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Desert Island Pish


Ke1t

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Haven't you ever heard of a helicopter or a plane and parachute?

 

I've heard of helicopters, planes and parachutes.

 

Depends how big the desert island is. If it's one of those with one palm tree and sharks circling it, I'd say you'd have to be a pretty experienced helicopter pilot to be able to let go of the controls, abandon the chopper, and land on the island all in one maneouvre.

 

The sharks would have you for breakfast.

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I've heard of helicopters, planes and parachutes.

 

Depends how big the desert island is. If it's one of those with one palm tree and sharks circling it, I'd say you'd have to be a pretty experienced helicopter pilot to be able to let go of the controls, abandon the chopper, and land on the island all in one maneouvre.

 

The sharks would have you for breakfast.

 

Well you could land a plane or a helicopter on water then use your hovercraft to get to the island.

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A book- Crime and Punishment

A movie- The Godfather Part II

An Album (or whatever the kids call it these days)- The Queen is Dead

one celebrity to keep you entertained- Ian Hislop

One sexual partner- Kelly Brook

Access to one (non rescue) website- youtube

one foodstuff- Steak

one drink- Carling

 

Iguana

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A book. The gardening year.

A movie. Castaway.

An Album (or whatever the kids call it these days) Elvis greatest hits.

one celebrity to keep you entertained. Jeremy Beadle.

One sexual partner. Nigella Lawson.

Access to one (non rescue) website. Google.

one foodstuff. Beef.

one drink. Rioja.

 

...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana. Iguana for the iguana milk.

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A book. The gardening year.

A movie. Castaway.

An Album (or whatever the kids call it these days) Elvis greatest hits.

one celebrity to keep you entertained. Jeremy Beadle.

One sexual partner. Nigella Lawson.

Access to one (non rescue) website. Google.

one foodstuff. Beef.

one drink. Rioja.

 

...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana. Iguana for the iguana milk.

 

What use would google be when you can't access any other sites you would search for.

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I can. They put games on google every now and again. Pacman was on a while back. Google have a different "google doodle" every day.

 

You should take back your criticism.

 

It wasn't criticism chief, was curiosity. But if out of all the websites in the world, one that occasionally allows you to play a game, or do a 'doodle' is what floats your boat, then who am I to argue!

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