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[Fridge]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You seem sensitive, Fridge. 

Not at all that’s why I found it a bizarre comment! I just say it like I see it as does everyone here,

I’m nae some Mumsnet snowflake but if he thinks that, each to their own.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Putting Bebo in an awkward position if the police get in touch with him. 

Poor. 

He's had enough practice.

[minijc]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

The conflict-coveter coveting on a Saturday night after a whole day on the piss, imbibing wankery pish (that was marketed and designed to appeal to people like him) instead of having great sex and nailing a girl with a tremendously healthy attitude towards it as most good men would prefer to do. That's not just poor, it's tragic. 

Can't really say that beer is wanking when you quaff whisky in such a snobby manner. 

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Not at all that’s why I found it a bizarre comment! I just say it like I see it as does everyone here,

I’m nae some Mumsnet snowflake but if he thinks that, each to their own.

You're just a bit dramatic and then get all offended when someone points it out. That's all. 

[DD1903]

13 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Not at all that’s why I found it a bizarre comment! I just say it like I see it as does everyone here,

I’m nae some Mumsnet snowflake but if he thinks that, each to their own.

I'm saying your posts are over the top. For example - 

'Chaos!'

 

'no one cares anymore' (over and over). 

[DD1903]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You're just a bit dramatic and then get all offended when someone points it out. That's all. 

Yes! Dramatic is a fine way of putting it. Like a mumsnet poster 

[minijc]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Wrong spy min mini. I don't drink whisky that often but enjoy it when I do and have been around long enough to know what I like. Men drink whisky. Faggots and mutants drink craft wankery. 

Can recommend you some good craft stouts, mon join us poncey mutants.

[Fridge]

Maybe I dramatise things for in my head comic affect but I don’t think I need to take a break! If anything that was over dramatic. Anyway no hard feelings.

In other news has Moobs been arrested yet.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, minijc said:

Can recommend you some good craft stouts, mon join us poncey mutants.

This one I had yesterday was lovely: 

[minijc]

Lovely stuff Parko!!!

[Fridge]

25 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

I'm saying your posts are over the top. For example - 

'Chaos!'

 

'no one cares anymore' (over and over). 

You are completely wrong there. It’s other people that say chaos about me. I can’t remember ever using that term but I also post a lot of shite whilst pished so you can maybe prove me wrong.

 

 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

You are completely wrong there. It’s other people that say chaos about me. I can’t remember ever using that term but I also post a lot of shite whilst pished so you can maybe prove me wrong.

 

 

Pretty sure you said it was chaos when everyone was quickly downing shots before the the pubs closed. 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Is it acceptable to grass if your neighbour is a hun and you know his pals are too? 

I’d say it’s your duty 

[Fridge]

Fuck knows, it’s chaos this thread has turned into. I don’t have a problem with anyone on here or in life, just here for a laugh. If folk don’t like me block me!

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You talking to me?

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Fuck knows, it’s chaos this thread has turned into. I don’t have a problem with anyone on here or in life, just here for a laugh. If folk don’t like me block me!

Absolute carnage Fridgemeister.

[DD1903]

On 11/8/2020 at 1:54 PM, Fridge said:

Yeah but you can only have two beers inside if you have a substantial meal but can tank whatever you want outside. Where the fuck is that logic. 
 

Was utter chaos yesterday with folk destroying as much nips as they could in their two hour time slot. 

 

On 11/14/2020 at 1:43 PM, Fridge said:

It probably is as the pub wants cash and folk know they have a limited timescale to drink.

If they just let folk drink normally and ensure social distancing it is safer than folk nailing nips. Similiar thing with football busses, if you were allowed a few cans most folk would be fine , instead folk are nailing  bottles of vodka in Diet Coke bottles and complete chaos.

 

On 11/16/2020 at 5:27 PM, Fridge said:

Because it will be mental in the bars that are open and folks houses and guaranteed chaos.

If you say so, @Fridge

(That was just until mid November)

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

Fuck knows, it’s chaos this thread has turned into. I don’t have a problem with anyone on here or in life, just here for a laugh. If folk don’t like me block me!

Is anyone saying they don't like You Fridgeo?  You're being a tad dramatic,  not like you at all. ?

[DD1903]

12 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Pretty sure you said it was chaos when everyone was quickly downing shots before the the pubs closed. 

Correct 

[maryhilldon]

3 minutes ago, DD1903 said:

 

 

If you say so, @Fridge

? Good work. 

[Parklife]

Guinness is a poor stout. A drink for unthinking morons  

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Parklife said:

Guinness is a poor stout. A drink for unthinking morons  

If it was good enough for Ronnie Drew and the lads, it’s good enough for moi.

[Fridge]

Fair enough! My life is actually “chaos” but I don’t mean anyone harm! 
 

Anyway is Moobs in jail yet?

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

If it was good enough for Ronnie Drew and the lads, it’s good enough for moi.

It's decent enough. I enjoy it. 

I just wanted the pub bore to give us 100 words on why it's better and why he's smarter than everyone else. 

Mission accomplished. 

[The beard of mcinnes]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Why does it have to be a mnemonic? 

Are you actually that dumb?

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, frankie_mac's_4 said:

Is this a genuine group manboobs? Like official?

Facebook thing innit. I get the reports off my mum

[The beard of mcinnes]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Stout just isn't a thing, unless it's proper Guinness in proper Ireland. 

Improper Ireland being where exactly?

[manboobs109]

Guinness is class. You craft beer fucking weirdos need to shut your fucking holes. 

[The beard of mcinnes]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I would add that I don't drink Guinness anywhere other than Eire and therefore very rarely drink stout. It's not a volume market in the UK but I can see that the craft stouts and beers will eat into the canned beer markets for a few years yet. At the price they're flogging though, it can't sustain.

Oh my

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, The beard of mcinnes said:

Are you actually that dumb?

You are the person who needs your instructions from the government in catchy slogans.