Studebaker-90 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Every time I have tried this it comes in patchy. Maybe I’m not being patient enough, if you want the rainbow you have to deal with the rain. Any advice from beard connoisseurs? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Graham Norton, Ricky Martin and cheesepipes have beards. You want to follow their lead? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 Graham Norton, Ricky Martin and cheesepipes have beards. You want to follow their lead?Just want to see if I can do it. Aye grow a beard I mean not shag mannies arses. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 can you not tell within a week if you’ve got enough stubble or if it’s too patchy? Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 9, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 9, 2019 Every time I have tried this it comes in patchy. Maybe I’m not being patient enough, if you want the rainbow you have to deal with the rain. Any advice from beard connoisseurs?Maybe change your user name to Geronimo - because you're Apache. I'll get ma coat... 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Maybe change your user name to Geronimo - because you're Apache. I'll get ma coat...Boom tishe... Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 I’ve got reservations about that joke 1 Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 I’ve got reservations about that jokeHow? Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 can you not tell within a week if you’ve got enough stubble or if it’s too patchy?If that. Patchy efforts look horrendous. Link to comment
Tommy Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Hold the fucking phone...consuming spunk promotes beard growth?You’ll be like Santa in a week. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 If that. Patchy efforts look horrendous.fuckin funny tho Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Cheese’s Jizz Cream Mobby’s Seadless Low Fat Beard Oil Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 blutos spunks goat the grey gene so the beard wid grow oot silver Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 ye shave yer chin evry coupla diys cos ye dinna liket the salt n pepper look.. ye yase bees wax oan yer grey locks n protein face mask thit the crew knocks up Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 my hair color is ace. you’re just #weljel Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 ye sent cunts intae a state eh shock whin ye ditched the spikes fir the side sweep.. cunt ye wir like the royal cad james hewitt Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Definitely wouldn't be able to grow a beard if you've had the snip. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 What is everybody’s view on beard oils Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Spunk also makes your fingernails grow. Same stuff as hair and bogies. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 What is everybody’s view on beard oilsHad a cracking smelling Tom Ford one. Birds loved the musky aroma. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Even if I could I wouldn't. 5'7 with a Long beard makes you appear even smaller Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Even if I could I wouldn't. 5'7 with a Long beard makes you appear even smaller Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Definitely wouldn't be able to grow a beard if you've had the snip.your average GoT watcher could, at best, grow a patchy wispy pathetic little effort Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Even if I could I wouldn't. 5'7 with a Long beard makes you appear even smallerimagine tup with a beard,... bald old git Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Not surprised you know all about thatYou think he's inviting the gay/paedo attention a little? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Yep, I've noticed that myself Hes dangling the carrot a little too much, probably in a (in vain) attempt to double bluffHe definitely dangles the veiny carrot too much. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Only Keanu can pull off the patchy beard. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Would take me years to grow a beard, lucky if I have to shave once a week and still look respectable for work. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Would take me years to grow a beard, lucky if I have to shave once a week and still look respectable for work.That'll be the ball snipping. Embarrassing. Link to comment
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