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At St Basils in Moscow you can have your picture taken with a monkey, or many monkeys. There's a dude with a whole bunch of semi-feral monkeys....

 

The wife was talking to him while I was watching the dudes who are dressed as Marx, Czar Nicholas and Trotsky doing their thing.

 

Anyway, she comes over to me and says she's going to get a picture of her taken holding a monkey for like 10 or 15 bucks, I forget how much, so I go over and hand the guy the cash... then he loads all these other semi-feral monkeys onto the wife's head and shoulders, and starts demanding more cash.. like 10 or 15 buck per monkey.

 

"You can go and fuck yourself, you chancing twat" was my response, but he wasn't giving up... "You pay! You pay!" he's saying, and I'm all, "Get yourself to fuck. You're getting fuck all else aff me."

 

Meanwhile the monkeys are going fucking berserk on the wife, scratching and throttling and pulling her hair.. and she's all, "Just give him money and get these monkeys off me!" and I'm like, "Not a fucking chance. He's trying to fuck us over for cash money American."

 

Eventually I gave the guy the cash at the behest of my screaming wife, but generally I won't give in to these sorts of street-trading scam artists, but would sooner send them on their way with a size 12 boot clean up their jakey arses.

 

The wife being savaged by monkeys, though, that was a special case.

 

What I'm saying is... the guy with the monkeys... if you see him just know what his angle is beforehand. and secondly see if you can get about 60 bucks American off the cunt, because I havnae forgot the bastard owes me.

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The very same.

 

That's why I used an exclamation mark - I was somewhat stunned, I can tell you.

 

Edit - look at the photos and I think you'll have to agree

 

I was looking at a picture of the assembly of the SoL a couple days back and thought the very same thing.

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I was looking at a picture of the assembly of the SoL a couple days back and thought the very same thing.

 

Thought you were trying to take the piss whilst achieving an epic fail

 

The likeness is truly amazing - particularly seeing the 2 together like that - I wonder if the 2 photos were put together in that list on purpose?

 

I have to say that the statue aged better than Mr Presley though.

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Thought you were trying to take the piss whilst achieving an epic fail

 

The likeness is truly amazing - particularly seeing the 2 together like that - I wonder if the 2 photos were put together in that list on purpose?

 

I have to say that the statue aged better than Mr Presley though.

 

Looked back in my browser history to see if I could find the site I was checking out, and for some reason Monday is missing... It goes "Browsing History: Sunday: "Browsing History: Fuck you" Browsing History "Tuesday" Never seen that before.

 

Anyway, I found myself perusing some pretty amazing pictures, some of which I'll have to stick on here... and there in the middle of the list was the SoL... "Fuck me but that looks like Elvis" I thought. A couple of posts down someone has written, "Fuck me but that looks like Elvis".

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Looked back in my browser history to see if I could find the site I was checking out, and for some reason Monday is missing... It goes "Browsing History: Sunday: "Browsing History: Fuck you" Browsing History "Tuesday" Never seen that before.

 

 

Hmmm.

 

Suggests to me that you had a Bukkake day on Monday?

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More evidence that god doesn't exist.

 

If he did, he wouldn't fuck around.

 

Make me god and straight away I'm sending fictional Japanese monster, Gojira... Anglicised to 'Godzilla'... to stomp the place flat. , Of course, being god I would make Godzilla a real thing.

 

 

 

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First known photograph of people drinking beer... taken in Scotland.

 

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Communist being executed in Germany... giving no fucks at all.

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My favourite... Guy hanging by the neck... other guy thinks battering him with a picnic chair is somehow necessary at this point.

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Stonehenge before they fixed it some time in the 1800s

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Buran, The Soviet Space Shuttle. Built, never launched.

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Last known picture of Princess Di... that driver looks like he's in a bit of a panic.

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