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But they hate poofing and Celtic have a long history of stroking one up the same sex bottom. They get tied up in knots virtue signalling until it all gets too much and they down a bottle of buckie and beat the wife.

If Celtic fans support Palestine so strongly there must be a deadly catch in there somewhere.

We'll start bloody acting like one. You should be living out your days in Pattaya with a 21 year old lady boy drilled hard up yer poop chute like any self respecting heterosexual aging gentleman.

Are you a mentally sound straight man Eddie?

Top Quality Dick.

That's your loss Maisie. Make the change. Great band, great player, great moustache.

One of the absolute greats.

Dickey Betts off to the big gig in the sky. If you don't know who he is I pity your existence and you deserve to listen to Coldplay in the bowels of hell for all eternity.

Bappit Paps.

They say tau for rope like neep eating bumpkins out the road.

Was that too difficult

Broon/bruin Coo/ku That's 2 off the top of my scone.

That's 1 Brian. See if most other words can get over 10.

They supported The Prodigy at the Glasgow Green in 96 to a mass of Ecto'd idiots. Was a terrible pairing.

Thanks Howie. I received it straight up my bottom.