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Salad cream is fucking vile.

 

One of my ex's once tried to feed me carrots dipped in salad cream as a snack.

 

The relationship fell apart from that point onwards.

 

All to do with the salad cream?  I've started to doubt you now Parkie, for the first time ever.  I'll need more detail to reconsider.

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I must agree

 

HP Brown sauce is not far behind

 

Brown / HP / Daddies - gads min.

 

There is no condiment I don't like

 

or foodstuff of any type maybe?

 

Not a fan of pickle or relish, also

 

British muck

 

Branston Pickle is good on an egg banjo.

 

Mustard is the worst condiment. No question. Vile stuff

 

English mustard is superb.

 

 

I could also live life without tomato sauce / ketchup - hardly ever use it.

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Brown / HP / Daddies - gads min.

 

 

or foodstuff of any type maybe?

 

 

Branston Pickle is good on an egg banjo.

 

 

English mustard is superb.

 

 

I could also live life without tomato sauce / ketchup - hardly ever use it.

mayo

&

mustard

is all you need

for the everyday cooking \ eating condiments

 

tom k is for children

&

salad cream is for minks

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Hierarchy of condiments and sauce as follows

 

Top tier

 

HP sauce

English mustard

Horse Raddish

Mayonnaise

 

Mid tier

 

Vinegar

Worcestershire sauce

Tartar sauce

 

Bottom tier

 

Tomato sauce

Bbq sauce

French mustard

Sweet chilli sauce

 

Saville tier

 

Salad cream

I like a good splash of Tabasco, where does that come in the hierarchy? :itch-chin:

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Basically his ex lad came on his face and he didn’t like it.

 

Swap carrot for cock and salad cream for spunk and you have the correct details

Basically his ex lad came on his face and he didn’t like it.

 

Swap carrot for cock and salad cream for spunk and you have the correct details

You still here, Tall Paul? I thought it'd all got too much for you and you'd fucked off to the big (made-up)rave in the sky, you fucking fantasist.

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