strachanmcgheegoal Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatileI take it you’re employing the time served tactic of telling her it’s drinks at 7 and telling everyone else 7.30. Knocking the bedroom clock forward 15 minutes is a quick win too. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Drinks at 6, quiz starts at 7. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 'my great friend, mahkil jehcksin' I bet you fucking looper. He's suspect Uri. There is a cunt hiding in plain sight - hoo mamaBest believe a man with insight ^^ Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The accusations are gathered up and tossed onwards to Uri Geller. A much more worthy recipient. Probably.Unable to defend himself, how very noble of you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Never liked friends Bluto's never had any. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Was mad all that broken watches and clocks stuff. 'ees eet teeking? Eet ees?' The whole premise was odd. How did he do it though? You should know given you're a massive bender. 1 Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Haha. His wife’s got a fair set of shells like! Fair enough, fire on.... Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I put on a pair of her fake lashes, before I looked seriously bent. Amazing what a comma shift can do Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Always put her in the shower before me. She still takes an age. Fucking about with fake eyelashes and the like. Then if you say 'I'll wait down the pub' it's like you've just called her ma a whore. Instantly volatileI feel your pain. It’s like she’s unable to comprehend the idea of walking into a pub alone. Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.That's a fair size Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.Fucking phone. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The thing is I do not give a fuck how long it takes to get ready. It takes me 15 minutes. If birds need 3 hours fine. The taxi is coming at 7pm, do mathematics and reverse back from when the taxi is due. Do not be fucking about while the boys metre is on.Fucking phone. Another pet hate Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Having to run like fuck with a double buggy from a massive swarm of bees! Well I think they were bees, they look like big wasps here, fuck that shit either way Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Having to run like fuck with a double buggy from a massive swarm of bees! Well I think they were bees, they look like big wasps here, fuck that shit either waywimp! Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Should have left the buggy to get away quicker. Survival of the fittest.I found it strange he ran with the buggy, but left the kids 1 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Fucks sake, bloke about 50 arrived at the hotel with his family a few days ago. Cunt has only worn his Celtic top every day during the day since. He looks a right smug bastard as well. Need to complain to the hotel about its standards. Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 Hangovers. Beer commencing in circa 60 mins. Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 wimp! I don’t care, but fuck knows if the babies will have a major anaphylactic shock, not risking that.........fud Im amazed he could run at all with those wee. flat feet.10.5 seconds was my fastest at 100m, size 10 spikes, Reebok.....fast-ish Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 I don’t care, but fuck knows if the babies will have a major anaphylactic shock, not risking that.........fud 10.5 seconds was my fastest at 100m, size 10 spikes, Reebok.....fast-ishYou ever been to Super Cart? 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Shirts that were once white but are now that off white colour. Put them in the bin ffs. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Shirts that were once white but are now that off white colour. Put them in the bin ffs. - anything from all saints - one wash and it's fucked Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 gerry cinnamon gittin haild is the peoples poet efter ez glesga green set.. aw the weegies wir singin aw the words n e held ez microfone oot tae thim n stoaped singin ezsel.. serpent behavior fae cinnamon Link to comment
Fridge Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Agree with you here AK, total fucking dick. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 Fucks sake, bloke about 50 arrived at the hotel with his family a few days ago. Cunt has only worn his Celtic top every day during the day since.He looks a right smug bastard as well. Need to complain to the hotel about its standards.Honestly, see that. People like that should be strangled and drowned.Fucking minks. Link to comment
Poodler Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 gerry cinnamon gittin haild is the peoples poet efter ez glesga green set.. aw the weegies wir singin aw the words n e held ez microfone oot tae thim n stoaped singin ezsel.. serpent behavior fae cinnamon Money for old rope min, think that's the third year in a row he's lived off that album - west coast shite. He slags cocaine use in his song Sometimes which shows him up for what he is. Link to comment
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