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#1741419 Reserve Team Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 19 February 2019 - 11:59 AM

Thanks CD for getting back in the Reserve thread on match days. Been missed.

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#1741402 Sevco Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 19 February 2019 - 11:41 AM

Wait, why are you insulting potatoes here? They’re a lovely tuber


oompah oompah

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#1740679 Aberdeen V St Mirren

Posted by alscotoz on 17 February 2019 - 05:31 AM

See the fucktards are out in force this evening.

Silver lining is about 30 per cent less posts to read
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#1735759 Eu Referendum

Posted by alscotoz on 06 February 2019 - 09:42 AM




Train wreck. Britain voted for it, Britain cops the consequences. Yeah?

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#1735738 What You Doing Today?

Posted by alscotoz on 06 February 2019 - 08:49 AM

Eh filled up for 1.23 a litre at the weekend


'Bout the same here on average. I think Oz is pretty expensive for a range of things: groceries, utilities, insurance etc etc. I guess you wouldn't notice given the short span of time you've been here. Oz is run by cunts for cunts.



I like to think I'm not a cunt.

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#1735710 Sevco Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 06 February 2019 - 06:55 AM

BWG has a perm.and a 'tache. He's the thicker looking one.



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#1733434 Latest Purchase Thread

Posted by alscotoz on 02 February 2019 - 07:58 AM

This site needs a sock thread.



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#1728460 Let's All Laugh At Celtic.

Posted by alscotoz on 24 January 2019 - 07:22 AM

I think that is an interesting and overlooked point.  The concept of divided loyalties. The counter argument would be pre-contract players play against their new clubs. For example Killie FC Jordan will be playing against Gers today. I think professional athletes would not intentionally tank to support their new club or parent club. I think the opposite would occur,  the loanee would have added incentive such as Christie showing Celtic what they were missing...  regardless it should be interesting to see how Jordan plays today.


Played alright!

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#1728433 Hamilton 0 - 3 Aberdeen

Posted by alscotoz on 24 January 2019 - 01:45 AM

Fuck me, you've never heard telegram Sam? Belter of a song.


I've heard of it. Good tune. 


Excellent win and good recovery after the weekend. Killie win was handy, too.

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#1727224 What You Drinking Today

Posted by alscotoz on 22 January 2019 - 10:26 AM

Brewdog - Elvis Juice.


Maui - Big Swell IPA


Brewdog - Hazy Jane


Funky Buddha - Hop Gun


Who cares

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#1726643 Eu Referendum

Posted by alscotoz on 21 January 2019 - 01:07 AM

Brexit's been decided, it's happening, all the whiney babies need to accept it.


Have to be pretty brave/stupid to ignore the result? Regardless of your views.

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#1721979 What You Doing Today?

Posted by alscotoz on 13 January 2019 - 08:15 AM

So not a similar dynamic to you and your wife then?


Can't see Bri being either big and butch, or smoking hot tbf.

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#1721920 If You Had To Disappear, How Would You Do It?

Posted by alscotoz on 12 January 2019 - 11:58 PM

get rid of a corpse feed to pigs.
just ask Nat Fraser.
i know hundreds of acres of woodland in cushnie and strathdon where a body will never be found.


That, I can believe.

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#1715039 Second Half Of Season 2018/2019

Posted by alscotoz on 31 December 2018 - 10:43 AM

Can only see tims spend the cash in January and win the league. Sevco will try to keep up appearances, but their cash won't be enough (and hopefully push them further into the shit). Think with a couple of solid signings we can finish second.


Scottish Cup draws being kind, think we will win it. 


Predict tims will not win treble treble.

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#1713682 In The News

Posted by alscotoz on 29 December 2018 - 06:28 AM

Manboobs got interviewed on TV?


Was AK the interpreter? 

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