maryhilldon Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Rumps finished his shopping at Markies, And fumbled about for his car keys ,"I do like nice wine, And the food is divine,But you can't beat the cock of a darkie!"That would work better if it ended ' but you can't beat the cock of big darkies'.Send me my slice of the royalties, thanks. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Rumps finished his shopping at Markies, And fumbled about for his car keys ,"I do like nice wine, And the food is divine,But you can't beat the cock of a darkie!"?? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 That would work better if it ended ' but you can't beat the cock of big darkies'.Send me my slice of the royalties, thanks.Good point Sir. Cheque is in the post . Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Reekie Dock was feeling morose.But his wife cheered him up , what a rose !"I've bought you a bike,And those beers that you like,And a Mothercare voucher for clothes!" 1 Link to comment
tup Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Reekie dockIs a bit of a cock Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Condemned to do bird at Her Majesty's pleasurePoor wee Tuppy now had no time for leisureHis crime? though not serious, was said to be larcenyFor the next 3 months he took it up the ars-enyDuring this time while they raided his cavityTup thought to himself "I'm not made for captivity"Upon leaving the jail to the guard he did say;"I'm going to come back and sort you out some day - I care not for your secret handshakes"To which the guard replied;"Awa hame ye wee shite and eat yer findus crispy pancakes" I like it. Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 His name is tupHe's on the up 2 Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Reekie dockIs a bit of a cock Tick Tock goes the clockYep, he's still a bit of a cock Finish your limericks properly man. Link to comment
V for Vendetta Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 That would work better if it ended ' but you can't beat the cock of big darkies'.Send me my slice of the royalties, thanks. Surely it should be "but you can't beat the cocks of 2 darkies" runs better. Link to comment
tup Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Tick Tock goes the clockYep, he's still a bit of a cock Finish your limericks properly man.I wasn't writing a limerick, merely stating a fact. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Boof jumped in the cupboard through fear,His wife said "You have no idea ,He gets these flashbacks,At the drop of a hat, It's a 'mare when we go to Ikea !" 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Razor and Dave_min were countin',The miles on their bikes, hearts were poundin',"When we get to the top,Stick yer cock in my gob,And pretend that we're on Brokeback Mountain ." Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Razor and Dave_min were countin',The miles on their bikes, hearts were poundin',"When we get to the top,Stick yer cock in my gob,And pretend that we're on Brokeback Mountain ."Lies. My Garmin counts for me, and it does it in km. I assume @@E-P-K is dead. Shame, he seemed a decent cunt. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Lies. My Garmin counts for me, and it does it in km. I assume @@E-P-K is dead. Shame, he seemed a decent cunt.What was EPK up to? Never mentioned anything. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Reekie Dock was feeling morose.But his wife cheered him up , what a rose !"I've bought you a bike,And those beers that you like,And a Mothercare voucher for clothes!"Your wasted in here Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Lies. My Garmin counts for me, and it does it in km. I assume @@E-P-K is dead. Shame, he seemed a decent cunt.Cheers for the Kudos. Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 I cut the trip short. 37 degree heat is/was too much for me. Outstanding views and experience. Now on the Cervezas. Grande. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 13, 2017 Author Share Posted October 13, 2017 Your wasted in hereJust 'avin a laugh matey . ? Link to comment
dave_min Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Cheers for the Kudos.Pleasure. The bike you had looked mildly pornographic. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Reekie dockIs a bit of a cockYou love a bit oh cock Link to comment
E-P-K Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Pleasure. The bike you had looked mildly pornographic.Will send you my Canyon Aeroad nudes when I get hone. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 Old Bluto of tear ups was king,And after a few he did sing,"This might be quite sick,But for my next trick,A fish will hang out of my ring !" Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 ^^^. Not today mate, only solids passing my mouth will be cheese; been liquid all the way so far Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 14, 2017 Author Share Posted October 14, 2017 recommend a decent german beer bluts? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Was that nae Andre Agassi?? Nah, it's Wagner Reekie dockIs a bit of a cockWhich bit? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Who wins: Meltdown of the year Girning cunt of the year Pun of the year That's all EVERYONE (MT™) cares about Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Oh and BEDWETTER (MT™) of the year Link to comment
shut up meg Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 recommend a decent german beer bluts? I'm not big on the beer game but last week I had a few bottles of Franziskaner Hefe-Weisse Dunkel Beer. ABV 5%Very nice! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 recommend a decent german beer bluts?Konig LudwigWeihenstephaner PaulanerFranziskaner -Hefe or Kristal style My favs are Weinhestephsn Vitus&Schneider Hopnweisse Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 the two favs of mine are circa 8% and in pints, packing more punch.For proper boozers only Link to comment
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