The Boofon Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Better with prosecco. In a pint gless.Agreed. Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Agreed Instant sore heed. Horrid Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Agreed Instant sore heed. HorridGets yi shit faced at weddings though. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 I prefer funerals to weddings. At least at funerals you can be miserable and don't have to pretend to be happy.It’s an awkward pop of the first Prosecco bottle at a funeral though. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Plus you get to look like a total ledge for showing up and an afternoon off work. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Let the hotel staff burst open a new one, if your going to funeral at mortonhall crematorium, the braids hotel is the best one for afterwards. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 Might put a random request in my will for my funeral. Demand everyone wear Hawaiian shirts and only drink cocktails at the wake. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 A celebration of life, not a dour affair. Some folk are addicted to funerals and go to folks they hardly ken. Best mates ah was wi the boy, sorry for your loss, ah mind him saying ah wiz due (insert object here) once again sorry fur yer loss, next week? I've got another funeral, good frien ah waa, good friend. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 All the “Happy New Year”, “how was Christmas?” pleasantries from the office berks. Fuck off Donna, no one gives a fuck. 1 Link to comment
Foster14 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 What the hell is that ^^ ? Chicken? In a wrap? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I like all that shit. Interacting with other humans, having a craic. It's no wonder everybody reckons Aberdonians are miserable cunts. 3 Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 FajitaFuck going to Iraq just now Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I like all that shit. Interacting with other humans, having a craic. It's no wonder everybody reckons Aberdonians are miserable cunts.We are. Nobody is giving a flying fuck what I was up at New Year, they’re doing it as you are supposed to. Obviously any half decent bird will get a hug other than that alright everyone hope you all had a good one and hideaway on here. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 All the “Happy New Year”, “how was Christmas?” pleasantries from the office berks. Fuck off Donna, no one gives a fuck. "Was Santa good to you?" is another. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Some prick in my town does this every day.town LOL Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 town LOLHad a wee check to see if Delft is a city or a town and I notice that AK has been at the notable people section Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Had a wee check to see if Delft is a city or a town and I notice that AK has been at the notable people sectionMad that you noticed that edit just 2 minutes after it was made. What a coincidence! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Mad that you noticed that edit just 2 minutes after it was made. What a coincidence!Busted. You should be in the @@Police Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 "Was Santa good to you?" is another.Any time after about 16th December. Woman on tills. “Well is that you ready/ finished/ all organised then?” Fuck off you boot. I’ll buy perfume on the 24th same as I always do. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 the attacks oan bluto10 ir relentles but thir justifyed..jist wonder if ez wee pea brain cin digest whaur e went wrang..lest month wis a disgrace..2019 wis a bastart eh a year fir the cunt..the bairns ir gittin tae an age whaur thir taein up maist eh ez time..nae point pretendin yer a drinker whin yer gittin yer baws chewd fae aw sides..ez been rag dolled aboot aw ower the shoap fae thon cunt misers..shid caw it a diy n jump beck in the canal 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I like all that shit. Interacting with other humans, having a craic. It's no wonder everybody reckons Aberdonians are miserable cunts.Haha. Relentless. Is there anything you can’t take a contrary view on? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Haha. Relentless. Is there anything you can’t take a contrary view on?It'd be a boring board if we were all just grumbling, antisocial cunts. It's cheery souls like me that keep this place going now that Dad has died. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I like all that shit. Interacting with other humans, having a craic. It's no wonder everybody reckons Aberdonians are miserable cunts. Aberdonians, in general, are miserable cunts. There's no 'reckon' about it. Most of the folk on here, however, are top fucking notch. 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Aberdonians, in general, are miserable cunts. There's no 'reckon' about it. Most of the folk on here, however, are top fucking notch.You are correct. They sure are. Not Cavey obviously. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Any time after about 16th December. Woman on tills. “Well is that you ready/ finished/ all organised then?” Fuck off you boot. I’ll buy perfume on the 24th same as I always do. I take note of what everyone mentions during the course of the year. By December I've a list of exactly what people have expressed a 'want' for, and my Christmas shopping requires absolutely fuck all thought whatsoever... but because I'm getting them exactly the shit they've mentioned wanting they think I'm the most thoughtful cunt in the world. "How did you know I wanted one of these?" Because I've a pair of functioning ears. 2 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Describing female footballers as 'ex Arsenal player' as they just did on BBC. Like it even compares. 2 Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Wh smith, do you want 500g of dairy milk for a quid. He or she must hate saying it but, your ok, your chocolate can stay on your counter. Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 This one is an open goal for Hanzoid Link to comment
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