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Poster Of The Year


Sooper-hanz

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Condemned to do bird at Her Majesty's pleasure

Poor wee Tuppy now had no time for leisure

His crime? though not serious, was said to be larceny

For the next 3 months he took it up the ars-eny

During this time while they raided his cavity

Tup thought to himself "I'm not made for captivity"

Upon leaving the jail to the guard he did say;

"I'm going to come back and sort you out some day - I care not for your secret handshakes"

To which the guard replied;

"Awa hame ye wee shite and eat yer findus crispy pancakes"

 

 

I like it.

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