Pet Hates

[maryhilldon]

No chance! Bloody lesbians.

[The Boofon]

No chance! Bloody lesbians.

 

 

Sisters probably. I'm just watching.

[Poodler]

Liverpool fc

[Studebaker-90]

Sisters probably. I'm just watching.

Never thought I’d say this but can I hear more from boof please?

[reekie_dock]

Did it in Cardiff a few years ago after taking a paranoid wobble and ended up KO’d in a building site completely covered in mud. Woke up in Cardiff Hospital high dependency ward thinking I was getting pinned down and beaten up by the dibble. Was actually hospital security pinning me down to the bed while getting sedative injections.

 

Bag content estimate 2.5-3G of kikaine laced with ket.

 

My mates were contacted through my hotel room key card via the dibble and the hotel.

 

 

Fair weekend that.

 

@@reekie_dock.

[Poodler]

Liverpool, Chelsea, West Ham fans and Aberdonian Spurs fans

Aberdonian spurs fans - that's a weird bunch

[1903Fitba]

Tradesmen that sing/have radio 1 on when in your house doing work.

[manboobs109]

Tradesmen that sing/have radio 1 on when in your house doing work.

'Tradesmen' FFS calm doon Hyacinth

[manboobs109]

^ usually just bung the Happy Mondays on the sound cube Mobs. By the time Dennis and Lois comes on I pretend to need more bonding and fuck off for a pint

[1903Fitba]

'Tradesmen' FFS calm doon Hyacinth

Arsed. Amount the cunts charge I should be able to pick the music.

 

Fucking Radio 1.

[StandFree1982]

Coming in at 9 and the keen beans looking at you and muttering because you don't start early.

 

Anyone else's work have that culture? As in let's all race to see who can be in the office first?

 

When I worked nhs I used to be in early and would often help. Fuck doing it for a private company though. Who cares that much about spreadsheets etc?

 

We have a guy who comes starts at 8am, but comes in at 7-7:15am. I genuinely don't understand it. he still leaves at 4:30 as he is contracted to do, so why the fuck would you want to start 45 minutes early? weirdos. 

[Betty Swallicks]

Tradesmen that sing/have radio 1 on when in your house doing work.

 

Radio 1

[Betty Swallicks]

The Strongbow advert with the two brewdog types singing.

 

More an advert for glassing than cider.

[manboobs109]

Arsed. Amount the cunts charge I should be able to pick the music.

 

Fucking Radio 1.

Well pick the music then

[The Boofon]

We have a guy who comes starts at 8am, but comes in at 7-7:15am. I genuinely don't understand it. he still leaves at 4:30 as he is contracted to do, so why the fuck would you want to start 45 minutes early? weirdos.

Train times? Car share?

 

Could be a number of factors.

 

Seat sniffing favourite.

[Chewie37]

Jeezo Chewie, chillax bro.

  

One too many sleepless nights. haha. 

 

Old chilled Chewie has flipped. 

 

Shoulda got some cats.

 

Meh, it’s a build up of these cretins doing the same thing again and again and again.......gggrrrrrrr

 

Also today’s pet Hate is folk using American spelling/phrases when they aren’t American.........it really grinds my gears

[maryhilldon]

 

 

 

Also today’s pet Hate is folk using American spelling/phrases when they aren’t American.........it really grinds my gears

Word

[BrianFaePerth]

As do those who "reach out"

[Chewie37]

British pseudo hippies who say “duuuuuude”, just fuck off you greasy cunt

[alscotoz]

These born and bred scousers should know better

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrZlWw8Di10

[StandFree1982]

Train times? Car share?

 

Could be a number of factors.

 

Seat sniffing favourite.

No, he drives in himself. 

[The Boofon]

No, he drives in himself.

Drops wife off. Drops kids off at school.

[daytripping]

Maybe delivers food to homeless people early on or goes in early to do extra unpaid work for his co-workers who are struggling with workloads.

[StandFree1982]

Drops wife off. Drops kids off at school.

 

No.

 

• No Kids.
• His wife and him use separate cars. 
• The other day, she was even on holiday so there was no excuse for being early and he was in an HOUR early. 

 

Are you someone who starts work way earlier than contracted as well? hence why you're defending this weird behaviour? 

[StandFree1982]

Drops wife off. Drops kids off at school.

 

Drops kids off at school? before 7am? That would make him even more of an animal. 

 

"Don't worry kids, the doors will be open in another 90 minutes."

[Foster14]

Are you someone who starts work way earlier than contracted as well? hence why you're defending this weird behaviour? 

 

Depends what they do, but doesn't seem that weird to me...

[The Boofon]

No.

 

• No Kids.
• His wife and him use separate cars.
• The other day, she was even on holiday so there was no excuse for being early and he was in an HOUR early.

Are you someone who starts work way earlier than contracted as well? hence why you're defending this weird behaviour?

No. Just don’t think it’s as weird as you think. In early, fuck about online, coffee and generally do fuck all. Also beats traffic.

[daytripping]

Aye there's always someone who loves an early start and prides themselves on being in at 7....I'm the type who gets out my scratcher after the last snooze hit on my alarm, usually get in with a minute to spare and chew extra strong mints all the way to work.

 

Works for me. 

[daytripping]

BTW Thank you jesus for the day off, your sacrifice was well worth it, top man.

[DD1903]

Drops kids off at school? before 7am? That would make him even more of an animal.

 

"Don't worry kids, the doors will be open in another 90 minutes."

He goes in early to pick up the slack of those who continually question why he is in early/post on the internet