Durrant Dived Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Great minds Boof. Get a room. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Jealousy. You’ll get on well with @@maryhilldon Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fat people who slag drug addicts 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fat cunts that order a Maccy D’s with a diet drink.You’re only kidding yersel... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Asian Porn. You always ALWAYS have to have a quick check to see if the bird has a cock. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake Just awkward Guy I know always leans into a handshake for the shoulder bump. I'm not doing that. I'm never doing that. Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 3, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 3, 2019 Guy I know always leans into a handshake for the shoulder bump. I'm not doing that. I'm never doing that. Is that wanky Yankee pish or is that a "thing" round the world? Yanks are very touchy feely Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake Just awkwardNot as bad as receiving a limp handshake. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Is that wanky Yankee pish or is that a "thing" round the world? Yanks are very touchy feely I suspect it's an Alpha Bro thing, like the chest bump. I'm not doing that. A firm handshake and sensible eye contact. Maybe a slight nod of the head... that's all that's required. Yanks are touchy feely, though. I don't think I'd hugged another human being till I moved here. They're all about hugs. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Not as bad as receiving a limp handshake.I'm big on this. A strong handshake is essential. I don't command respect just by entering a room at 5,7 and built like a 7 year old loon but a firm handshake is a good start to make folk notice you. I see Love Island is now on. Idiots watched by idiots 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fucking hate love island. And the cunts who yearn to be like the folk in it(soul bar types) Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fucking hate love island. And the cunts who yearn to be like the folk in it(soul bar types) Folk who say shit like this. I don't hate love island because I've never watched it, nae hard is it. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The first guy who appeared on it is called Anton. A fine forklift driver through diversity. Link to comment
Zeus Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Folk who say shit like this. I don't hate love island because I've never watched it, nae hard is it. Wife puts it on every night...souls full o bellends Link to comment
Fridge Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Folk sending you emails at work that could be resolved within 1 second. “Hi Fridge, justWondering what you think about this and would it be alright or some shit.” Just stick your heid round the door and 99.9% of the time I will say yes. Hi yeah think that shouldbe fine. About a million emails to get through do not give a flying fuck if you need to fuck off early for a dentist appointment. Unless it is going to cause me any hassle do what you want. Get the job done when it needs to be otherwise knock yourself out. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Wife puts it on every night...souls full o bellends Get her telt min. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 I've gained a new pet hate recently. People Pretending via YouTube comments to have been in the Army. Then a ream of fucking spastics saying "Thank you for your service" That's a Yank thing. You got paid to do a job and you carried a gun. Big fuckin whoop. Plumbers are up to their elbows in shite every day so that we don't have to live like Middle Easterners and shit in the street. Thank the fucking plumbers for their service. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Pricks who walk about in shorts when its freezing,just to show aff the shit ink work on their legs. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 That's a Yank thing. You got paid to do a job and you carried a gun. Big fuckin whoop. Plumbers are up to their elbows in shite every day so that we don't have to live like Middle Easterners and shit in the street. Thank the fucking plumbers for their service.Took an internal flight from Atlanta to Orlando a few years back and there were a couple of Army guys on the plane.Before we were allowed to get off the plane the captain was over the tannoy thanking the guys for their service and there was much cheering,clapping and hollering... Mentalists Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Load of shit. Could work in the office and never even see a photo of a war zone and still you're revered for putting your life on the line. I served my country for 20 years. You did a public service job like the rest of us. Patriotism is a strange thing Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Golf fans that shout "Get in the Hole" when someone's just hit the ball from 500 yds away.No wonder Dustin Johnson chinned one of them the other week. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Surely everyone says Lidls.I don’t. It’s Lidl. Tesco. ASDA. Sainsbury’s is allowable. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I'm an Asdas, Tescos, Aldis man. Don't really know why. Link to comment
Torry Tosser Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 I don’t. It’s Lidl. Tesco. ASDA. Sainsbury’s is allowable.What about Boots.. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 When you go to shake some cunts hand and they try to fist bump(?) or give you the high five type shake Just awkward What about this? FFS. https://www.bankwest.com.au/personal/payments-services/wearables/bankwest-halo-nfc-ring Link to comment
NEM Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Folk sending you emails at work that could be resolved within 1 second. “Hi Fridge, justWondering what you think about this and would it be alright or some shit.” Just stick your heid round the door and 99.9% of the time I will say yes. Hi yeah think that shouldbe fine. About a million emails to get through do not give a flying fuck if you need to fuck off early for a dentist appointment. Unless it is going to cause me any hassle do what you want. Get the job done when it needs to be otherwise knock yourself out. Clock watchers at work a pet hate. Bore off you cunts Link to comment
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