Simply Red Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Up yours brianfaeperth with yir sock puppet fantasies. Keep trying son, your making a terrific cunt of yourself in the process. 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Used to get half decent gifts with Tiger tokens at the Esso stations. My pal from primary school's folks ran the Cullen one so we always used to get shit loads of them and free sweeties and drinks when we went up there. Closed now. Went bust. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Should be renamed deisel stations as well. More deisel cars than petrol in UK. Made a cunt of spelling diesel there. Fuck it. It's staying. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I'm sure he does... but your radar is off the mark again Bri!his sense of smells been off the mark for fuckin years aswell! 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Love pay the pump ones as well. Less awkward conversations with folk Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Snowflake generation. Hand sanitiser, gloves to fill the car up. Absolute bumders.If you say so. You carry on having a hand stinking of diesel. Grrrrr. Manly. 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 What kind of bum banditry is this ? I’ve driven diesels for years and never had diesel covered pump handles . Link to comment
Foster14 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Love pay the pump ones as well. Less awkward conversations with folk Plus less time waiting for the folk in front of you. I also don't get people who only go at the side their fuel cap is at. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 If you say so. You carry on having a hand stinking of diesel. Grrrrr. Manly. Doesn't happen. Thank god you can't have kids. 5 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Doesn't happen. Thank god you can't have kids. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Plus less time waiting for the folk in front of you. I also don't get people who only go at the side their fuel cap is at. Link to comment
Zeus Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Plus less time waiting for the folk in front of you. I also don't get people who only go at the side their fuel cap is at. Aye folk buying petrol station hotdogs etc. Good een for the pet hates thread Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Doesn't happen. Thank god you can't have kids.Stealing patter off a smelly loser from Oz. Sums you up. 1 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 As someone who has had no sense of smell since I was old enough to drive, I've never thought of the possibility my hand would stink of petrol/diesel. Did you lose the ability to smell suddenly at 17?? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Why can’t parky have kids ? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Why can’t parky have kids ?Dad beats him to it Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Why can’t parky have kids ?Unfortunately, i'm very capable of having kids. I choose not to though. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Unfortunately, i'm very capable of having kids. I choose not to though.Serious question, how do you know you’re capable if you haven’t managed it? Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Serious question, how do you know you’re capable if you haven’t managed it?And that would be your business because...? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 What a thread.Fuck tup in the ass, he's surplus to requirement. Link to comment
BWG Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Unfortunately, i'm very capable of having kids. I choose not to though. Is it because you know they'd laugh at you for using the bummer gloves? 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Is it because you know they'd laugh at you for using the bummer gloves?I have no need to use them, I drive a petrol car. Unlucky. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Love the 5 mile garageEminem's a cunty little albino dwarf. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Parky ,would you put a diesel glove on your penis as a make do condom? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Snowflake generation. Hand sanitiser, gloves to fill the car up. Absolute bumders.All the doing of the health and safety nuts Link to comment
BWG Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I have no need to use them, I drive a petrol car. Unlucky. Ah OK, so you're offended on behalf of other people over a subject that doesn't affect you at all. Not like you at all, Parkie. 2 Link to comment
HairyPie Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 I have no need to use them, I drive a petrol car. Unlucky. Rape the fucking planet, why don't you? Just because you're not going to have kids doesn't mean the rest of the world is going to stop. Never think about future generations? Selfish cunt. 1 Link to comment
DD1903 Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Love pay the pump ones as well. Less awkward conversations with folkLike people asking if you're wearing lynx ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted July 1, 2019 Share Posted July 1, 2019 Ah OK, so you're offended on behalf of other people over a subject that doesn't affect you at all. Not like you at all, Parkie.I'm the only cunt here not offended. It's all you snowflakes who're whinging like fuck. 1 1 Link to comment
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