muttonhumper Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Take that back immediately. Did! Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 3 hours ago, muttonhumper said: Well, was bit tongue in cheek. They are everywhere here in Cyprus, and did encounter a few yesterday on the beachfront on my daily morning exercise. Couple of v friendly meowers, but I can;t get too friendly as allergic to the fuckers. They were brought to the island to eradicate snakes, but population has exploded nae handy. I have friends who are involved daily, herding up strays to hack their bollocks off / tie their tubes. Ridiculous amount of work they do. Many rescues end up strangely on a plane for adoption in Sweden and Germany. Problem here, the kittens can get pumped at 4 or 5 months old, then subsequently pluff oot another 10 of the wee fuckers. Oot of control. Imported by Turks for their kebab shops. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Watched a dude in Kelvingrove Park the other day. Nice wee Marshall practice amp hooked up to a car battery Similar to what you describe, 12 bar blues and some bluegrass as well. Had a wee audience watching . Nice sunny day. Great vibe. Id have given him a coupe of quid but I generally don't carry cash. . Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 I see theres a romanian wifie (professional beggar*) still begging on union street. Can the cops not lift her and deport the whole lot of them? She lives in a flat in torry paid for by us. As does her massive family. I can handle them being here but dont just beg you fucking smelly mutants. (*loved that Tori Amos banger) Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 35 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Theres an unassuming busker on Union Street around the UT Bridge area. Playing a selection of bluesy rock riffs etc and much more worthy of a pound than any of those filthy Romanian cockroaches. Plugged in amped up ready to rock. Id expect the maggots of ABZ to mostly ignore him. I heard him the other week....in Waterstones doorway...very good ? Stevie Ray Vaughanesque? Link to comment
jamiesd Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 38 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Watched a dude in Kelvingrove Park the other day. Nice wee Marshall practice amp hooked up to a car battery Similar to what you describe, 12 bar blues and some bluegrass as well. Had a wee audience watching . Nice sunny day. Great vibe. Id have given him a coupe of quid but I generally don't carry cash. . He probably had contactless Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, jamiesd said: He probably had contactless Aye, or set up a direct debit. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Some East European tramp said to me in Sauchiehall St , when I told them I had no change " There's a cash machine over there, outside Tesco" . Link to comment
jamiesd Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Some East European tramp said to me in Sauchiehall St , when I told them I had no change " There's a cash machine over there, outside Tesco" . I have had that outside Sainsbury's next to Mcginty's.....cheeky sod. i just popped in and bought a whoopsie 5p sandwich and gave him it.....he wasn't impressed...Cant Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Lazy cunts. Looking back I wish id have given him directions to the nearest job centre. Im always thinking up great comebacks retrospectively. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 16 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Got a lovely soft tone. Was left with the impression,if he had a sultry chick?..throwing in the odd vocal...? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 47 minutes ago, Misers Hill said: Stevie Ray Vaughanesque? Who the fuck is Stevie Ray? Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Lazy cunts. Looking back I wish id have given him directions to the nearest job centre. Im always thinking up great comebacks retrospectively. There is nothing worse than this. When 2 hours after an event that has fucked you off you think of a hilarious comeback to destroy the perpetrator. Then you contemplate going back to find them but realise the moment has gone. Ah no. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Good at killing Steve Irwin ?? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Stevie Ray? Great Hacienda classic by A Guy Called Gerald Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Who the fuck is Stevie Ray? Sounded sad upon the radio. Moved a million hearts in mono. That cunt. Link to comment
NEM Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Simply Red said: I see theres a romanian wifie (professional beggar*) still begging on union street. Can the cops not lift her and deport the whole lot of them? She lives in a flat in torry paid for by us. As does her massive family. I can handle them being here but dont just beg you fucking smelly mutants. (*loved that Tori Amos banger) Can she play guitar? Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly,And the spiders from Mars. He played it left handBut made it too farBecame the special man, then we were Ziggy's band. Bowie sang some amount o shite. Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 11:40 AM, Sooper-hanz said: Aye, or set up a direct debit. Try asking for his account details Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 10:56 AM, cheesepipes said: Theres an unassuming busker on Union Street around the UT Bridge area. Playing a selection of bluesy rock riffs etc and much more worthy of a pound than any of those filthy Romanian cockroaches. Plugged in amped up ready to rock. Id expect the maggots of ABZ to mostly ignore him. I think he works in Books n Beans. Or did. Nice guitar Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/29/2020 at 9:19 PM, Poodler said: I think he works in Books n Beans. Or did. Nice guitar Mental weather. Soul bar and Numbet 10s shut. Only beers out the back of Dutch Mill. Link to comment
Laichomoray Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 On 10/27/2020 at 12:22 PM, Sooper-hanz said: Who the fuck is Stevie Ray? blues legend min 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 13 minutes ago, Laichomoray said: blues legend min ? Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: It was forecast. Which is why we walked the dogs early. Only men going out to pubs in this are desperately lonely. Enjoy your pint @Fridge 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: It was forecast. Which is why we walked the dogs early. Only men going out to pubs in this are desperately lonely. or the thirsty Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 36 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Enjoy your pint @Fridge I’m fine thanks.! They will never never throw me out of here! Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 56 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Enjoy your pint @Fridge I’m fine thanks.! They will never never throw me out of here! Link to comment
NEM Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 3 hours ago, Fridge said: Mental weather. Soul bar and Numbet 10s shut. Only beers out the back of Dutch Mill. Draught projects blown away ? Just had to retrieve the bairns trampoline out of the neighbours backie Link to comment
alscotoz Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 14 hours ago, Laichomoray said: blues legend min Watched a documentary about him on prime last night. Good watch. Hugely talented. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-54614825 Link to comment
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