Redforever86 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, milne_afc said: I’m neither posh or a schoolboy! In his dreams you are both. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 24 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Told you it was easy. My work here is done.?? What's easy? You think I'm wound up? ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Was probably still sucking his mums tits when Margaret was about. Was your mum's tits, actually. 1 Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, Parklife said: What's easy? You think I'm wound up? ? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! 1 Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Why do women take fucking ages to get ready for anything. Trying to get out for a nice afternoon walk and she's still fucking about looking out sunglasses, gilets, trying on perfumes etc. Drying her hair now. Leaving at 3 indeed. Sometimes I look at my watch and think "surely it can't be be more than five minutes longer," 27 mins later and I'm still waiting about. Is it a power thing or do they just have no concept of time? Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Nope, I'm actively avoiding all 'news' at the moment. It's all bullshit. He's utterly shite though, isn't he? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Howard Marks said: Why do women take fucking ages to get ready for anything. Trying to get out for a nice afternoon walk and she's still fucking about looking out sunglasses, gilets, trying on perfumes etc. Drying her hair now. Leaving at 3 indeed. Sometimes I look at my watch and think "surely it can't be be more than five minutes longer," 27 mins later and I'm still waiting about. Is it a power thing or do they just have no concept of time? Because they're a bunch of useless cunts. Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Because they're a bunch of useless cunts. What's this shite on your avatar BB? Thought you were decent enough, but what's this Union Jack pish? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 3 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: What's this shite on your avatar BB? Thought you were decent enough, but what's this Union Jack pish? Says a cunt with Gary Glitter in his. It's a shower mat I have. PS: It's a Union Flag. Jacks are on ships. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just now, Howard Marks said: I genuinely think the timekeeping thing is going to be the end of us. It's crazy. They're vain fuckers too. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Because they're a bunch of useless cunts. Why do you hate women? Link to comment
Howard Marks Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Because they're a bunch of useless cunts. I genuinely think the timekeeping thing is going to be the end of us. It's crazy. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Parklife said: Why do you hate women? Coz I'm a rampant woofter. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Coz I'm a rampant woofter. The 70's ain't coming back, old man. Sorry. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: The 70's ain't coming back, old man. Sorry. No need to apologise. It's a sign of weakness don't you know? Anyway, the 70's never really went in my world. It's Scotlands oil, cheap heroin, Jeans Bar, Beach Baths, Bobby Vincent Combo at the Royal Hotel, the Gaumont Cinema on a Saturday mornin' and all that. Do take a dazzy and a seat. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: Why do you hate women? How can he, his mother is one. 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 23 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Says a cunt with Gary Glitter in his. It's a shower mat I have. PS: It's a Union Flag. Jacks are on ships. I stand corrected. At half mast. Fuck all wrong with Glitter. And there's no need to call me a Cunt. Ya Cunt. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: No need to apologise. It's a sign of weakness don't you know? It's a sign of strength. 5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: How can he, his mother is one. knew someone would say it? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 55 minutes ago, Dad said: I regularly think of myself as a danger to children Good on you for being honest. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 2 minutes ago, Parklife said: It's a sign of strength. It's an admission of doing something wrong, therefore weak. Doesn't apply to me as I don't make mistakes and I'm strong. Oh, so strong. Thank you for your input tho, it's greatly appreciated. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just now, Beachend Bootboy said: It's an admission of doing something wrong, therefore weak. Doesn't apply to me as I don't make mistakes and I'm strong. Oh, so strong. Thank you for your input tho, it's greatly appreciated. Wot a dimwit. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 6 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: I stand corrected. At half mast. Fuck all wrong with Glitter. And there's no need to call me a Cunt. Ya Cunt. Every day is a school day, even for cunts like you. I believe your mate Gary liked being out and about on school days too. Fuckin' hero. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just now, Parklife said: Wot a dimwit. Oh, god this is too easy but fun. Thank you again, you have made my Sunday vindaloo arseache so much more bearable. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Ha ha. More dildo's than I can handle. Too easy chum, too easy (and a little predictable). 1 5 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Every day is a school day, even for cunts like you. I believe your mate Gary liked being out and about on school days too. Fuckin' hero. No need for that Bellend Bhoy. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 A dildo in thatchers dead arse 1 1 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: A dildo in thatchers dead arse 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: A dildo in thatchers dead arse Highland Gout up her arse Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: A dildo in thatchers dead arse It's nae sair tho. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 47 minutes ago, Parklife said: He's utterly shite though, isn't he? Starmer? It's difficult times for a new leader of an opposition. He'll do better than Corbyn at the next election, thats for sure. Link to comment
Parklife Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 9 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Ha ha. More dildo's than I can handle. Too easy chum, too easy (and a little predictable). None from me, Beechend BumBhoy where to get e85 1 Link to comment
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