cheesepipes

We all hold our local supermarket dear to our heart. Until, like Asda fucking Dyce they move everything around for no apparent reason. Wanks.

The Asda is vast and luxurious.

She's worth a blast up the Balti Boulevard.

They been fucked off already?

The first 4 are all absolute classics. Brian listens to complete drivel and talks it twice as much. He's currently trying to force himself to like Parkway Drive while wearing Billabong flip flops.

Who the fuck is walking into or back from town to BOD,Dyce, Boxy unless you're on Ectos. You won't even get to Tilly from the back of Bucksburn in 30 mins let alone town.

As bent as I first thought it as all the yaa yaa's made such an effort to tell you they'd just had it I'm big into the avocado game for breakfast. Basically guacamole on a crumpet most days, poached egg on top sometimes, if I'm flush Smoked Salmon, which I hated until only recently. If living in a Stewart Milne new build in the suburbs with my 2.4 children....lol didn't shatter my R n R credentials then this surely will. Washed down with a pint of straight Jack Daniels.

I've used Uber a few times, usually in Glasgow......more often than not the fare is more than normal taxis. But I'm pished and I click it anyway. I enjoy following the dot on the map.....I'm still a novice.

I could see the satisfaction of blowing leaves into your neighbours garden when he or she is out to work.

It was a tremendous bar meal to be fair and his involvement may have contributed to that. I just hope he wears a full body net.

A man from Bridge of Don with learning difficulties and terrible skin. He prepared my food yesterday so it seems.

If you want to annoy the woofters then look no further than the Ford F250 mega raptor. Camo wrap, Dixie Rebel Flag on the roof I think this is where you want to be. It's certainly not a Ssanagyong whatever the fuck that is. The Megaraptor probably orders them for a starter at the Chinkie.

Bet that cunt was involved in the Mushy Peas fiasco. I'd say 4 portions to a tin, 15 pounds ish. Tin available for around 50p. I understand markup etc, paying to "rent" a space in their establishment waffle waffle etc etc but that took the piss. I'll be taking my own next time. Is him working in catering some sort of long winded Make a Wish type deal they've been conned into since 1989.

Don't tell me that man was near my food preparation.

I could imagine Top G Cobra Tate driving around in a modified one when it gets a bit icy. Rounding up all tha bitches.