Redforever86 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Thinking thank fuck I took the train home fae London and never flew. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Bargain at 400 quid as well Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 Bargain at 400 quid as wellAdd up the cost of flights, Heathrow express, bus, decent hotel room in London for 2 people and it’s actually nae to bad. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Show me your jacket size You 14yo? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 So basically under 80kg an adult human? Seems like a plane full of Fernando Ricksens you're after.given most bags are ~20 kilos he must weigh about 70 LOL as bad as mobbys size small on a grown up Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 4, 2019 Author Share Posted December 4, 2019 So basically under 80kg an adult human? Seems like a plane full of Fernando Ricksens you're after. given most bags are ~20 kilos he must weigh about 70 LOL as bad as mobbys size small on a grown up Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Photos of christmas trees on social media. Women and fannie mannies who comment on photos of christmas trees on social media. Women. Fanny mannies. Social media. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either. muscle weighs more than fat SF min I’d book myself in for gender reassignment min if I weighed as little as you. Prob be too ashamed to leave the house as well 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 Being a fat bastard isn't something to be proud of Bluto. 80KG isn't exactly "small" either. muscle weighs more than fat SF min I’d book myself in for gender reassignment min if I weighed as little as you. Prob be too ashamed to leave the house as well Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 cunt looks richt liket an auld buzz..the jowels n hair 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 You do weights up top, BMG? Neglecting your weedy little legs BTLOIHemmin, I’m no chicken legs like you mr small Taught Mark Hughes everything he knows about having thighs. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 You do weights up top, BMG? Neglecting your weedy little legs BTLOIHemmin, I’m no chicken legs like you mr small Taught Mark Hughes everything he knows about having thighs. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted December 4, 2019 Share Posted December 4, 2019 You must be on it to see them Betty?? FB I guess. Cut it loose. For benders, wifies n kids. I'm on twitter. Its ok. I presume FB is torture. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 It's the season where Aberdeen City centre is once again rammed with office parties and Christmas days out. On the one hand, loads of lassies dressed up to the nines showing a fair bit of leg and/or tits, on the other complete fucking pricks of blokes who get out once a year who act like complete arseholes. Out for a couple of drinks with the misses last night and on more than one occasion watched 'boring Frank from accounts' types think they were now Anthony Joshua and looking to start agro. That or getting way over friendly with the lassies and become sex pests. Kinda funny to watch to start with but also annoying as fuck that some blokes are just utter pricks with a drink in them. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 It's the season where Aberdeen City centre is once again rammed with office parties and Christmas days out. On the one hand, loads of lassies dressed up to the nines showing a fair bit of leg and/or tits, on the other complete fucking pricks of blokes who get out once a year who act like complete arseholes. Out for a couple of drinks with the misses last night and on more than one occasion watched 'boring Frank from accounts' types think they were now Anthony Joshua and looking to start agro. That or getting way over friendly with the lassies and become sex pests. Kinda funny to watch to start with but also annoying as fuck that some blokes are just utter pricks with a drink in them.Must have been poodles office do Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 They are fixing ace, buy all the birds tea tube shots which cost about £1 a go but still makes it look like you are some sort of big shot. Wire them full of Prosecco from lunchtime so they have forgotten they are married to an offshore tiger then be the gentleman and offer to take her home for an inevitable ride. Advanced skills if you manage to sneak out and grab another office tart. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 I thought that’s what the whole point of Mad Friday. If not, What is? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 I thought that’s what the whole point of Mad Friday. If not, What is?Should change the name to Rapey Friday. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted December 8, 2019 Share Posted December 8, 2019 Should change the name to Rapey Friday.*Doctor Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Good in Star Trek Link to comment
alscotoz Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 If you ask me nobody fucking did Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Hate the Last JediIt's not great.Fingers crossed that JJ comes up with the goods in 10 days time. Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted December 9, 2019 Author Share Posted December 9, 2019 It's not great.Fingers crossed that JJ comes up with the goods in 10 days time. Doubt Jim Jeffries will have much say in the next Star Trek Movie KSL. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 9, 2019 Share Posted December 9, 2019 Folk normally found on their one jaunt of the season away firing out “hilarious” catchphrases that they think nobody else has heard of. For starters: The WeegThe DeenToddersBoth chicks of the same arseSepticScumdee UtdThe Jam FartsThe HIVeesThe InfirmIprix 1 Link to comment
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