexpected 

😉🤷
 

Edit…. Bobby? Who/what the actual fk are you? Bobby? Seriously? Trying to sound ‘experienced’ at getting a gam but calling it that? 🤣

[aberdeen1970]

Wasn't expecting to read that fine n Dandy scored a header in the cup semi final thread 

[fine-n-dandy]

Just now, aberdeen1970 said:

Wasn't expecting to read that fine n Dandy scored a header in the cup semi final thread 

It was actually more enjoyable than the gam

[fine-n-dandy]

I do enjoy adding some tedium to the tedium. 
some are a wee bit jealous though 😉 all same.

a had a goooood nite xx

[Millertime]

20 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

This might seem funny/ridiculous but as I have said numerous times. She actually created her own account (with my suggestions of username) 100% off the back of you being a complete cunt 🤷 to extent of wishing death in a plane crash of me & another poster 🤔

It was a "freak yachting accident " and it was a quote from Blackadder, that I hoped you would have got!

[cheesepipes]

18 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

First in about 7/8 weeks yeah. & very much unexpected 

😉🤷
 

Edit…. Bobby? Who/what the actual fk are you? Bobby? Seriously? Trying to sound ‘experienced’ at getting a gam but calling it that? 🤣

It's not really that outlandish calling a cock a bobby.

 

 

 

[Roberto]

7 hours ago, Millertime said:

Haha, lovely stuff 

Then immediately onto afc chat

Lucky lady!

Hahahahahaahahha.

'I got a BJ, better tell the boys on the internets'.

'Lads lads lads I got a bj, I got it... yeah I did'.

I remember running to the lads when I got my first een... 22 years ago.

[Don Fonte]

42 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Hahahahahaahahha.

'I got a BJ, better tell the boys on the internets'.

'Lads lads lads I got a bj, I got it... yeah I did'.

I remember running to the lads when I got my first een... 22 years ago.

Didn't realise you were mid 40s bud. Looking good for it.

[Roberto]

3 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Didn't realise you were mid 40s bud. Looking good for it.

Easy paper round chief.

52 on my birthday.

Handsome for over 50, I know.

I got a bj 22 years ago just to let you know. Don... Don... got sucked off...

(What was his name).

John.

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Easy paper round chief.

52 on my birthday.

Handsome for over 50, I know.

I got a bj 22 years ago just to let you know. Don... Don... got sucked off...

(What was his name).

John.

Was he any good?

[Roberto]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Was he any good?

Completion is all that matters no?

[Don Fonte]

19 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Completion is all that matters no?

Depends who for.

[RAZOR]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Hahahahahaahahha.

'I got a BJ, better tell the boys on the internets'.

'Lads lads lads I got a bj, I got it... yeah I did'.

I remember running to the lads when I got my first een... 22 years ago.

SP/LY maybe? Sad enough to have known you that long 🤣

[fine-n-dandy]

2 hours ago, Roberto said:

Hahahahahaahahha.

'I got a BJ, better tell the boys on the internets'.

'Lads lads lads I got a bj, I got it... yeah I did'.

I remember running to the lads when I got my first een... 22 years ago.

Apparently guys are far better at it. Is that true?

[Roberto]

2 hours ago, RAZOR said:

SP/LY maybe? Sad enough to have known you that long 🤣

Na was before then. I was driving by that time.

Doubtful you'd know them in truth. They moved away.

John.

[Roberto]

2 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Apparently guys are far better at it. Is that true?

Yeah.... welcome to the party pal.

That joke was done.

Jesus.

[fine-n-dandy]

6 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Yeah.... welcome to the party pal.

That joke was done.

Jesus.

I quote/post as I scroll. 🤔 

[The Cockney Don]

2 hours ago, Arabian Knight said:

pipe doon u pissant lump o fuckin vermin scum filth..

You need a doing.

You shouldn't be on here.

[HaarDon]

5 hours ago, Roberto said:

I didn't see the game, and it's highly unlikely you did also given you hardly watch them and just say things for reaction 🤣.

Says this story telling cunt 😅😅😅

[Roberto]

3 hours ago, HaarDon said:

Says this story telling cunt 😅😅😅

Someone needs a hug.

[HaarDon]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

Someone needs a hug.

Yeah you apparently.

I'm doing really well for someone you find insignificant.

🤣

[Roberto]

11 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

Yeah you apparently.

I'm doing really well for someone you find insignificant.

🤣

We are all insignificant on here. Its a forum.

I hope you find inner peace.

Stop pretending you know me, and since you wouldn't shit it from me and want to act the haardman, approach me next time, say fit like. Until then... weesht.

Away back and play with your crayons for a while.

[HaarDon]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

We are all insignificant on here. Its a forum.

I hope you find inner peace.

Stop pretending you know me, and since you wouldn't shit it from me and want to act the haardman, approach me next time, say fit like. Until then... weesht.

Away back and play with your crayons for a while.

I'm not pretending I know you.

I'm stating you're a cunt.

You're an arsehole and depressing.

We get it, you aren't a happy person but it's not my fault my life is great and yours is evidently shit.

We can go on and on but nobody wins this you retard. You don't seem to understand that which is why, instead of obsessing about me, perhaps you should block me.

If I knew how to block you, i probably would because it's just a wee bit silly.

Any more stories to tell us so the other posters that you rely on can give you attention?

Just asking for a poster.

P.s. I am enjoying the fact that I seem to annoy you for someone so insignificant 😅

[Roberto]

2 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

I'm not pretending I know you.

I'm stating you're a cunt.

You're an arsehole and depressing.

We get it, you aren't a happy person but it's not my fault my life is great and yours is evidently shit.

We can go on and on but nobody wins this you retard. You don't seem to understand that which is why, instead of obsessing about me, perhaps you should block me.

If I knew how to block you, i probably would because it's just a wee bit silly.

Any more stories to tell us so the other posters that you rely on can give you attention?

Just asking for a poster.

P.s. I am enjoying the fact that I seem to annoy you for someone so insignificant 😅

So you don't know how to block me, but I'm the retard?

Fair.

P.S. Nice story...

[HaarDon]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

So you don't know how to block me, but I'm the retard?

Fair.

Another reply to me

😅😅😅

[Roberto]

33 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

Another reply to me

😅😅😅

Of course I'll reply. It's polite I guess.

I feel you believe deep down you bother me, I've been here many years... I know the game. You don't at all...

I reply to allow you to show yourself up, you're doing so... just, you ain't clever enough to realise it yet. It'll come in time I'm sure. You use the same words I use (despite apparently me having the obsession). I have managed to get you to tell stories now... something you criticise me for. The laughing smileys fool no one. 'Instead of obsessing over me'... erm... you responded to my post, remember? Crayon time yet?

Good luck in your quest blocking me (thanks for admitting that... the thought didn't cross my mind might I add, again cause you don't bother me...).

[HaarDon]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Of course I'll reply. It's polite I guess.

I feel you believe deep down you bother me, I've been here many years... I know the game. You don't at all...

I reply to allow you to show yourself up, you're doing so... just, you ain't clever enough to realise it yet. It'll come in time I'm sure. You use the same words I use (despite apparently me having the obsession). I have managed to get you to tell stories now... something you criticise me for. The laughing smileys fool no one.

Good luck in your quest blocking me (thanks for admitting that... the thought didn't cross my mind might I add, again cause you don't bother me...).

You know the game.

ffs what a baby.

Cool story though.

Another reply again. 😅😅😅

All hail roberto, king of forums.

[red kelly]

9 minutes ago, HaarDon said:

You know the game.

ffs what a baby.

Cool story though.

Another reply again. 😅😅😅

All hail roberto, king of forums.

most of them are just kids with egos to feed. 

me ,i couldnt give a shit.
am a clown one week ,a wanker the next, mentally ill the next and so on.
yet they continue to reply as we see time and again

just little children on a continual cock measuring exercise. not all of course, before one of the kids. gets triggered. 
just ignore, or wear it like some of us do.

not to be condescending, not my intention, just clearing the air.

back to my knitting.