Desert Island Pish

[The Boofon]

It wasn't criticism chief, was curiosity. But if out of all the websites in the world, one that occasionally allows you to play a game, or do a 'doodle' is what floats your boat, then who am I to argue!

 

 

I suggest you google "google doodles" before deciding if I have chose the wrong site.

 

Much more to google than just search engine and doodles. You don't even know what a google doodle is FFS.

[Sheep#1]

Still don't see how seeing 'google' written in fancy ways would keep you entertained on a desert island, but again, each to their own

[The Boofon]

Still don't see how seeing 'google' written in fancy ways would keep you entertained on a desert island, but again, each to their own

 

 

Have you ever clicked the "google written in a fancy way"?

 

You've just googled "google doodle" I know that much.

 

I could also check my emails with google and contact people through Google +.

 

I can watch videos.

 

I could check google maps and find out where the fuck the desert island is and "check in" on Google+.

 

That's a non rescue site aiding my rescue and within the rules. I'd be off the island within 48 hours.

 

What site did you pick?

[360]

Impressed by google doodles

[The Boofon]

Impressed by google doodles

 

 

RESCUED by Google Doodles.

[Pudgie]

A book - The Bible. I'm not religious, but I'd quite like to read it. And it's a whoore a size.

A movie - Airplane

An Album - Led Zep II

One celebrity to keep you entertained - Simon Baker

One sexual partner - My girlfriend (who is an avid lurker of this site (HIYA DARLING!)) But if I'm not allowed her... Olivia Wilde!

Access to one (non rescue) website - Facebook

One foodstuff - Chicken & Chorizo Paella

One drink - Pepsi

 

Who and what are they

 

...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana.

 

And I'd have the puppy.

[The Boofon]

A book - The Bible. I'm not religious, but I'd quite like to read it. And it's a whoore a size.

A movie - Airplane

An Album - Led Zep II

One celebrity to keep you entertained - Simon Baker

One sexual partner - My girlfriend (who is an avid lurker of this site (HIYA DARLING!)) But if I'm not allowed her... Olivia Wilde!

Access to one (non rescue) website - Facebook

One foodstuff - Chicken & Chorizo Paella

One drink - Pepsi

 

Who and what are they

 

...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana.

 

And I'd have the puppy.

 

[Pudgie]

Oi! Cunt. It's the only site I could think of where I could spik to all my buddies and family. Facebook's good if its used properly.

[The Boofon]

Oi! Cunt. It's the only site I could think of where I could spik to all my buddies and family. Facebook's good if its used properly.

 

 

Not according to Google.

[Pudgie]

Not according to Google.

If you're referring to google plus then I'm very aware that they'd disagree. But I'd rather speak to all of my friends and family than just the one that has it.

[The Boofon]

If you're referring to google plus then I'm very aware that they'd disagree. But I'd rather speak to all of my friends and family than just the one that has it.

 

 

I'm not referring to Google +.

[Pudgie]

I'm not referring to Google +.

You're like our own James Bond with your (in your best Sean Connery) shecrechy.

 

Tell us your google wisdom then!

[The Boofon]

You're like our own James Bond with your (in your best Sean Connery) shecrechy.

 

Tell us your google wisdom then!

 

 

Type "can I speak to all my friends and family on a desert island using facebook" on google and the second answer is Anchorman quotes.

 

That tells you how ridiculous a concept using Facebook on a desert island is.

 

It's not feasible. So much so it's not on Google.

[reekie_dock]

Predator

 

Deacon blue live

 

The old weather bird off BBC we the glasses and

massive tits

 

Kelly cuoco

 

Fillet steak

 

 

Leffe

[Poodler]

Deacon Blue ??

[BrianFaePerth]

If eh was balls deep in Kelly Cuoco, the music choice would be irrelevant.

[Poodler]

If eh was balls deep in Kelly Cuoco, the music choice would be irrelevant.

We'd all be delighted if you were on a desert island tbf

[DD1903]

 

Changing Mila Kunis for Margot Robbie

 

Shaky for Scarlett Johannson

 

Food - Phad Prik Gaeng and rice

 

Drink - Paulaner Hefe

You already switched mila for Marissa from my cousin vinnie

[BrianFaePerth]

We'd all be delighted if you were on a desert island tbf

Couple more months and that will be the case

[RAZOR]

A book - Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban

A movie - Catch Me If You Can

An Album - Wouldn't bother

one celebrity to keep you entertained - See above

One sexual partner - Hillary Duff

Access to one (non rescue) website - The Hat

one foodstuff - Black Pudding

one drink - Strawberry Yazoo

 

Who and what are they

 

...you can also have a puppy or a kitten or an iguana - Nit

[Pash]

A book - Bounce, still need to finish reading it
A movie - Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
An Album - Any AC/DC one all brilliant imo
One celebrity to keep you entertained - Slash (legend)
One sexual partner - Nicola Sturgeon
Access to one (non rescue) website - Miniclips
One foodstuff - Papa John's pizza
One drink - G&T

[ebbe]

A book - Bounce, still need to finish reading it

A movie - Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

An Album - Any AC/DC one all brilliant imo

One celebrity to keep you entertained - Slash (legend)

One sexual partner - Nicola Sturgeon

Access to one (non rescue) website - Miniclips

One foodstuff - Papa John's pizza

One drink - G&T

@@The Boofon

[Parklife]

Book: The complete works of Shakespeare

Movie: Stand By Me

Album: All Eyez On Me

Celeb: Stewart Lee

Sexual Partner: Una Healy

Website: twitter

Food: Pizza

Drink: Brewdog Elvis Juice

[maryhilldon]

Book: Outdoor Survival Handbook-Ray Mears

Movie: Life of Brian

Album: Ok Computer

Celeb: Billy Connelly

Sexual partner: Rachel Riley

Website: Youtube

Food: Chinese bbq ribs

Drink: Jack D

[RAZOR]

Billy Connelly? King of the Glesga banter and massive Tim?

 

Poke that.

[reekie_dock]

Billy Connelly? King of the Glesga banter and massive Tim?

 

Poke that.

He's got Parkinsons now anyway he wouldn't be much banter.

 

Make a cracking mojito though, every cloud in that...

[The Boofon]

@@The Boofon

 

Not sure what the @ is for.

 

 

Book - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

A movie - Life of Brian

An Album - Now thats what I call Classical

One celebrity to keep you entertained - Susan Sarandon

One sexual partner - Liv Tyler

Access to one (non rescue) website - Pornhub

One foodstuff - Salt and Vinegar Discos (grab bag version)

One drink - 12 year old Glenlivet.

[The Boofon]

He's got Parkinsons now anyway he wouldn't be much banter.

Make a cracking mojito though, every cloud in that...

[1903Fitba]

Book - Ally Beggs book - Kindling sorted

A movie - Lisa Ann's greatest scenes volume 2

An Album - above and beyonds acoustic one

One celebrity to keep you entertained - Steven hawkings

One sexual partner - dominika cibulkova

Access to one (non rescue) website - chat

One foodstuff - paella

One drink - water

[RAZOR]

He's got Parkinsons now anyway he wouldn't be much banter.

 

Make a cracking mojito though, every cloud in that...

He'd only have Jack Daniels on the island though. Idiot.